Jfc fona yore the patriarch no get ur shit together.
On secnd thought why are ou doing the womens work? Do u wear tbe pants? Drag ur wife out here now n have her speak to me
Youre better off doing it in tbe oven assuming you dont have a nigger poverty oven. Stick a thermo in the turkussy n see how cold the inner meat is
2023-11-23 at 6:14 AM UTC
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I'm leaving
Peedy and Mash having a conversation is like asking bjork to describe a tree.
wait nvm you already seasoned it. Vaya con dios.
congrats you ruined it. Youre like 40 dude how are yiu such a gigantic nigger still?
jk. partially. Um dont add that rub. Its ass. regular salt is fine just use less. I can walk you through the steps if you want, but most important is going to be getting that bird thawed. If you gotta run hot water on the i side, so be it. But you cant throw a frozen turkey in the oven or its a total waste of time.
Do NOT put sugar n garlic in ur rub. It will burn. Salt n pepper, lil bit of paprika, thyme, red pepper, tiny bit of onion powder will work. Shove the turkeys butthole full of cut lemon n herbs, celery, carrots
2023-11-22 at 9:09 PM UTC
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Porn nigger space
My junkie ex was into being burned, asphyxiated with a garbage bag, blood play, knife play. Shed push safety pins through her lip. Shes really the only reason i got into rough sex at all, because it was very hard for me to go long with most of what she wanted. She wanted CNC where id cut a hole in her leggings with a boxcutter and fuck her through them, cum in her, leave. Then again she had a ton of trauma. Her lil brother died in bed next to her when she was 15, and her mom blamed her for not waking up n saving him. Mom gained like 400lb n eventually also died in the middle of the night. Fucked up.
2023-11-22 at 12 PM UTC
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Porn nigger space
He didnt choke her enough. If you tell her to take a big breath before you choke the shit out of her and slamfuck her,shell cum way harder
Getting a lil high. Been feeling kinda sad all day. The holidays are always weird for me. Busiest, most miserable time of the year. Broke, overextended. So many expectations. Its kinda the same way i get around my birthday. Just want it to be February already
2023-11-22 at 8:07 AM UTC
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My New Boots (again)
I want to buy some new boots but hard to find
2023-11-21 at 11:13 AM UTC
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What's for Dinner?
Cooked a batch of chicken thighs for my weekly meal prep. Took the skins off halfway through and packed them with shredded cabbage, carrot, ground pork, scallions. Brushed with hoisin and popped them in the air fryer to finish n they came out as pretty tasty lil keto type egg rolls.
moar like GBL BBL nawmsayin?
