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  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat when were they ever good outside being 2d?

    Originally posted by Wariat if it shardly popular who (i never asked for this) asked for this?


    Originally posted by Wariat i wasnt just commenting on the remake you dummy street carp, but even the team ninja ones outside the ds one. whats good about em?

    Didn't read.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    The Ninja Gaiden games are published by Tecmo Koei, low effort ports and recycling assets are key parts of their business model.

    Ninja Gaiden is hardly popular when the series was ignored for a whole console generation in favour of Nioh. It's reassuring to see you're still a shit eating retard though warioat.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    The state of that cock nose.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai What makes you think this community never had a serial killer or two? You think they'd have been posting their handiwork here? Made a "LOLYUSTABME?: I AM A SERIAL KILLER AND THESE ARE MY VICTIMS" thread? This community has provided a lot of information over the years which could be useful to a serial killer. Maybe some obscure totse user from 2003 went on to murder 5 people and the users just never heard about it. Who knows? Not me, certainly.

  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    But stimulus checks for full grown retards are OK, right opie?
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Any electrical device can run off rechargeable lithium batteries with a bit of soldering here and there.

    Conversely, I heard your mum has a vibrator that she plugs into the mains.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    I thought Pounds Sterling was the de facto currency in Poland since half of you spice smoking bastards live in England at any given time anyway?
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Been gone for a while, is Kr0z really dead? This is like the second best thing that could've possibly happened.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    As opposed to OP who would suck a teenage boy's dick for fun.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    You need to speak the language with other people, preferably native speakers, for hundreds of hours usually before you start to follow conversations at a natural speed.

    Trying to memorise words and phrases creates the problem you're describing where you try to translate in your head all the time.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Would you dust confectioners sugar off her winking sphincter with your tongue?
    Yes.
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    I used to be really into cigars through my twenties. The secret sauce then was that Trinidad were the real bargain because they had wrappers from the same estate as Cohiba but they were nearly half the price.

    I used to pay £160 for a box of Quai d'Orsay Coronas every month, which were a nice, understated daily smoke, light wrapper, light filler. Just had a look now and they're £403 a box here. So fuck that.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Yeah that's cool until you wake up with a chicken in your kitchen

    Yeah that's never happened because my kitchen isn't whatever the body temperature of a hen is.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Eggs last for two or three weeks at ambient temperature, here they do anyway. I suppose if you lived somewhere really warm you'd want to put them in the fridge.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Your beloved Hillary whined and cried for four years, and she's still crying and whining about her loss to this very day. She also stole furniture from the White House when she got the boot. As for degenerate, your hero Biden sniffs children, just in case you forgot.

    I'm not a Democrat or American for that matter. The whole American political system is turbo-fucked, but Trump is an oozing tumour unceremoniously dropped on top of a shit cake.

    Hillary and Joe can drop dead for all I care, but something had to give, the American people couldn't stand for 4 more years of a man who rewrites history and hates truth.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    The AOC shoe theft was an inside job commissioned by Biden so he can have big sniffs at his leisure.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Nevar forgetti.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Deceiver, bigot, thief, degenerate, sore loser...
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Number13 People that work at abortion clinics truly are the worst kinds of people next to politicians

    Keep clutching them pearls grandma. The non-sentient clusters of cells might thank you personally.
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