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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL On the morning of the London subway bombing, authorities were carrying out a simulation, where simulated bombs were to be exploded on the London subway.
    Know how I know you're talking shit? Because you use the same lazy terminology as the shit fuckers who make up all the shit about things they've never even been within 1000 miles of.

    There is no such thing as the "London subway" and disaster simulations for London Underground staff and emergency services aren't carried out at active stations or on active lines.

    Most of them aren't even carried out in London, but in Kent and Portsmouth.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls And there’s a lot of young, slim darts players

    Don't mate, you're getting me all worked up
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls I don’t like cricket either but life is boring without sport

    Football, boxing, mma, darts 👌

    Fat, middle-aged alcoholics standing still and throwing a small stick of metal with their thumb and forefinger?

    Bit of a pisstake calling that a sport.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Hopefully all the US airlines do the same thing so I don't have to listen to Yankee fucktards talk about how "olden times" everything is when I'm visiting practically any European capital.

    Sucks about the Aussies though, they're alright.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Good, that'll learn the little bastards a bit of decorum.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's kind of hard to be here and not read…

    What a terrible day to have eyes.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king - is a puff of gas over piles of shit
    - has black semen inside his anus
    - listens to dull normie music he thinks I don't know about despite me having heard about the bands a decade ago
    - thinks wikipedia is gospel
    - doesn't know what industrial is
    - claims to have met Masami Akita but is such a normie he didn't even take the opportunity to talk to him
    - smells like rotten fish
    - fucks his wife's black boyfriend

  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    FOUR MOAR YEARS OF SPECTRAL

    STOP THE COUNT
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    No girls in the poll = opie is faggot confirmed.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    All the retards I work with complain of feeling depressed because of lockdown. I suggest that they go hiking, long distance running, fishing etc, just fucking get out in nature and they laugh dismissively.

    Unless you live somewhere crazy like India where the police are pulling people off the streets and putting them in cells for violating lockdown, you've got no reason to feel depressed or anxious because the governments in western countries don't care enough and won't stop you walking up a fucking hill.

    People are only staying at home all the time because they don't know where to go when they can't sit in Starbucks or walk around mindlessly spending money.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Kill yourself.
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Hormones. Teenagers are irrational idiots. When I was a teenager the cool thing to do to express yourself was drop out of high-school, sleep on people's couches and do IV drugs.

    Posting yourself crying on Tiktok or whatever is arguably less harmful in the long run.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz always bring a towel if she's a squirter.

    That's just piss mate. There's no such thing as a squirter, just dirty bitches who like to piss.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    More exercise, less chemicals, set an alarm for 6 every morning.

    Or drugs.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by livingelegy I was a totse subscriber from waaaay back before the launch of the website when it was still a ink-on-paper 'zine and it was never like this, the readers composed a good community of kind hearted individuals who were brave enough to show real brotherly love to people who were total strangers to them. I still remember the scripture sharing special editions every second sunday where totse readers would write in to the editors and share and elucidate inspiring religious passages from their holy books of their particular religion. you're probably too young to remember the physical totse mags but they were a secular utopia of spirit building inspirational stories from readers around the world. it was a community to be proud of, until the totse brand was bought out by a shady Congolese world wide web entrepreneur who converted it into the dark corner of the web you all know it for, now I wander the internet trying to spread the gospel of the old totse I once knew like a dinosaur in a koi pond.

    tl;dr
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls folks?

    Fuck you.
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    THIS POLL IS RIGGED, I DEMAND A RECOUNT IN THE STATE OF THAT COCKNOSE!!!
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    OP looks like a gay jèwish ghost.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Purple Aki

    Get off that alt Oct you fuckin quilt.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    We're gonna need a bigger hugbox.
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