I met a 6'9" girl at tje bar last year n she wasnt jacked or manly or anything. Just a huge amazon n my friends were like "i know youre with ur gf but you need to get her number in case theres an extinction event."
Originally posted by Wariat
kafka ever pee and poop at the same time? also when you need to poo and throw up simultaneously how do you control one over the other?
Ever taken a dog knot guts deep while you watch Wes Watson retell the story of his favorite prison fight?
Cartoons dont do it for me. I like to bend a girl over in front of a mirror and watch her face when she feels me dump my fat white grizzly bear load in her and then roll over and start playing mobile games. Plus idk what the deal with tentacles is. I think theyre supposed to be a montrous proxy for tiny asian penis but i dont role like that. We’re going to make macaroni, watch Wonder Showzen and Peep Show and The Mandalorian and drink cough syrup and then im going to choke you until i cum. This is the way.
I never finish a game. Ive got probably ten thousand hours of fallout 3, 4, 76, skyrim, etc- across multiple platforms- and ive never run through the main quests. I always have more fun exploring and finding the little secrets and details.