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2020-11-14 at 8:47 AM UTC in What's the weirdest drug you see niggas doA bag for me
A bag for you
Let's get wrecked on bags of glue. -
2020-11-14 at 8:44 AM UTC in Post old school internet pics
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2020-11-14 at 8:41 AM UTC in A wise thing to sayFuck bitches, get money.
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2020-11-13 at 10:21 PM UTC in T*rumps DHS Agency calls the 2020 Election the Safest in US HistoryRump contradicting his past words and actions. Well shit fuys, is there any precedent for this?
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2020-11-13 at 10:07 PM UTC in Jigga trying to brag about his baby tier plebe vr setupDon't put your back out carrying all that gay shit when you move again opie.
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2020-11-13 at 10:04 PM UTC in My iPhone 12 pro arrived today but it came in fucking pink??
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2020-11-13 at 10:03 PM UTC in I just asked Alexa to play songs by Sleep
Originally posted by Bugz You guys have no lives.
like children not doing their homework but rather jerking off to twisted animal porn and playing video games the rest of the day. never moving from your joysticks except to type on the web on 4chan or NIS or some shit.
living in your Moms basement with your tv on the floor, mattress roll with warm pizza rolls Momma made you and brought you a yoohoo drinks no doubt.
yelling at your mother at age 30 like you're 13 fucking years old experiencing your first wet dream.
I would of did so much better had Covid19 not come right at this moment in time. I would of had more money and a new start I planned out. I had already suffered for years and then this FUCKING zoonotic made virus by the Chinese Wuhan Bio-Weapons research and no doubt with the aid of a American Professor.. like a University professor one might find at Harvard?
I'm married and have a house, sometimes I go to work too. I am a serial procrastinator who eats shitty processed food though. -
2020-11-13 at 3:50 PM UTC in I just asked Alexa to play songs by Sleep
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2020-11-13 at 1:40 PM UTC in I just asked Alexa to play songs by SleepAnd it started playing the 63 minute version of Dopesmoker *shrugs*
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2020-11-13 at 12:22 PM UTC in Donald has actually won the electionJoe or Donald?
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2020-11-13 at 9:47 AM UTC in What Muppet are you.Came in here hoping to see Stl1 calling DTE Miss Piggy. He didn't so I am.
No offense DTE. -
2020-11-13 at 9:35 AM UTC in Anal Winking
Originally posted by aldra they'd probably be astounded because they'd never seen a gape like that and pose with it like they do with drug busts or famous criminals
Like how people pose with their head halfway in a model dinosaur's mouth at a theme park or children's museum, but it's a cop with his head in a kids arsehole. -
2020-11-13 at 9:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by aldra I've been thinking of getting one of those
I want a straightrazor but I know I'm going to fuck up
I've been using one for years. You don't have to spend a lot of money on the razor itself, but look for Feather blades on ebay, they're sharp as fuck and last a while. They're one of the more expensive blades but they're still cheaper than cartridges. -
2020-11-12 at 11:04 PM UTC in My iPhone 12 pro arrived today but it came in fucking pink??What happened to her left tit?
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2020-11-12 at 11:02 PM UTC in There is a fly in my roomThere's a faggot in your room too opie.
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2020-11-11 at 6:49 PM UTC in Poast photos of you're roomPost pics of your mother's blown out fuck hole opie, I know you've seen it.
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2020-11-11 at 6:27 PM UTC in Many COVID-19 patients later develop mental illness, study finds...
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2020-11-10 at 7:48 PM UTC in Switching to Parler
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2020-11-10 at 7:37 PM UTC in All I want for Christmas is a vaccine
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2020-11-10 at 7:29 PM UTC in All I want for Christmas is a vaccine
