he is a cambodian twink named voan vuthy (possibly "van vuthy" im not sure which is correct). he currently works with his 14 year old brother as a "tour guide" by day, and gay prostitute by night. putting his broken english to use as a guide, his job is mainly inviting tourists to his pimp's jungle compound so they can shoot an RPG at a cow for $20 (he receives a 2.5% cut for every sale, but he's so bad at speaking english he mostly relies on his night job to survive). he's also responsible for cleaning up the mess on the rare occasion someone actually understands him and takes him up on the offer, and manually inseminating the cows on his pimp's estate so there's a constant supply of targets.
when his day is done, he's bussed into Krong Siem Reap along with his little brother and sold off for $2 a pop at the brothel his pimp owns. i'm not gonna go into detail on this because i'm not a pedophile, but suffice it to say vinny is a piece of shit for letting his pimp take advantage of his own baby brother like this. actually fucking disgusted when i learned about it, which is why im fine with dropping his dox. fuck him.
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ok i don't put oatmeal in it but i do crush up saltines sometimes and i feel like that fulfills the same purpose of absorbing additional water to end up with a slightly mushy peanut ramen paste
i also make it in the bag the ramen comes in because i'm too lazy to clean a bowl
thing is i have never been to prison and we couldn't even get ramen in jail - our commissary is hella limited until you actually get sentenced. lmao
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Originally posted by Ghost
FUCKUING ZOOOOOOMERRRSS!!!!!!! THEIR SKIBIDI TOILET ZAZA BIPPING PENJAMINS, LETS GO!!!, NANI. OOOF. SHOOTING THE JAY WITH DABABY AT PIZZA TOWER WITH THE RIZZ GOD FANUM TAX SIGMA OHIO AND HIT THE GRITTY
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i feel like "normal on meth" is more like keeping a spreadsheet of local hookers and their prices, ranking yourself in comparison to them, and charging a fair market rate for sex. you know? weirdly anal retentive, analytical behavior. not... like... "lol fuck it dude". charging $15 is some homeless alcoholic crackhead shit.
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