Posts by street_carp

1. 2021-01-09 at 10:41 AM UTC in I can't take this shit anymore
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Pro tip: There are few or no police in forests, hills, mountain ranges, caves, lakes, at sea etc.
   
   It's also perfectly legal in the US to sit in your backyard or outside your front door all day. Only actually dumb people have been cooped up all year because they don't know where to go if they can't spend money.
2. 2021-01-09 at 12:52 AM UTC in List of things those PATRIOTS did at the Capitol
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   I heard one of the rioters did a shit on the floor.
3. 2021-01-08 at 9:57 AM UTC in You guys sure are negative
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   I'm going to wear a mask in public forever. This pandemic shit has given citizens carte blanche to conceal their identities under the guise of civic duty, plus, it makes some people really mad.
4. 2021-01-07 at 3:58 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   
   
   This is Boris Johnson's fiancée. She ain't top shelf but she's definitely doable IMO.
5. 2021-01-07 at 3:55 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Is she lesbian?

   
   Idk why?
6. 2021-01-07 at 3:48 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Keep blabbing, but the only inaugurated President I see right now is Donald Trump.

   
   Keep your eyes on your own president ya keener.
   
   PS: Can we take a moment to observe that the canadian first lady is an absolute babe
   
   
   
   Shuh-wing.
7. 2021-01-07 at 2:47 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Biden will never make it to the White House. Against all odds, Trump will remain President. Wait and watch and see. It ain't over. Not by a long shot.

8. 2021-01-07 at 9:52 AM UTC in I love to fart
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Opie likes dicks up the ass, duly noted.
9. 2021-01-06 at 7:45 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Shoot them all, domestic terrorists.
10. 2021-01-06 at 7:36 PM UTC in This Means WAR!!
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Hoping to see news reports of dead Trumpanzees when I wake up in the morning.
    
    Blue Lives Matter, happy new year folks.
11. 2021-01-06 at 6:24 PM UTC in January 6. The big showdown.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    'VP Mike Pence is overseeing the joint session, and President Trump wants him to block certification even though his role is a ceremonial one'
    
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/election-us-2020-55558355
    
    You can never lose if you never admit that you are wrong folx!
12. 2021-01-06 at 6:42 AM UTC in Wtf it snows in South africa and failstrailia during summer?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jesus is king No wonder you're such a miserable douchebag, you have snow during June.

    
    What kind of weather do you think they have in January?
13. 2021-01-06 at 6:38 AM UTC in We are renaming the forum
    

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    Niggas@yourmomshouse.com
14. 2021-01-06 at 6:37 AM UTC in I'm ready to come out as a gayman
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bugz Everyone on this site that thinks it's OK to touch children sexually needs to be hung to death.

    
    *hanged
    
    I don't know why, it just is.
15. 2021-01-05 at 2:03 PM UTC in I got addicted to Crouton
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    I drank some Balkan 176 that had Crouton steeped in it once. In retrospect it was hard to know what effects were from the Crouton if any and what were coming from drinking nearly 150ml of 88% abv in about 10 minutes.
    
    It's banned here now because of the War on Drugs Lite that happened after teenage girls started ODing on Spice.
16. 2021-01-05 at 1:51 PM UTC in This is masculinity in the 2020s
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra get fucked Heydrich was a pretty cool guy

    
    He wouldn't have thought you were cool.
17. 2021-01-05 at 1:14 AM UTC in This is masculinity in the 2020s
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    Spec's "lodger".
18. 2021-01-04 at 4:36 PM UTC in This is masculinity in the 2020s
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood this is masculinity in 2020's
    
    

    
    
19. 2021-01-04 at 4:16 PM UTC in Do you feel that psych drugs are harmful?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Some Psych drugs are harmful, but some people deserve to get hurt.
20. 2021-01-04 at 4:15 PM UTC in The Twilight Zone
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yup that's a good one, also the one where he has a stop watch that freezes the world/people…and then he breaks it when everyone is frozen.

    
    There was a kids programme on ITV in the late 90's called Bernard's Watch which was basically this in every episode.