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  1. Originally posted by aldra have another couple of drinks while you think about it

    Now i pissed myself
  2. Originally posted by Rape Monster Have another couple drinks

    Thats not nearly enough for a kafka thread

    Cant tell if youre being snarky or not
  3. Jesus this is boring
  4. bradleybeen made me do it
  5. bro v wade
  6. black vagina is different colors inside n outside
  7. Newsflash: Its okay to ask anyone anything.


    Unless youre wariat.

    I got 75% tho
  8. ween is the new grateful dead for people that drank capri sun while 9/11 happened
  9. Seeing the alcoholic dude with the giant goiter in his neck who lives in the van behind the bar bust a move when i sing ocean man makes me spirit soar
  10. If ur gonna take naltrexone you might as well take heroin to ease ur transition off of alcohol

    trust me im not a doctor i dont know what im talking about and i would NOT steer you wrong
  11. just drove home from the bar with my coworker. We get to in intersection and theres a dude with his arms out like trying to get hit by my car and i start filming bc 1) ineed to cover my ass and 2) i just found it entertaining. I start honking n roll down the window n im like BRO YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THE STREET. Then while im filming im like……”Does this dude have cerebral palsy.”

    Yes. yes he does.

    i get out of my car to try to get him to get from in front of my car and i realize oh shit this dude is mad disabled n covered in scabs. I try to tell him hes gonna get hit by a car and i want him ti be safe and he wants crying in Walt, Jr voice I HOPE THEY KILL ME ITD BE BETTER THAN THIS I JUST WANT TO GO HOME.

    In my head im like nigga im 8 whiskeys 2 beers and 2 pancake shots deep and if i had to walk a straight line toe to toe right now you and i would prolly score the same. Long story short some other guy stopped behind us and relented to drive the dude home and i gave guy some gas money but the real tragedy was the dude harshed by buzz but my coworker and i discussed how we nasically saved this dudes life so i cracked a canned margarita and put on some appropriate music for the ride home and henstarted crying laughing

  12. Best timeline
  13. Women are never happy


    /thread
  14. Originally posted by Meikai

    My friend n i do this at karaoke and you have no idea how hard this goes 30 minutes to last call
  15. punjab manhunt
  16. Originally posted by aldra

    > I need a functioning vagina by the end of the week

    YOUVE GOT TILL FRIDAY SUMEET. SO HELP ME, IF YOU DONT HAVE A FUNCTIONING VAGINA THEN….
  17. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 50mg of Valium will knock you on your ass for a couple of days and you won't remember much.

  18. Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol they prolly had like 1mg of some shitty isomer

    Kinda like how people used to get high on librium or valium. Like how bro

    You can get high on valium. Its pretty great actually. But theraputic dose is like 5-20mg so you gotta take like 30-50 for the good times
  19. sounds like a challenge to me
  20. Originally posted by Wariat I feel the same way in regard to hitting on 16 yr olds at the pub me and star trek hung out or hitting on 16 yr olds in general especially in a country like poland where its legal:
    https://niggasin.space/thread/80439

    So why the fuck do they have to talk to me or tell me how to behave or who i should hit on or some bullshit esp in a bar? I wish I had your attitude and told that little alcoholic cunt or herfriend who went to scold me or try getting free booze off me that like you just said right there. Dont you agree star trek?

    someone report this fucknigga plz. captchas not working for me
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