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Tucker Carlson believes Biden is a hologram.

  1. 2020-11-07 at 5:35 PM UTC
    #1
    street_carp African Astronaut
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/fox-news-pundit-tucker-carlson-22972933

    The state of far right conservatism in the United States, ladies and gentlemen.

    Has anyone said anything more retarded in the publicity surrounding the 2020 US election? If so, please post it here fuys. This one is gonna take some beating.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. 2020-11-07 at 5:54 PM UTC
    #2
    Ghost Black Hole
    I agree with him
  3. 2020-11-07 at 5:59 PM UTC
    #3
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Ghost I agree with him

    yeah i feel ya i do too, something big is about to happen
  4. 2020-11-07 at 6:18 PM UTC
    #4
    netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
  5. 2020-11-07 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #5
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i guess there's something to be said about an expensive private education; at the very least it imparts a grasp of figurative language & its employment

  6. 2020-11-07 at 8:04 PM UTC
    #6
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick i guess there's something to be said about an expensive private education; at the very least it imparts a grasp of figurative language & its employment

    If the whole thing was figurative what was the intent? He said "there is no Joe Biden" amongst other things. It's a pretty long-winded way to say Biden is a mouthpiece for a bigger group, which is what all democratically elected officials are anyway.

    You can say it's poetic flourish, I say it's Carlson saying stupid things to stupid people.
  7. 2020-11-08 at 6:14 AM UTC
    #7
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    See Tucker means that Biden is a fraud

    But then guys like SpectraL think hes an actual hologram

    That's the problem.

    He is trying to be creative without also being communicative. Kind of like a fish trapped inside of half a bucket of water in the middle of a boat on the lake, but the fish is actually a hologram.
  8. 2020-11-09 at 3:44 PM UTC
    #8
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    not saying i agree with him, just that it's not okay that americans think he believes the president-elect is a literal hologram rather than the plausible character indictment he was actually suggesting

  9. 2020-11-09 at 3:47 PM UTC
    #9
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    Originally posted by Zanick not saying i agree with him, just that it's not okay that americans think he believes the president-elect is a literal hologram rather than the plausible character indictment he was actually suggesting

    To be fair the confusion is easily abated if you just say LIKE A HOLOGRAM instead. Americans understand similes. Our cashiers do it all the time and it weirds out the Russians which is good. Metaphors are no good and are honestly just a pile of shit sitting by the highway.

    I am like 94% sure that guys like Tucker Carlson do it on purpose. Alex Jones I don't know. He gets fucked up by chili.
  10. 2020-11-09 at 3:53 PM UTC
    #10
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    i don't think a smart guy should have to condescend to the audience of fox news obsequiously to earn a living, although point taken

  11. 2020-11-09 at 4:07 PM UTC
    #11
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    I would normally agree but he does it a lot, and at least according to his lawyers does not speak on actual news. They've won libel lawsuits on this claim. It's 'entertainment'. I feel like his whole thing is just to spread uncertainty and misinformation. People take him at his word.

    Like for example, how he supposedly had all the files from that laptop on Hunter Biden printed out, but they got lost in the mail, apparently shipped by a 'brand name company' that he refuses to say. USPS, UPS, FedEx? Who knows. Package was opened. Proof? What? You don't need proof. And no we absolutely don't have the digital files backed up from a laptop, that would be insane!

    Tucker Carlson says shit, and then FOX News phrases it like, "Did Democrats steal those files?" which is a classic journalistic method of framing the reader's opinion before they even start reading... if they even start reading. Alex Jones had much of the same role but I think he actually believed in his stuff.

    It's intentional and orchestrated. Look how quickly Tucker Carlson dropped all the Hunter Biden stuff. Yet all of the right wing voters are still talking about it like they've got some damning evidence. They're doing the same with voter fraud and Trump. Fox and other right wing news outlets can be the source of reason and information that viewers will turn to for their 'facts.' Simply seeing these sorts of questions posited is enough to hand credibility over to whatever conspiracy they're pushing.

    Not that its only right wing American media that does it, they just do it really well. All the Murdoch shitfucks do.
  12. 2020-11-09 at 4:07 PM UTC
    #12
    MexicanMasterRace Black Hole
    too read didnt long
  13. 2020-11-09 at 4:27 PM UTC
    #13
    Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah i feel ya i do too, something big is about to happen

    what could possibly be worse than a giant hologram...

    2 gIANT HOLOGRAMS!!!
  14. 2020-11-09 at 6:44 PM UTC
    #14
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Is the f'ilter saying Jo'e Bi'den and Do'nald Tr'ump are trebek?
  15. 2020-11-09 at 6:49 PM UTC
    #15
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz Is the f'ilter saying Jo'e Bi'den and Do'nald Tr'ump are trebek?

    *Rams a fake gay dildo up peedys ass and then runs away*
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