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  1. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Lol I used to get pint of beer and drink those while going to work when I was younger

    The store had 6 packs of Stone Brewing Delicious Double IPA for $5 on the discount rack. And those are 9.4% abv. I bought $40 worth and i just keep them in the trunk or behind the passengers seat. Crack a couple when im stuck in traffic.
  2. Originally posted by RIPtotse lol bro i just cant do it. ..literally thinking about alch makes me wanna barf

    Its an opiate thing trust me. I didnt drink between when i graduated hs until i turned 31. Opiates change your brain chemistry n do some weird shit.
  3. The basic Canadian military is like joining a marching band just do it dude.
  4. Originally posted by Fox I dunno I only drink socially now. I tried to become an alcoholic for a while where I was drinking liquor morning noon and night, even drinking WHILE driving at times. I just wanted to be one of those guys that always had a flask on me and would drink at inappropriate moments like standing in line at the grocery store, or at a funeral.

    I did that for a couple months until eventually I just started feeling sick instantly from even small amounts of alcohol so I stopped for a while. I have no problems with any kind of addiction except maybe cumming, if I don’t fuck I have to jack off once or twice a day every day I can’t not do it.

    Sucks for you though

    Samesies on both counts. I usually have a 6 pack of car beers for long drives.
  5. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i bet you also look at those video of soldiers getting blown off by ap mines and asking yourself if their cocks got blown off too.

    u fag.

    You dont consider the safety of your penus bc youre one freak carrot peeler accident away from being a little asian ken doll
  6. Also if its not a particularly nice case, you can use a dremel and cut a slot for the power cable
  7. If you werent surrounded by burning marsupials, id absolutely send you all the other parts though. Ive been slowly throwing away parts bc im kind of a hoarder. I put 3 whole computers by the dumpster at work last xmas
  8. I love that this site gave birth to NonceQuoting
  9. Nigga i spent months in discord chats with bots checking inventory to get this stupid thing. I drove an hour to Microcenter to stand in line for 2 hours before work , only to have them sell out. I wouldnt have pulled it out but the a reen started glitching out and flickering and artifacting and CPUID said my north bridge or whatever was like 220 degrees celsius. could not find my IR thermometer to check. I just want to be able to play cool games without getting BSOD. Right now both side panels are popped off with my air purified blowing directly in it, but its kinda clashing with the minimalist scandinavian aesthetic i was going for
  10. shit i didnt realize this was on gamepass. I dont want to reinstall my rtx 3080. Shit overheats my lil itx chipset and i cant be assed to move everything into an ATX case again 😡
  11. Rick already shits himself constantly so no one in that household is judging you n ur smelly old man longballs
  12. Imagine dying for a highlight reel with a shitty driftphonk soundtrack lol
  13. One dude is already bleeding in a crater, staring up at the sky. Makes the sign of the cross and then drone op obliterates his skull.
  14. Originally posted by aldra when you see those videos, take note of whether the person catching the grenade has a weapon

    The ones im watching are mostly already wounded solders or dudes taking a shit just getting teabagged into oblivion. Modern warfare is brutal. With cheap drones, infrared, thermal, theres really no place to hide
  15. yeah getting poopoo caca on ur balls is a good way to assert dominace like when ur girl is giving you the ol googoo40k n she smells it she might go EW STINKY YUCK but then you just force youre cock with her n go thats right whore fuck the cock how does it feel to be a nasty poop whore with a man who is old enough to be youre? father? tell me how u like ass smell on you chin you filethy broad
  16. taint to tailbone

    Or just the baday bc if u turn it up to the highest setting it fills ir ass with water n ur turds float around like a lava lamp
  17. Its a gigantic pain in the ass.

    Which may appeal to you.

    Because youre gay.



    I tried it only once but with a butterflied turkey breast, and the turkey was tough and rubbery by the time the chicken was cooked, and the duck fat didnt render so there was just this this strip of blubber in the center.

    Chicken tastes like fucking nothing without fat and fire.

    If i do any fancy holiday cooking this year, itll probably be beef wellington bc my mom makes it really well and my gfs parents farm has geese. id kill a goose but idk if i have the heart to throat fuck it with corn feed before i do.
  18. Rig armor plating to a rascal scooter like a mini killdozer and let her go out like an OG
  19. Took g, lyrica, gaba and tequila. Laying in bed eating shredded cheese and watching ukrianian war footage of people getting wrecked by drone grenades.

    Some dude just had one dropped between his knees as he was laying prone, and on the infrared camera you could see his legs blown to each side at a silly angle. Couldnt help but wonder what the chances are that homeboy survived and if his cock had been shielded from the blast
  20. Its my sacred duty as a veteran of the meme wars kind of like one of those kinky monks that flagellate themselves to apologize to god for the gays
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