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  1. The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine not being able to outsmart a 14 year old out of some pussy

    i like when the children make fun of you
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  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Kafkas posts remind me of blinded by the light by the streets

    I've had to much to drink to be driving with my knees and ans typing but ima be good. I was just at a pub that had a pit bull, a Rottweiler and an 18 month old baby running around and one of them puked.
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  4. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk if I should go to this party tonight my friend is acting weird. I just woke up
    How is your friend acting weird?

    I was a super good boi last night so I'm gonna go to a pub and have a big bonfire with some of my favorite degenerates tn
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  5. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I hope you die
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  6. Did you guys hear about the copy of this that got purchased by the Jamaican speedjogger?

    It's called Usain Bolt's Ukraine Bolt
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  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Your rhymes are wack
    Your name is Matt and you are fat
    You sent Doug monks a pic of your glutes
    You sleep in a thong with cowboy boots
    You've grown on me just like a tumor
    I don't think you fuck black women very often, despite the rumors
    I bet you smell like cheap cologne
    Someday we may talk on the phone
    And speak of that cute picture of your tushie
    The rest of you looked soft and mushy
    I would still give it a big old hug
    I really need to get off drugs
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  8. Kafka sweaty
    Walking down a country lane with Evan Peters and ghoulish youths, there was a white mansion with caution tape, people hung from the trees and decapitated heads. It was a radioactive house but they didn’t care, went in to mess about and their skin started melting rapidly but they didn’t care. Walking on down the lane, witch flowers.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Show time motherfuckers. Strict no phone policy, literally just got my first and final warning.

    Baiiiiiiii
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lay down to zip them up. Ur in my head. How old are u paper doll?

    This post is poetry and/or song lyrics
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  11. Russian hero chains himself to McDonalds in Moscow. He says “they fed us this food for 30 years ... and now they are leaving us. The sanctions are depriving me of the food that I have eaten all my life”.
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Go into the store and tell her you’re looking for a good screw
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  13. Just soaking in the bath tub drinking an ice cold Topo Chico . Try pouring some on you're shallowly submerged hairy organs and see what the bubbles do guys it's amazing simply amwzing. The drink is truly a miraculous refreshment with a great backs tory about the emporers daighter
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  14. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Laying on my back in my bed with a mouth full of foam
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  15. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka What are you on?

    The monitor nigga
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  16. I'm so sorry for your loss Casper. That is very sad to hear. She was a very beautiful kitty and she reached a very long age for a cat, meaning she was well loved and cared for. I am sure she knew that towards the end as well. As long as she knew that, she could go feeling safe and loved and that's about the most that even the best of us can hope for, and I think animals are good about that. They know who is important to them very well. It seemed like you were important to her.

    So, all the pain your feeling right now, it's coming from a deep place of mutual genuine love. You had a connection to that animal that people really don't often acknowledge even exists, but it does. It is beautiful to have felt that level of love for an animal and while the pain is still pain, it's because you had something wonderful and to be cherished.

    May she be forever loved and at peace. And may her spirit love on in your love, wherever it goes. Remember everything she taught you.

    Stay strong brother. I love you man. Call me if you need me.
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  17. Kafka sweaty
    :’c
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  18. DontTellEm Black Hole
    I’m so sorry.
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  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    word to the opey, sorry to hear it bru

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  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Sad...I have a rescued kitty named ganji that's we've had for about 4 years and was somewhere between 5 and 7 when we got her so she's pushing 10 now.

    She's my favorite out of my 3 cats and was thr first we rescued since I got out of jail.

    Just like your kitty, it's gonna be sad day when ganji goes...I do take comfort in knowing that I gave them the best life I was able to and at least they will pass in a good home, which I'm sure is how you feel about your kitty too caspa.

    <3 everyone say a little prayer for the kitty and casper so that they will be protected during this time of mourning


    Love you bro ❤️, no homo.






    Or do I mean yes homo? Lol jk, no homo. 😂🙂
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