There are multiple challenges at the grocery store. Some of which are by design just to fuck with you, and some of which are caused by annoying/oblivious people.
When the super market is very busy, navigating it is a huge annoyance because there are oblivious people everywhere. They leave their shopping carts in the way, they block paths, they walk slow; they are a general pain in the ass.
All people who are worthy of life are mindful of their movements at the grocery store. Be mindful of where you stand and where you walk. Be mindful of where you leave your fucking cart. There is most likely someone in the store who is not a pussy bitch gatherer who walks around aimlessly to slowly look and gather; some people are hunters who know what the fuck they're looking for and are going in and out at high speed low drag to be efficient. Hunters are not to be fucked with, so be mindful.
The root of the problem is society in itself. It is unacceptable to shove people out of the way, shove carts out of the way, climb over/ jump vegetable/fruit stands to navigate efficiently, or throw produce a few isles over in the stationary department. It doesn't matter how old or dumb you are, you should be shoved out of the way if you block a path in a place where parkour is not socially acceptable. Yet, shoving people out of the way or telling them to watch where they walk/stand is seen as "rude". 2020 everyone.
I, for example, slice the pie when I enter or exit each and every fucking isle. Slicing the pie when going in and out of an isle in super autist speed allows you to fly in there like a bat out of hell without bumping into/knocking down an old lady; because when you bump into a slow bitch you have to tell her to watch here shes walking/standing, which society apparently frowns upon. I slice the pie after I move a product on the shelf to see what is behind it. I hug the shelf and quickly move the product away, so that whatever is behind the product cannot see me when I move the product, and then I slice the pie into the new opening between products that I have made.
See: slicing the pie; i.e. how to check for people before entering/exiting an isle at the grocery store.
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The other challenge in navigating a supermarket is in the fact that the whole place is a giant fatal funnel. The isles are just long hallways, which connect to other hallways on the other side. How the fuck are you supposed to clear all of that shit every time you walk out of an isle (T-shaped hallways)? Sure, you can do it, but I don't know how many grenades/ flashbangs you need if you're going in solo; fuck stopping at the end of each isle to throw a quick peek into their side, and fuck slicing the pie in one direction and then quickly turning to your six after you entered the fatal funnel and one direction is cleared. Turning your back to territory that you have not cleared is a really bad idea. Like, really bad.
See: fatal funnels; i.e. the place you want to be in for as short a duration as possible.
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In order to be worthy of the gift of life, people need to vigilantly look around all the time in the grocery store. Weather slicing the pie in and out of isles, or just simply looking to see if you'll block anyones path before you put your cart somewhere, looking around is imperative. You deserve to be stabbed otherwise.
When I am at the store, I constantly scan 360 degrees all around. My head is like a sphere with many sensors which constantly spins in search of obstacles and threats. Think of a fast spinning disco ball, but instead of colorful lenses there are sensors.
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Occasionally when I see someone who is dressing or acting in an unacceptable manner, the closest to them sensor homes in with great force, making my scanning sphere spin at great speeds. Having achieved liftoff using the force of the spin I look down upon and pass judgement on the informals.
I thank you for your attention.