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  1. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    My condolences.
    Prayers to you and your family.
    Your cat is in kitty heaven right now flying through clouds chasing giant tuna fishies.
    Gracie is a good cat.
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  2. G African Astronaut
    Dam son, RIP da kittah.
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  3. cigreting Dark Matter
    Sorry to hear that.
    Losing a pet is really shitty but at least she had a good life
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  4. blaster master victim of incest
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Man that's an amazing inspiring cat, he's like Jack Baur off it's always sunny.

    Be proud of how that cat lived and how you lived with it. He died so that you may live and your compassionate gesture is just who you are. The feline krevorkian: allowing cats to bring out the best in you and in turn benevolently reducing the suffering they experience in the nasty, brutish and short world of LA ALleycatz.

    Reducing the suffering someone experiences in death is reducing the negative cosmic energy that death causes. These are just facts bro. Be proud of the relationship you Two had. Lacking a presence sucks and can be hard to understand but he left a mark and that is far and away more important than the linear quantitative time the cat spend on the earth. Could have been a fat sack of shit sunbeam bitch bit instead it was Gracie, named after the original family of Brazilian jujitsu and embodying that fighters spirit. There are always battles you cannot win or do not have the tools for so thank God for the benevolence he was afforded
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  6. CandyRein Black Hole
    I’m sorry about your cat Casper.. I remember couple of yrs ago Angel babby passed away ...

    Talking to LaLa on the phone was the only thing that got me through it...

    I was calling her crying and she never turned me away day or night
    ...And I never ever will forget that for the rest of my life ...
    I know it hurts...and I’m sorry you have to go through missing her ...

    Praying for you and the spirit of Gracie to have peace
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  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Kafka What do you think it means? I used to listen to Tool

    Nothing really just sort of a hodge podge of things that I like (my phone, blackjack, pissing, Tool).
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  8. DontTellEm Black Hole
    My Malanois is much more focused & obedient. She has never bitten anyone but barks at everything. 😛 She’s extremely protective, to the point that even if ppl she knows hug, she starts barking & circling. Lol
    My Dalmatian was kinda spastic.

    Funny story time 😛. I live on a lake & have a fence, when I let Mya (Malianois) out she will bark ferociously at anything close to yard. (Usually geese) So recently I’ve noticed every time I let her out a goose across the lake honks repetitively over and over & it sounds like a bark lol. Mya just looks at it through the fence confused then sometimes she barks causing the goose to stop honking. It’s a pretty weird interaction
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  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I haven't fapped in months.

    If I wanna cum I just tell her to get to work

    I've fapped but haven't coomed from it in months. I'm horney all the time and have sax regularly but can only coom if certain conditions are met. Namely we are wearing Matthew McConaughey masks while smoking corn cob pipes and choking each other with suspenders while milady has ranch dressing on Der titties. The room has to smell like pickled onions too
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  10. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Kafka I can’t say all the details but this woman is sick in the head and how do I describe her husband, demonic? So the woman has been harassing me, I called the police and that didn’t stop her, they knew my dad died and still harassed me after right after, I was going to kill them but someone in a car stopped me. Screamed at her to stay the fuck away from me in front of witnesses, also told her next door neighbour about it for witnesses. So it pretty much stopped, then one day she smiled at me, so I scratched up her car. They got a new car and nothing has happened since.



    Originally posted by Kafka No because I want them to suffer, not die. It’s the woman I want to hurt the most and I think the best way to do that is if something happened to her loved ones though.



    Originally posted by Kafka I don’t think someone that sick can even love her husband. I won’t and can’t do any of this but the ideal scenario would be if her husband died (loss of financial support/isolation), to mutilate her and go after her daughter. Maybe recite some Edgar Allan Poe poem during the act so she’s scared.

    1. Someone talked to Kafka which she construed as "harassment"

    2. Kafka called the police on them, police did nothing, as they shouldn't

    3. Kafka planned to kill these people but was stopped by witnesses

    4. The person smiled at Kafka so she fucked up their car. There has been no contact since

    5. Kafka still obsesses about these people and desires to torture them and their child while reading edger Allen poe for ambiance

    I'm just trying to get this straight, is this the bare bones facts of the situation?
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  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I pray everynight that u get raped by a gang of russians.
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  12. Originally posted by hydromorphone Give your fat kitty a pat for me. He was cool.

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  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Inb4 "gaaaay" but the sound of the rain on the window as you spoon a chick falling asleep is pretty sweet bro.

    Yeah light rain is dope

    It's actually a song by Missy Elliot which is much much gayer than enjoying the sound of the rain
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  14. Originally posted by frala Kafka has got all you niggas PRESSED and I am here for it


    gurl powah yass slay queen!
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  15. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Going to watch that Kevin Costner film: Nonces with Wolves, not seen it in years.
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  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    kill yourself
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Mmq likes turtles
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  18. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Five
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    For no reason here is a picture of Chootie sleeping with Calida

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  20. I had two dreams last night. In one dream I thought I was Britney Spears and I was in Las Vegas trying to get into venues. I kept telling them who I was and asking them to PARK MY LIMO. But my limo was a broke down Buick LeSabre with a bad paint job and I kept getting kicked out.

    In the second dream I was a watching a group of people trying to frame a person for the murder of a baby. They accidentally killed the baby but didn’t do the right thing at the time of death so they decided to pin it on this poor innocent Martha. They all ended up in this confinement area fighting. There was a guy who was acting like a warden behind glass watching them and there was one girl in the group who was worried about her blog being taken down if she was accused of murder. The warden yelled at her that she was never getting her blog back.
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