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Posts by General Butt.Naked

  1. Originally posted by Meikai totse island… one day… one day.

    everybody throw a bucket of sand in the ocean then it will b our island
  2. I met a porn chick last night who said she likes tall country boys and shes a dominatrix who puts corkscrews in guys dick holes. Im gonna hook her up with my friend and not tell him.
  3. 9%. Im like this bar sucks
    13% i think to myself this is fine i guess
    51% i begin discussing The Bell Curve with the security guard
  4. maybe put vaseline or something on yourr face and wear a mask of some kind. The cracks i had in my hands when i worked with cement were GNARLY
  5. Originally posted by Wariat Crisolis, girls your age or sometimes even younger still find me very attractive.

    Send a picture of your penis, maybe?
  6. Yeah he broke it
  7. Yeah its gonna look clean as fuck
  8. Trying to find a place that makes a wine purple chesterfield coat in my size. I want to pair it with a cableknit sweater n my new boots for the christmas party
  9. Originally posted by Crisolis Elizabeth?

    What?

    No her name was Gracie n she was the best. If i find any pics ill post. Didnt realize you were a fellow member of grey cat gang
  10. lol didnt you try this like a year ago?


  11. #blessed
  12. Originally posted by Rape Monster I have it, I check for obits sometimes and never find any.

    She used to let her baby crawl around naked and shit itself and then allow the dog to lick the shit clean from the baby's ass. She sold her refrigerator for drugs.

    People like her dont get obituaries. I mean i was a drug addict for a very long time, so i understand how fucked up it can get you. The brief glimpses of who she mightve been before addiction were interesting. Sad situation all around.
  13. Originally posted by Kingoffrogs UPDATE: Fuys I'm feeling lonely rn. Another night in my bed alone. And tomorrow will be another day alone. Here I am, balls blue and eyes red, laying snugly in my bed. I know it's not my fault she left fuys, but I still feel like I got used for a few puffs from a joint. Wouldn't be the first time I've been burned like that (pun intended.) I think I'm going to cry and just go to bed and go home tomorrow morning, I was going to go to chicago but I don't have enough gas.

    Your Rizz was not rizzn enough. Next time bring cocaine.
  14. Originally posted by Crisolis

    😭 That looks exactly like my kitty Gracie. I miss her.
  15. Originally posted by Kafka I watched the new Poirot movies and thought he looked like my dad. Looked it up and he's Northern Irish and my new crush.

    What about the old Poirot show with David Suchet?
  16. Justin Alexis Hernandez
  17. Originally posted by Kafka I think Akira is causing me lung problems. She's not on my chest, just my legs but I've noticed it's hard to breathe when she is and it's really hard to move my left hand rn. I've never had mobility problems to this extent before and it happened suddenly. My violin days are over. I watched The Kardashians for the first time today. Idk ig I'm taking a break.



    jfc dude

    Its like Malice with a vagina
  18. Originally posted by Fox Who was that again? Gōllum? And whatever happened to that whore? Didn’t she have some terminal disease or something

    Yeah was §m£ÂgØL. Miss him.

    The woman was Hydromorphone. She ended up losing custodyof her kid, becoming homeless, moving to Baltimore, getting addicted to heroin. She ended up wih massive kidney failure from all the drugs she was doing, and huge festering wounds from shooting whatever RCnshe was doing at the time. Last i talked to her, she was in hospice and sent me a picture of maggots crawling in the gangrenous wound on her arm.

    I imagine shes dead at this point but idk. I never knew her real name.
  19. No honestly a bunch of awkward forum kids meeting up and trying to socialize irl and taking drugs and having weird sperg sex is honestly the best thing in the world. Fondest memories kfmy formative years.
  20. Dont get buttfucked by her pedophile boyfriend and then gaslit into believing youre the father of her child

    Hitchhiked into Conception: Part Deux
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