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  1. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The chosen can be described as the faithful woman who is married to God. The sacred bond of marriage was broken by the jedis, similar to a married woman becoming a harlot and betraying the husband. The legal contract of the marriage is then stained beyond redemption and the husband proceeds to divorce the woman and find a woman who truly loves him for who he is.
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Tickling the dragon's balls is a lot trickier.
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You only think you are.

    But if we just think we're still here, isn't that just as good, or bad?
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by ECAP We find its origin in the book of Genesis. Just 17 chapters into the Torah, Abraham receives a strange command from God:

    You shall be circumcised in the flesh of your foreskin.

    No reason given other than, as God says, it will be a sign of the Eternal covenant between God and Abraham and all of his descendants. The text makes it clear that circumcision must occur on the eighth day of life and falls to every jedi male. No exception. Those who choose not to obey this commandment, continues God, will be cut off from the jedi people for breaking this sacred agreement.


    Your welcome morons

    Not true. The jedis broke the sacred Covenant, rendering all requirements cited in the law as null and void. Once the terms of the contract were broken by the jedis, neither side of the law became binding. This also means that the jedis are no longer God's chosen people. The new chosen people of God are taken from all parts of the globe, from every nationality and tribe. You should really do more research on the subject.
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Grylls hey spectral you dirty old fagget how many times have you masturbated to this thread so far

    You don't scare me, kid.
  6. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by HTS …God wants us to chop our cocks off. 😅

    That's not true at all. Cite a reference.
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That would mean that Lanny has been banning one of Totse's greatest legacists, Aludin.
  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ok if you say so.

    Could probably squeeze out an animal to get a moderate supply.
  9. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny how many people did you kill ?

    The point is that mostly-clear shit juice is one of the most corrosive stain removal agents known to date.
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny but why type it out as BCE when BC will suffice ?

    does an extra E gives you an extra ounce of credibility or pounds of auras of authority ?

    why the extra E ?

    Because that's the way they taught it in school when I was a kid.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny that definition is outdated by as much as 2000 years.

    i mean, do you really believe our current era is the same as the day christ was born ?

    Well, I'm talking about 3,500 years before Christ was born.
  12. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny why would a man have such knowledges ?

    I was a Fuller Brush salesman for awhile back in the '70's.
  13. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Explain the "0" factor, please.

    In the AD year numbering system, whether applied to the Julian or Gregorian calendars, AD 1 is preceded by 1 BC. There is no year "0" between them, so a new century begins in a year which has "01" as the final digits (e.g., 1801, 1901, 2001).
  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny not the smell.

    First you use the clear shit juice on it to eliminate the stain, then you rub a bit of pure ammonia in there to kill the taint, then a quick shot or two of FeBreze (lilacs), you're good to go.
  15. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 3500 BCE is just 1500 BC.

    wheels were rampant back in 1500 BC.

    BCE (Before Common Era) and BC (Before Christ) mean the same thing- previous to year 1 CE (Common Era). This is the same as the year AD 1 (Anno Domini); the latter means “in the year of the lord,” often translated as “in the year of our lord.”
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    That shit liquid can remove any stain, if it's clear enough.
  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Imagine you were teleported with nothing but the clothes on your back to 3,500 B.C.E., with the knowledge you have now. You are now in a place where the wheel has not yet been invented. You have the knowledge to build another teleporter to get home. You decide the first thing you need to do is build a teleporter out of whatever materials may be available in the new society you find yourself in. You need to create electricity, wires, metals, components, plastics, etc. You can do it, but you need to use only the raw materials of the age which are at hand. This actually happened to the bad aliens. They were stripped of their belongings and marooned here on this world, in this time, with no way to get home. They are millions of years old. Their wealth of personal knowledge is immense. Their science makes our science look like child's-play. Over the millenniums, they have fashioned themselves powerful ships of energy and steel, which orbit this planet now, as we speak, fully cloaked from the human eye. But the ships of the good aliens make even these ships seem wooden and crude. The ships of the good aliens are made of and powered by energies unknown to man, and can traverse time and space in the blink of an eye. Majestic floating cities of lights and colors and thoughts.
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    It's true. And among the real aliens, there is an army of defectors, about 10,000 of them, who have been marooned here on Earth until their trials have heard closing arguments. These defectors went rogue and breached the non-interference rule and were thus arrested, indicted, and then marooned, while their trials proceed. They are pleading not guilty. That's why we all have to go what we're going through right now, because these renegades have made certain legal claims in their own defense, which must now be proved or disproved in their High Court.
  19. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The US army reverse engineers all captured alien technology, including captured genetic technology. The "grays" are actually expendable test-tube creations of the US military. They are grown, then trained to perform basic tasks, eventually trained to perform more complex tasks, such as flying aircraft, reconnaissance and executing various missions. Then there are the real aliens themselves, who currently operate under the law of non-interference. You can't see the real aliens unless they want you to. They are cloaked, and so are their ships. Their cloaking technology enables them to "shift" between planes of existence, thus defeating time and space altogether.
  20. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/sentry/
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