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2020-11-10 at 7:26 PM UTC in All I want for Christmas is a vaccineDon't trust her, she was flat as a pancake and looked like a Scottish librarian back in her countdown days, now she looks like this:
She's had more work done than than Big Ben. -
2020-11-10 at 7:21 PM UTC in Switching to ParlerI trust everybody on this site so little, I'm not even gonna Google that, sorry opie.
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2020-11-10 at 2:39 PM UTC in On a scale of 1 - 10 how much of
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2020-11-10 at 11:53 AM UTC in On a scale of 1 - 10 how much ofYou're definitely higher than a 1 Grill, you've got a little gay dog with a small wiener.
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2020-11-10 at 11:45 AM UTC in Do you RememberThey call opie "the clothesline" as he's always got a pair of his sisters undies on.
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2020-11-10 at 2:11 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-11-10 at 2:08 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-11-10 at 1:46 AM UTC in Drump...Macho Man...Or...Loser?^ two-legged centaur.
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2020-11-09 at 11:13 PM UTC in I FUCKED UP and now America is Communist"hey buddy it's your best pal the billionaire president of the United States, send me five thousand dollars."
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2020-11-09 at 4:33 PM UTC in Donald Trump, youre FIRED hahhaha
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2020-11-09 at 10:16 AM UTC in I'll associate NIS users taste with smellsOpie = a dead goat's asshole.
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2020-11-09 at 10:14 AM UTC in Donald Duck orders a Big Mac from McDonaldsThe duck you get in Chinese restaurants is pretty good even though it's probably hedgehogs or something.
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2020-11-08 at 11:13 AM UTC in I'm broken
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2020-11-08 at 1:27 AM UTC in CONGRATULATIONS TO JOE BIDEN, THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SO LONG DONALD GAY KIDFUCKER
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.-.-.---------------.----.----------.-.-.-.----.--2-------------------.-.--------.----------------(banned) no one wants to hear about your sex life
i mean, other than the titless niggerloving whore that is.
go ahead and tell that disgusting miscegenist all about what you do with your rag doll collection.
Go ahead and cry harder. -
2020-11-08 at 1:22 AM UTC in CONGRATULATIONS TO JOE BIDEN, THE 46TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. SO LONG DONALD GAY KIDFUCKERIt's like pulling the string on a talking doll.
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2020-11-08 at 1:08 AM UTC in Hey, cummear!Lol infant cock is mad as fuck, really wishing he could fight someone he spoke to on the internet.
Enjoy four solid years of democracy finny, might even be 8 -
2020-11-07 at 8:04 PM UTC in Tucker Carlson believes Biden is a hologram.
Originally posted by Zanick i guess there's something to be said about an expensive private education; at the very least it imparts a grasp of figurative language & its employment
If the whole thing was figurative what was the intent? He said "there is no Joe Biden" amongst other things. It's a pretty long-winded way to say Biden is a mouthpiece for a bigger group, which is what all democratically elected officials are anyway.
You can say it's poetic flourish, I say it's Carlson saying stupid things to stupid people. -
2020-11-07 at 7:46 PM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!
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2020-11-07 at 7:42 PM UTC in Election bets
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2020-11-07 at 7:38 PM UTC in TRUMP 2020!!!But Florida, Texas, Kansas, Indiana and Tennessee (five of the eight states referenced as buying those machines) all voted Republican. If Biden rigged Pennsylvania, New Jersey and Delaware, did Trump rig the other five?
