What is the calculus here? Why is any celebrity thinking "now seems like a great time to wade into what is quite possibly literally the most fraught and vicious ideological conflict in world history"? Even if you thought it'd get you casting calls or something, it seems like a fucking dumb move.
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It's an isekai where protag-kun tragically died as a result of eating raw pig liver and/or possibly getting hit by a train when he collapsed as a result of eating raw pig liver, and got reincarnated as a pig who can telepathically communicate with a magical slave girl who reads minds. The joke is he kinds of gets off being treated like a pig by a hot blonde girl. Borderline Wariat.
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Originally posted by RandyCain
What if he answered the door naked? And he was already holding a pizza. It was a stuffed crust pizza and he asked if you wanted stuffed too. Then you both suck each other's bread sticks and eat out each other's chocolate lava cakes. Then the ninja turtles cum…
What if he answered the door naked?
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Originally posted by Fox
How old is your baby mama lmao
Assuming Sudo is ~my age and it's been 13 years, let's say he quit smoking crack at 22. If his girlfriend was 10 at the time he was smoking crack (and let's assume he was being hyperbolic, so probably a bit older), she's in her mid 20s.
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Originally posted by aldra
as opposed to the J'ews setting up an ethnostate and kicking out all the Arabs who lived there, and keeping the remainder in a state of violent limbo?
they refuse to let Arabs have full citizenship because they'd be outbred and lose their ethnostate, and they refuse to let them have their own state (Rabin was the last one who seriously considered the two-state solution and probably died for it) because letting the dog off the chain after you spend 80 years kicking it probably isn't going to work out well for you.
WHAT DO?
The jedis know what to do.
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Well, I guess caves would be prone to caving in. (Yes, in my mind everyone in Afghanistan is a Mujahideen hiding in a cave waiting for a US or Russian convoy to ambush.)
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Ahh shit. I can't speak for lesser weebs but for myself, in order of most anticipated to least:
Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Eminence in Shadow Faraway Paladin Dead Mount Death Play (cour 2) Goblin Slayer 16-Bit Sensation SHY Undead Unluck The Saint's Magical Power is Omnipotent Dr. Stone: New World (cour 2) Helck! (cour 2) Dark Gathering (cour 2) Under Ninja Shangri-La Frontier The Kingdoms of Ruin Berserk of Gluttony
Also Tokyo Revengers, Jujutsu Kaisen, SPY x Family, which'd otherwise have gone somewhere at the top but I managed to fall behind on those during their previous seasons and I'm not planning to watch the currently airing episodes unless I catch up on them beforehand (obviously).
After that, there's just a huge list of shows I wasn't particularly interested in leading up to the season, but which I will nonetheless watch to completion anyway. Standouts of which include: Ragna Crimson The Vexations of a Shut-In Vampire Princess The Forbidden Deductions of Ron Kamonohashi
(A handful of others, none of which are particularly noteworthy.)
FUCK THAT'S ALOT OF ANIME.
Also I'm probably forgetting some, there's just that fucking many. It's legit killing me. This is too much, Japan. Too much.
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Looked it up and apparently the best you could hope for was heraldic patterns and insignias on the shield/clothing, and like... if you think about it, that'd still be confusing as fuck because:
Fuck knows how many noble houses woulda been walking around with blue stripes on white or red stripes on white (argent, whatever) and Fuck knows how many different noble houses were involved in a given battle, and all of their troops would be dressed differently.
3 counts and a baron vs the duke and 2 counts and you've got 7 patterns/insignia to keep track of, with no standardized uniforms to speak of. What a fucking mess. Now imagine you're a serf for one of the 3 counts and he's from a branch family of the duke fighting for his claim to the duchy and they've both got basically the same fucking heraldry.
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This is why I wanted to found the Holt-Mabier Institute for Retard Science (haha get it - holt-mabier... "hold my beer"), which evolved into the Holt-Mabler Institute that sploo founded. Alas, he's gone too soon, and Holt-Mabler never really got off the ground.
(To be clear, I mean I wanted to found it for stuff like "how do liserds respond to weed smoak" not grant money, but in hindsight my priorities were probably in the wrong place.)
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