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2023-11-21 at 9:23 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE ive considered getting botox injections into my jaw muscle before because they use it to non cosmetically treat jaw muscles that have grown too strong from continuous clenching for years on end and it supposedly kills the habit or some shit idk. my jaw feels fine these dayz though
I got my gf snail mucin n botox injections in her jaw to help jaw pain bc i have a big dick and she said it helps a lot -
2023-11-21 at 9:20 AM UTC in Porn nigger spaceJust search whatever series you want on google with “full” and theres usually a few ripper sites that steal all the stuff thats normally paywalled. Excogi and gloryholes creampies are some good ones. Desperate Amateurs. Idk i usually just go with the flow but there are a handful of genres i specifically look for semi often.
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2023-11-21 at 9:14 AM UTC in Butt nigger space
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2023-11-21 at 8:36 AM UTC in Sexually abusing underage retarded girls in wheelchairs
Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I was in a jail dorm of roughly 60 people when one daya new inmate showed up.
He didn't say anything and went straight to his bunk and laid in it.
That night on the news we watched as a story of a pedophile who was arrested for sexually abusing an underage girl who was mentally handicapped and stuck in a wheelchair.
Low and behold it was the same son of a bitch who walked into the dorm earlier that day.
As soon as the nighly news was over at 11:30 it was lights out and everyone was sent to their bunks.
There was a lot of whispers of disgust.
I had a good view of this pedo as his bunk was directly in front of mine. His bunk was on top and mine was on the bottom. so I was looking out above my feet at the top of his head.
Laying awake reading a book I noticed someone moving quickly and down low toward the pedo's bunk.
Suddenly that someone got to the pedo's bunk and punched him in the side of the head and went back to his own bunk.
The pedo was hiding under his covered the whole night and the whole night every 30 minutes or so, someone would run up and punch this guy in the head.
The next morning at breakfast we all had to line up for count and the pedo was visibly scared as fuck.
When he went to get his breakfast tray the guy's serving the trays already knew and gave him a gross ass looking tray covered in salt and all fucked up looking food.
No one allowed the pedo to sit and he ended up sitting in a corner in a plastic chair.
By the time breakfast was over all the pedo's stuff back at his bunk had been stolen and his sheets were fucked and filthy.
I watched this pedo be fucked with for a few days (probably 4) before he was rescued by the gaurds but before that every day and night people were punching and kicking him. He never got any sleep the entire time he was in the dorm and he never got anything to eat as all his food was poisoned with salt and who knows what else.
I watched him get attacked every day at least a few times.
No one seemed to want to outright beat the living piss out of him but it was very obvious all his attackers wanted to make his life hell by prolonging his torture by only hitting him enough to make it impossible for him to manage to do anything.
In the shower he was beat. On the toilet he was beat. In his bed he was beat. Walking around he was beat.
It was an eye opening experience and only after a few days of beatings and starving did the guards pull him our after the pedo snitched to the jail doctor.
Needless to say they quit letting us watch the news after than.
I'm sure he wound up murdered in prison but only after a long long time being abused himself.
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2023-11-21 at 8:30 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-11-21 at 8:28 AM UTC in downer enjoyer appreciation thread
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2023-11-21 at 8:27 AM UTC in totsy meetup at Mals DinerMal would not run a greasy spoon she would make the flapjacks with sweet potato a nd the eggs would be vegan
Irretrievably, if you can swap my bagels for cream corn and my beer for whiskey, i will be there by 0800 if i get a good tailwind going through the pass as the crow flies -
2023-11-21 at 8:18 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWatching back the video from the festival. Had a ton of fun, even if gf did not. lol.
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2023-11-19 at 1:46 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-11-19 at 1:45 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-11-18 at 3:16 PM UTC in DH Most Wanted Playing Cards
Originally posted by Sudo Your implying you fucked community members before which is every young totseans dream whether they get married like ck and tinted glass or rob pharmacies together like Silverfuck and mancannon. The closest thing I've ever done is sell drugs to one who didn't know I knew who he was. He was pretty special. Previously we had both decided to become friends and also threatened each other but I don't think either of us were posting at the time
I mean we’re all autistic retards so fucking a retarded chick is not exactly a feat or a testament to ones prowess. that said, idk how many of the women here are particularly attractive though, and im also not aure which would be cool enough to let the boiz run a train on her. -
2023-11-17 at 2:18 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....i did come up with some bangers in the parking lot tho. We called a bunch of prostitutes from eros and then i put on that terrible jediy nick kroll voice and asked them if theyd consider a barter of $100 and a world class foot massage. Then we called a thai hooker and i asked if she had those delicious erect marshmallow nipples and when she confirmed she in fact did, i exclaimed WELL WELCOME TO THA CANDY SHOP. lebanese homie called obvious jedi hookers and asked if he could drill their buttholes while rocking a hamas headscarf.
