The hero rode a white horse across the desert to where his woman was He'd been riding for four days, when he saw the tower where she was locked In the moonlight he left his old steed near the drawbridge that he crossed And by way of a rope ladder, he tippy-toed to where his woman was
If I recall you're the actor who followed the stars Searching for the lost city of Mars Hoping time would heal the scars Knowing fate held no bars
Are you the one who I think you are? Are you the hero or are you the madman?
The madman climbed the steeple spire "Go higher!", said the crowd from down below "But the world's on fire!!" cried the madman from the steeple spire "You're a liar! You're a liar!", cried the crowd from down below
The madman climbed the steeple spire And let a crystal ball tear fall on the crowd far down below
If I recall, you're the actor who took to the stage Set the world ablaze with your aπger and your rage With every new leaf you turned and wrote a new page Cleverly concealing your real age
Those that knew you were always quite amazed Are you the one who can take this praise? Are you the hero? Or are you the madman?
"You're the only one who can save us", said the wizard, "or all is lost."
Originally posted by HTS
At least she's in good spirits about it, I guess. Nightmarish surgery with potentially catastrophic outcomes isn't for me, but then again who knows. God told the jedis to cut their dicks off and they tried to haggle God down to "just the foreskin". Removing my dick would be fulfilling one of God's commandments and restoring my covenant with Him.
Not true. There's nothing in the bible which commands anyone to cut their dick off.
They should get service dogs to do the job. Dogs love eating shit. Send the dog in and they could eat all the shit and lick the whole area clean, especially if the person had something especially tasty for lunch. Cramped quarters wouldn't even be an issue.
Cell phones could be easily made waterproof, but the conniving thieves all get together and deliberately manufacture them not to be, just so you will have to buy another one from them. They're basically criminals operating legally. That's why I've never given them a single penny of my money. Never will either.
Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life
Care Assistants and Nurses do it.
The elderly and the crippled are lighter. Just grab them by the ankles, lift, and wipe, drop. Not so bad. Try doing that with a 300-pound lady in cramped quarters.
