Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-05-17 at 1:34 PM UTC in I need referral codes.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   I'll sell my account for 100 freedombux.
2. 2020-05-15 at 8:05 PM UTC in Do any of you upload your gameplay footage to YouTube?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Yes.
3. 2020-05-15 at 1:48 PM UTC in what does it mean
   

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   What qualifies as "young chicks" to you?
4. 2020-05-15 at 9:55 AM UTC in This is the last day of my twenties.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Lol didn't read.
5. 2020-05-14 at 2:07 PM UTC in "Sex work" is not work.
   

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   Prostitutes invented tertiary industry.
6. 2020-05-13 at 5:34 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Just like if I use a common garden vegetable as anal sex device on myself it's not "takin a cock up the ass".

   
   Whatever you say buddy....
7. 2020-05-13 at 2:27 PM UTC in If an eu country gets too fsr behind tehcnology what can happen? what are the consequences
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   You're describing Albania.
8. 2020-05-13 at 11:43 AM UTC in My theme song
   

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9. 2020-05-11 at 10:12 PM UTC in any of you think people wre talking about you when theyre not?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Wariat i could be an entrepreneur of the dog walking business.

   
   You'd probably be better at dog wanking tbf.
10. 2020-05-11 at 5:20 PM UTC in The flip side of the NIS mind set
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by blaster master Shut up new guy.

    
    Nah.
11. 2020-05-11 at 5:09 PM UTC in The flip side of the NIS mind set
    

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    The midwife injected krokodil through my fontanelle before I was even technically born, brah.
12. 2020-05-11 at 3:22 PM UTC in Scron refuses to be my friend
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Sudo How can I win him over?

    
    Post butthole.
13. 2020-05-11 at 9:26 AM UTC in An opportunity for blacks to apologise for their rampant violence against whites
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by aldra I honestly have a hard time feeling sorry for women choosing to travel alone and unarmed to places like this.
    
    what did you think was going to happen when you put your safety in the hands of extremely poor strangers you have no connection with?

    
    They're dollar signs in the eyes of local gangs. The people they're staying with usually aren't directly involved, but it's easy to see how they'd sell out a skinny white girl to some traffickers for a few bags of rice.
    
    It's kind of weird how we teach our kids to be vigilant and wary of people at home, but volunteering in third world countries is seen as a chance to gain some instagram followers.
14. 2020-05-11 at 8:31 AM UTC in What's the NIS mortality rate?
    

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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Maybe we have discovered the ultimate understanding of all reality and the next step to evolution is shedding our fleshly vessels

    
    Yep, it's time for NiS to get together in a hotel room and drink the kool-aid.
15. 2020-05-10 at 5:18 PM UTC in how do u
    

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    Originally posted by Grylls shut up street crap

    
    I'd say something witty to you, but your FAS brain would take half an hour to process it and I ain't got that kind of time fam.
16. 2020-05-10 at 5:13 PM UTC in how do u
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls You know china people think the same about westerners?
    
    They think we all look the same, silly chinks

    
    Woah, we've got a live one here guys.
17. 2020-05-10 at 4:37 PM UTC in how do u
    

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    Don't feel bad, most Chinese people struggle to tell white people apart.
18. 2020-05-10 at 4:30 PM UTC in HAPPY MOTHERS DAY FUCKERS!
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    It's not mother's day here in England. If you don't believe me, look it up.
19. 2020-05-10 at 1:40 PM UTC in Caving videos scare the shit out of me.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Carp I just bumped a thread about a real caving problem. A guy stuck in a “vagina”😂

    
    Yeah man, that's John Jones, it was his story that got me into these videos. The guy had a wife and kids and still did this shit. Those diagrams illustrating how he got stuck are harrowing.
20. 2020-05-10 at 12:16 PM UTC in Viruses have rights
    

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