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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. If i dont go to the weddings its like a big fight
  2. Getting packed up to drive to my SEVENTH WEDDING this year. I hate dressing up. Im too broke to be taking thse days off work rn. Idk if theres something wrong with me, but i dont find these types of “events” fun. Its expensive. imma be fat n sweaty n u comfortable. I honestly just want to drive up to a cabin n spend a couple weeks by myself.
  3. Anyone seen Talk to Me?
  4. Originally posted by Rape Monster Can I get a BBQ bacon cheeseburger with a side of 10 ml GHB?

    Sorry we’re all out of bacon. And the G….spilled.
  5. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy



    The kid and I hit up Home Depot for ceiling tiles. I bought her a Kinder Egg and a lollipop for behaving.

    Then mowed the grass and worked a bit on the patio but the wasp scared me inside.

    I got all but 2 damaged ceiling tiles replaced.

    Then I put my feet up.

    This was all yesterday but I forgot to post.

    After relaxing and eating I finished my day playing American Truck Simulator.

    I was ready to make fun of your shitty food, but I actually am legitimately proud of you for carving out a lil piece of normalcy and happiness for yourself man.
  6. Honestly i thought it was kinda shitty n ghetto n embarassing to be selling burgers outside the bar but when you dont have to lease a spot and people pay you all in cash, its not a bad deal. And half the time i was just in the bar playing pool. Maybe ill name it Bill Krozby Dogs just for a day so the meme circle will be complete.
  7. my favorite is soak noodles in cold water for a few min then fry in hot oil. 3 or 4 min till noodles start to blacken, then garlic, coconut milk, peanut butter, soy sauce, ginger, brown sugar, tiny bit of fish sauce, tiny bit of sriracha. Either diced or pulled boiled chicken, cilantro, thin sliced onion and bell pepper, squeeze of lime juice. You can par steam the veggies in the microwave if youre being extra lazy and you can sub carrots or any kinda fresh crunchy vegetable
  8. Originally posted by Rape Monster You could put Pinks out of business

    I mean mostly we did burgers $7 for a single $10 for a double. Gonna see if we can figure out an electric fryer. i made some dank sweet onion bourbon jam and thich cut bacon to top the burgers with which was pretty popular but we ran out of that pretty quick. I want to do a burger thats like fried jalapenos, crispy thin onion rings, pepperjack and a spicy honey glaze.
  9. Originally posted by Pete Green My big toe is rotting.



    I'm thinking of cutting it off myself. i refuse medical treatment from CIA trying to off me softly through preparations for visits and procedures.

    You dig where this is coming from? poisonous sea shell toxins in the gel or maybe an anti-coagulant to make me shit out blood

    Off topic dude lets not talk about ur rotting digits lil toemo imma have to torque down the smeel on my tablet . lets not lose the steam on the wishing me happy birthday train.
  10. Homie n i started a hotdog/burger stand out the back of his pickup truck. Posted up in the parking lot outside of the bar. They said GarageDawgs would never work, but was pretty solid. Looks like we’ll both come out with like 180 for 2.5 hrs of work, after expenses. And it was the first night so no one even knew we were gonna be there.
  11. My opinions are as follows

    1. Your life sucks
    2. Your drugs suck
    3. Your brain sucks
    4. Youre some kind of mildly retarted that feels like talking to a wall
    5. Youre unattractice
    6. Youre a pedofile
    7. Youre a retarded unattractive pedophile which is somehow worse than the sum of the parts.
  12. take a ton of bundy and some yaoi inhibitors
  13. Expecting money for doing absolutely nothing is how i know you are in fact, black.
  14. Originally posted by Pete Green take CBD instead

    joint pain gone

    Cbd does very little for me
  15. Originally posted by Incessant I took just one. Kicked in after my workout. Feels good man.

    Id say grind them all into powder and then take like .5g every morning in tea. Maybe with ither medicinal mushrooms n ginger. When i stuck to taking that routinely,i felt pretty great
  16. I will. Thank you andrew.
  17. Idk op i think you should find out for the sake of science
  18. Originally posted by Kingoftoes
    Listening to Eazy-E on my lunch break.

    1. Why do you have a sloth hand?

    2. As an obvious follow up to question 1- since you are clearly a sloth, how do you maintain employment?
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