Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-05-10 at 11:31 AM UTC in Caving videos scare the shit out of me.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   
   
   No sense of self preservation. This chunky fuck is going to make newspaper headlines with his carcass stuck between two rocks if he carries on.
2. 2020-05-10 at 9:25 AM UTC in Caving videos scare the shit out of me.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   
   
   I'm one of the most jaded cunts going. I've watched A Serbian Film twice. I've watched two of the August underground films without batting an eyelid. I don't even really fear for my own safety that much.
   
   But ever since seeing a John Jones Nutty Putty cave doc on youtube I just can't stop watching extreme caving videos. These people are fucking insane and are just inviting a slow, helpless death if anything goes wrong.
   
   The last thing on earth I would ever do for fun is let out all the air in my chest to fit through a passage that's too small to be my coffin, but watching other people do it gives me a rush.
3. 2020-05-10 at 7:21 AM UTC in Happy 15th Anniversary
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Can you dicksuckers not do that please, my ISP is throttling my bandwidth during this pandemic and your shit posts are taking up precious bytes.
4. 2020-05-09 at 3:01 PM UTC in The truth about this pandemic
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Didn't realise this was your fucking blog, brah.
5. 2020-05-09 at 12:27 PM UTC in Trump's personal valet tests positive for coronavirus
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung How do you feel about Asian carp being introduced to North America? Do you think that they have devastated various fish populations in lakes and rivers?

   
   Since I'm hearing this for the first time, from you, there's not a single thing I care less about in the entire world. Is it something you feel strongly about? Wanna take it to PM? I'm qualified IRL to help people through their problems.
6. 2020-05-09 at 12:06 PM UTC in Trump's personal valet tests positive for coronavirus
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung U need some love in ur life.

   
   Nah mate, fuck rich people.
7. 2020-05-09 at 12:03 PM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ajax I remember you. You won’t remember me. Good to see you.

   
   That's ominous. You're right, but I don't remember a lot of things though. Thanks for the welcome.
8. 2020-05-09 at 11:53 AM UTC in What time are we allowed to start drinkin today?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Grylls White wine though, and wariat just reminded me ufc 249 is on tonight but it starts around 1 am in my time so i need to stay up for it some how

   
   Smoke a load of crack.
   
   Or take a cold shower when you start feeling tired. Both work well.
9. 2020-05-09 at 11:04 AM UTC in Ineffable reality textures
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Yeah man, childhood rules, being an adult sucks.
10. 2020-05-09 at 9:26 AM UTC in You all need to watch this
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian This Pandemic IS deadly asshole

    
    Less than 10% mortality rate, this is baby's first pandemic mate.
11. 2020-05-09 at 9:22 AM UTC in Going back to work on the 18th!!
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Isn't everyone on here pushing 40 at this point? Y u thirsty?
12. 2020-05-09 at 8:44 AM UTC in You all need to watch this
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    I actually hope there's a real deadly pandemic in my lifetime so we can see how unconstitutional lock down really is.
13. 2020-05-08 at 10:55 AM UTC in Im thinking of starting to offer dog walking services on the side
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by WellHung he wud have to go to iran or iraq first… Please don't leave out step number one.👍

    
    I'm not his mother, it's not my job to teach him anything.
14. 2020-05-08 at 10:30 AM UTC in Im thinking of starting to offer dog walking services on the side
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Sounds good, please consider walking over the Iran/Iraq border, thanks.
15. 2020-05-08 at 9:30 AM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    It's just a song title, I've never seen a carp outside of video games.
16. 2020-05-08 at 9:21 AM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dregs carp are one nasty fish to eat. one of the worst. thank fuck i haven't had any in years. yuck

    
    Who gives a FUCK?
17. 2020-05-08 at 9:20 AM UTC in Trump's personal valet tests positive for coronavirus
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist I wouldn’t wish death on anyone, but I sure hope he gets it, so maybe, just maybe, he’ll be humbled by it.
    
    
    
    Ahhh who am I kidding😂

    
    I hope he gets it and injects himself with disinfectant, puts black salve in his ears and drinks salt water.
18. 2020-05-08 at 9:09 AM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by gadzooks who dis?

    
    a/s/l?
19. 2020-05-07 at 11:20 PM UTC in So I bought a new hand sanitiser today
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    I was going to ask how you get ads on a porn site featuring homely middle-aged ladies but I think I already know :(
20. 2020-05-07 at 10:50 PM UTC in Here because I've got nothing better to do.
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Technologist Those two (Cig and Gryll) sit on here all day talking about sucking each other’s dick.

    
    That's pretty fucking progressive. I'm glad someone is able to provide a safe space for these young, horny gay men to be themselves.