I want a pet duck. I want a dog. I want them to be friends. I want the duck to live outside, in a duck-house that is directly adjacent to my house but still outside. However the duck will be able to come and go as it pleases. I will probably install a ducky-door to allow the duck easy access. The dog can also use this door. It will lead to the yard, where my duck and my dog can be friends at any time.
This is my new plan. I will throw so e cats into the equation at some point as well.
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2022-05-05 at 6:51 PM UTC
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Is this normal?
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
No, most ppl can handle their weed
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I'm going to move to Nashville TN and eat lots of hot chicken. I'm going to buy a house with land and live there forever. I will have 2 dogs in addition to my present 2 cats of fortune. I will also plant lots of vegetables and herbs and shit on my land. I will stay in TN for 5+ years. Then I will kill myself.
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Originally posted by Rape Monster
there's nothing sick about enjoying a harmless natural bodily function that is free and doesnt hurt anybody
Bacterial infection through the route of another's airway from a "harmless fart" or shitting" can and has caused death by bacterial or viral related pneumonia. You carelessly or on purpose decide to shit close to someone could be the cause of their death. Because in real time you're forcing tainted airflow into their face
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Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
He also literally shits his pants in a room full of people, and people start sniffing the air and looking around with wide eyes, wondering who it is.
Big deal, so do i
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I am feeling CONTENT.
I walked by a cop on my way home and he stared at me as I was going by as though I was suspicious so I did the "the fuck are you looking at?" gesture to him and he looked away. I was hoping he would've gotten triggered and tried to harass me maybe hoping to find drugs in my backpack.
Come to think of it, there is often times a police vehicle chilling in that parking lot so from now on I'm gonna bring fake drugs in my backpack and fake paraphernalia and act super sketchy when I walk by in order to get them to falsely arrest me. Good idea Wren. Thank you, Wren.
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2022-05-03 at 1:36 AM UTC
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I am bitch
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Kafka
You’re gonna be okay.
This is what I tell ppl when they tell me their problems and I'm not really listening. Just agree I'm a bitch
who's liable to spiral
Doin lines off the Bible
Food ammo and survival
Killing the rodents like fivel
American tale? More like Canadian jail
In hades with a Mercedes on omw down to hell
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2022-05-02 at 7:31 PM UTC
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Im depressed as hell lately
Originally posted by Wariat
These chicks here are driving me mad. Star trek man dont u agree youd be depressed here too? How is kiev treating u?
just do it man. look how fucked the world is. putin is gonna starve and bomb ur people anyways and all those 15 yr old sluts are just assholes now and they arent cute and innocent like they used to be. whats the point of fuckin living man
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aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
Originally posted by Fonaplats
Dont get me started on the nuclear drag queen queer.
he doesn't seem like the kind of guy that should be in charge of handling 'dangerous leakage'
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I've been doing so many white people things lately it feels pretty wholesome tbh.
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Getting ready to move again 😏. I didn’t want an apartment before, I wanted to rent a house. I had to get out of my home so quickly, I had to take what I could at the time. I knew my lease was up in April, so I’ve been looking since December. I found a cute little ranch with 1/2 acre back yard. House one one side, farm on the other. Since I’ll be out of city limits, I can burn a fire pit. Someone built a nice one already. Can’t wait to get my doggies there, they’re gonna love roaming free instead of this apartment living.
Busy day ahead!!!!
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2022-04-27 at 11:45 PM UTC
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Underrated things/posters
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
You are definitely underrated on interpols child exploitation watch list
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I might take a buncha Molly soon and overshare with a prostitute
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Originally posted by Wariat
people are friendlier and girls way more open to meeting new people or guys like me.
“guys like me”
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Was gonna order pizza but I can’t imagine having anything that greasy after that run ....
So, I’m about to bake some chickens and have some kinda rice ...💗
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2022-04-21 at 5:49 AM UTC
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The nogging continues
Good parenting skills.
Kid didn't even drop the toilet paper nor the 6 pack. He should be getting the checks in the mail not the mom.
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Gadzooks, usually folks don't get quite that worked up. What precipitated your girlfriend beating the fuck out of you and you looking down the barrel of a gun? What happened immediately before you were totally emasculated?
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Originally posted by gadzooks
Why did she do what she did though? I miss her so fucking much. How can you do that shit to someone you loved once? I just don't get it.
How could you abandon all of your NIS friends once you finally got a girlfriend? Who knows? Ppl can be unpredictable. Obviously there's more to the story than you are telling us. What caused your girlfriend to become so volatile, Gadzooks? Who were you fucking behind her back?
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My nephew’s almost five, I woke up and his lil hand was clutching my t-shirt ;_;
It’s 2am now and I want to study
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2022-04-16 at 3:33 AM UTC
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My Memoirs
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