2023-10-29 at 2:43 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
time to force feminize mashlehash and cut his penis off
2023-10-29 at 3:02 PM UTC
That's so crazy how Criss Angel was able to pull people in half like that. No tourniquets or anything. And then to be able to rearrange them. Remarkable.
2023-10-29 at 3:08 PM UTC
the spiritual revelations you experience after prolonged extreme bundy and 2c-e abuse are probably impossible to handle for the normal human being, and seeing how he has transcended that to the degree that he has, it wouldnt be too surprising
2023-10-29 at 3:10 PM UTC
The toughest part is getting past the feet.
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
What r u doin', have sex with em.
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2023-10-29 at 7:41 PM UTC
It sounds more degenerate with a limey shade to it, which I assume was intentional
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2023-10-29 at 8:50 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
WE CALL IT PETROL IN THIS HOUSE
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2023-10-30 at 1:23 AM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
In our tribe we call that the petrolhead of the petrolhome brought to you by ATCO GAS™ KEEPING CANADIANS WARM SINCE 1919
I travelled back in time to 1918 to open my own competing gas company but all I found was a bunch of jedi people running their hands together in an igloo speaking in french and laughing all the way to the bank
2023-10-30 at 2:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo
Why did you call it petrol instead of gas? This fucks me up you're not British, is this regional wit da mandem in yo city? I always think "huffing gas" as being an indigenous activity that would be closer to your proximity than anyone who says "petrol" or anywhere u would publicly read it. Is it a reference I'm not getting? Why can't I stop thinking about this?
In all honesty: this started life as a PM to someone who speaks Bri'ish, but I was like "nah fuck it this'd be funnier as a thread" and so I just copy-pasted it to here.
If I've done the same before, it is also likely because I was trying to communicate with someone who'd call it petrol IRL. Also I specifically don't like saying "huffing gas" because I am autistic and it sounds like I'm talking about huffing some non-specific gaseous
thing, so I'd probably default to "huffing gasoline" in conversation with you if we were talking about it. Honestly though, I dunno: my dad is from Liverpool and I grew up hearing British words/pronunciations a lot, so they feel pretty interchangeable to me - he calls it petrol and pronounces "garage" as "gare-edge".
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2023-10-30 at 2:38 AM UTC
For as much shit as I gave my dad about "aluminium" and his other Britishisms when I was a child, I am eternally grateful to him for the optionality it introduced to my use of the language. It all feels ~natural to me. Probably wouldn't have half as refined a grasp of English were it not for his indirect, osmotic tutelage.
