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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. God damnit peedy no ones reading that shit bro
  2. I blacked out at the wedding in san diego. In fairness to myself that was because it was a beer and wine only wedding (really gay) and its a lot harder to pace myself wih those bc watered down alc takes like 45 min to hit me. Had something like 11 beers and 9 glasses of wine, couple swigs from a groomsmans flask in like 3 hours. I really only drink like 2- 3 times every 2 weeks but when i do, im drinking tequila and whiskey- usually like a half bottle of each, and a few IPAs to sip on and keep things rollin in between shots. They shouldve had a normal bar instead of being fancy faggots about it, but then my gfs father wouldnt have had the privilege of seeing my penis so i guess alls well that ends well.
  3. I had to do it
  4. Originally posted by Meikai >it's only 5 pages if you have it set to the correct number of posts per page



    Is this projection? What kind of fag has it set to 10 posts per page or whatever. lol lmao

    20 posts per page is ideal to break up the retardation into easily digestible portions but i can see how cramming something where it doesnt fit would be appealing to you.
  5. Originally posted by Chios Honey hey be careful. she can 16 years it later like Masterson and get friends to say the same thing.

    Yeah probably but i dont have any money to take or clout to gain so probably safe. I was like 20 years old tho and did all kinds of dumb shit, so def not the kind of thing id do now without a video declaration.
  6. My ex was into CNC but thats like diet rape
  7. Originally posted by Loing You know what would be a hot porn concept? Hot bitch staying in high story top floor hotel room with husband. She opens the window up to let the breeze in. She's drunk and horny, naked and lying on her bed waiting spread eagle when a window cleaner's scaffolding drops down. He climbs in and they fuck, he cums inside her and scaffolds down to the next level to continue cleaning windows.

    Ive been watching a lot of hotwife porn lately. Ive never fucked a chick with another dude but that kind of cumraderie i think is missing in my life
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster That would be a little 2 oz energy shot of GHB disguised as window cleaner

    Or eyelash glue remover.

    Im sold
  9. 11 fucking pages. You guys are so gay.
  10. Fuys dont discourage him
  11. Originally posted by Kafka Some problem solving, if you wanted Sophie to come back you could have just banned me when I asked. But you knew he was dead.

    You heard her Lanny. Do the damn thing. Burn the witch.
  12. Originally posted by Kafka Gonna see if Kev wants to help me take him down.

    NONCE SQUAD……


    ASSEMBLE!!!!
  13. Built in 1953. Oof. Almost as old as my house.
  14. Originally posted by Kafka He would have let me suffered for the rest of my life not knowing what had happened to him. He didn't care that I was experiencing actual grief for a year and had to fragment which is psychological harm. He was aware that what he did could have cause suicidal behaviour. People don't treat dogs the way he treated me. He knew what it's like for someone with BPD to be abandoned. No one will ever get away with that.

    So good
  15. This shit is so gay. She painted one of her dildos red to threaten Peedy? rofl
  16. Just took some g and lyrica gonna try to knock myself out so i can work another 10 hr day tmw
  17. idk i figured fags are so horny and desperate that a bearded bald man willing to fill his ass with golf balls would be worth at least a few bills a month
  18. Youre gay as shit and in relatively decent shape why not degrade yourself for money online? Thats probably the path of least resistance if you want to do no real work and dont want to risk jail. We can even help you write scripts.
  19. Originally posted by Kafka I told Sophie he can be spared from my wrath if he brings me your head btw.

    jfc you cant be real



    which one of you faggots is this. Come clean. This is nuclear tier cringe and we have a non proliferation agreement
  20. Originally posted by Migh Exactly.

    Or maybe Kafka could do some live nude dances as well as some other things in an exchange for this…

    Eew. Stop being gross
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