And then i came up with the brilliant idea of a show like Shark Tank but for pussy where women try to sell you on why their snatch is worth like $900 an hour. I then proposed a girl who fires a golfball from her twat to trigger an increasingly difficult Rube Goldberg machine, which would have impressed the sharks. And then i imagined our Mr. Wonderful analogue saying “ Yiu have no eyebrows. You smell. For that reason….IM OUT.” -
2023-11-17 at 1:39 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....Some fat drunk mexican at the bar came up to shake my hand and his entire sleeve and hand were covered in piss. His friend kept being like “hes just drunk dude chill out” and i said tell you what stick out yoir arm and let me piss all over you and then i can tell you to be chill. The sober friend finally gave me a couple bottles of water to rinse off my arm and one of the other fat retards kept telling me to relax and i said im very easy to get along with but if you tell me to relax one more time my patience is going to run out. I dont think i was being unreasknable. Plenty of places in this city where if you step on a mans shoes you can expect to get hit. Ofc the fat green shirt ninja turtle looking retard was the one who wanted to chest up with me so bad. And ofc now i feel bad and gaslit bc i wasnt trying to emasculate them or be a douchebro, i just wanted them to FUCK OFF and they refused to.
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2023-11-17 at 4:32 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Incessant I guess that’s true but I’d say that only happens with a brand new partner or when you’re younger and more insecure. You need to be complimenting her more and making her feel secure if she still feels this way year into the relationship.
I compliment plenty but at a certain point someones swlf confidence becomes their own responsibility too -
2023-11-17 at 3:54 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein Huh lol
Words of affirmation while getting your coochie ate ?
That’s different….
Tell her to empty her mind ..and just lay back and relax or sit on your face and feed her coochie to you …
Are you bending her over and licking from the clit to the butt up and down and then tongue fuqin her hole and telling her good she tastes?
Try that
Xoxo
She doesnt sit on my face all the time bc she says it doesnt feel intimate. lol. Im like damn girl just use me already shit. Intimacy is cool but sometimes i want to just be a gross animal. But yes apparently getting eaten out in a sundress is another thing i was unaware of that is a top tier woman fantasy. When i do what you described she makes me stop and not touch her for like 20 min n when i do she swats my hand like im tryna sneak a cookie from the cookie jar. -
2023-11-16 at 11:05 AM UTC in Even though the lead singer was an epic nonce, this still a classic
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2023-11-16 at 10:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by aldra yeah, judge found it unconstitutional to bar felons from a right
makes sense but lol@ it being Chicago considering how many shootings they already have
yeah I don't really get why they enhancement so hard for completely unrelated crimes; I mean I can understand theft etc. barring you from handling money or something but I've heard about that sort of thing a lot
Yeah i filed another written appeal a couple weeks ago. My argument was that having a special standard for applicants convicted of crimes of “moral turpitude” is kinda dumb and nonsensical because stealing a candy bar shouldnt disqualify someone while allowing for someone convicted of domestic violence or DUI or animal abuse. -
2023-11-16 at 10:28 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by CandyRein Getting my coochie ate
Gf said women have a hard time enjoying oral bc you guys are so self conscious and in your heads all the time, so you need words of affirmation n shit. I thought that would be annoying. Like the same way i feel about a girl saying “Yah ooh fuck my lil pussy with that big cock daddy”. I guess thats why you guys get off to romance novels n stuff. Every day you learn something new. I just assumed women knew, if it doesnt taste/smell good, imma just be like “Know whatd be hot right now? We ahould jump in the shower together”. I dont want editorializing when im getting my dick sucked just the quiet natural sounds of the gluckgluck9000. -
2023-11-16 at 10:21 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
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2023-11-16 at 9:04 AM UTC in Here I share some very troubling secrets.the one who robbed pharmacies with silverfuck was mancannon.
