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  1. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Loing African Astronaut
    They should make another one called Cosby Knockout Rape
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  3. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Loing They should make another one called Cosby Knockout Rape

    That would be a little 2 oz energy shot of GHB disguised as window cleaner
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Loing African Astronaut
    Bitches love window cleaner
  5. Loing African Astronaut
    You know what would be a hot porn concept? Hot bitch staying in high story top floor hotel room with husband. She opens the window up to let the breeze in. She's drunk and horny, naked and lying on her bed waiting spread eagle when a window cleaner's scaffolding drops down. He climbs in and they fuck, he cums inside her and scaffolds down to the next level to continue cleaning windows.
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  6. Originally posted by Rape Monster That would be a little 2 oz energy shot of GHB disguised as window cleaner

    Or eyelash glue remover.

    Im sold
  7. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Loing You know what would be a hot porn concept? Hot bitch staying in high story top floor hotel room with husband. She opens the window up to let the breeze in. She's drunk and horny, naked and lying on her bed waiting spread eagle when a window cleaner's scaffolding drops down. He climbs in and they fuck, he cums inside her and scaffolds down to the next level to continue cleaning windows.

    Fantasy or experience or a fantasy for your window washing existence?
  8. Originally posted by Loing You know what would be a hot porn concept? Hot bitch staying in high story top floor hotel room with husband. She opens the window up to let the breeze in. She's drunk and horny, naked and lying on her bed waiting spread eagle when a window cleaner's scaffolding drops down. He climbs in and they fuck, he cums inside her and scaffolds down to the next level to continue cleaning windows.

    Ive been watching a lot of hotwife porn lately. Ive never fucked a chick with another dude but that kind of cumraderie i think is missing in my life
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  9. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Kafka Making progress.


    it has a collar on u fukken retard
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  10. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    About to take my dog out then probably go to sleep shortly here since there's not much else to do....

    Goodnight people
  11. Originally posted by POLECAT i'm not a loser, I'm an owner

    I dont have a "job"
    I provide a service to the rich for a fee

    a prostitute.




    Originally posted by Fox I have businesses that generate income without my involvement.

    a parasite.

    Originally posted by Rape Monster I grew up eating lead paint chips and turned out completely fine

    thats because they used tin as a cheaper substitute for lead.
  12. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    a nigger
  13. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Tacos and Beer at this very moment

  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    are you using a driving camera to take photos of your horrible food
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  15. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra are you using a driving camera to take photos of your horrible food

    has a PC function. I can use "Punch" to normal out the fisheye but why would I?
  16. WellHung Black Hole
    fucking a nigger.
  17. Chios Honey African Astronaut
    By Frog/Scorpian, aldra admits to his deflection. he thinks it's criminal and evil on both ends of the table.
  18. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Sure thing! Here's a simple recipe for vanilla cookies using sugar, eggs, flour, vanilla extract, milk, and butter:

    Ingredients:

    1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened
    1 cup granulated sugar
    2 large eggs
    2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
    2 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
    1/2 teaspoon baking powder
    1/2 teaspoon salt
    2 tablespoons milk

    Instructions:

    Preheat the Oven: Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and line a baking sheet with parchment paper or a silicone baking mat.

    Cream the Butter and Sugar: In a large mixing bowl, cream together the softened butter and granulated sugar until it becomes light and fluffy. This usually takes about 2-3 minutes of mixing.

    Add Eggs and Vanilla: Beat in the eggs, one at a time, ensuring each egg is fully incorporated before adding the next. Then, add the vanilla extract and mix until well combined.

    Combine Dry Ingredients: In a separate bowl, whisk together the all-purpose flour, baking powder, and salt.

    Combine Wet and Dry Mixtures: Gradually add the dry mixture to the wet mixture, mixing until the cookie dough comes together. If the dough is too dry, add the milk, one tablespoon at a time, until you reach the desired consistency. The dough should be soft and slightly sticky.

    Form the Cookies: Using a spoon or cookie scoop, drop rounded tablespoons of dough onto the prepared baking sheet. Leave some space between each cookie as they will spread during baking.

    Bake: Bake in the preheated oven for 10-12 minutes or until the edges of the cookies start to turn golden brown.

    Cool: Allow the cookies to cool on the baking sheet for a few minutes before transferring them to a wire rack to cool completely.

    Enjoy: Once the cookies have cooled, you can enjoy them with a glass of milk or your favorite beverage!

    These vanilla cookies are simple and delicious, perfect for satisfying your sweet tooth. You can also get creative by adding chocolate chips, nuts, or other mix-ins if you like. Enjoy!
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Having a steak dinner watching the MTV video music awards with Nicki Minaj hosting and performing 🦄 💖
  20. CandyRein Black Hole


    Watching Netflix …..❤️
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