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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.0101110--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-011------.-.1-------.-1----000011---(b­anned) as if anyone wants to hear about how the neighborhood niggers did naughty things to your naughty parts and you enjoyed every bit of it.

    Well I know you do because black cocks and rape stories are all you post about.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    Opie goes to Crosby for his holidays.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Share uncomfortable memories from my childhood with the people on this site... Think I'll give this one a miss.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Zanick sometimes i wonder if articles from this region are about aldra & i wish i believed this was

    I don't believe aldra has kids so does that mean he's the little trans-boy?

    EDIT:lol hardly a fucking kid, he's 15. NiS pearl clutching strikes again.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    It's highly contagious but not very lethal so yeh, it's going to be around as much as headlice are.

    Governments are going to have to give up the scaremongering eventually because economies will collapse. A reliable vaccine for the most vulnerable will eventually become a thing and the rest of us will just go about our lives.

    We're through the worst of it though.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm currently putting together a lawsuit to challenge the mandatory use of a mask, under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. I'm going to prove that wearing a mask is not only ineffective and unscientific, but dangerous to the wearer's health and unlawful. I've now got a team of lawyers who will take the case pro bono.



    Nah really though, what facilities does the Canadian judicial system have to aid people in the early stages of Alzheimers? Are you getting the appropriate support?

    How many people do you know that have died from wearing a mask? This lawsuit could set a legal precedent that ends up saving as many people as it kills. It's been five months now, inquiring minds want to know.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Band Aid was a better song.

    It's Christmas time,
    there's no need to be afraid,
    At Christmas time,
    you first get drunk and then get laid
    In this world of plenty you can spread a smile of joy
    Wrap your lips around my cock, at Christmas time.

    SO TONIGHT THANK GOD ITS THEM, INSTEAD OF JÈWS!
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by stl1 Four 3 3/8" multi-cut saws for $40 each. They are like the ones advertised on TV for, I think, $200. The commercial shows the guy scroll cutting wood, cutting guttering, etc. One for me and three for Christmas presents. I also bought three UV phone and accessory sanitizers, one for me and two for Christmas. I just recently gave my daughter one on her birthday and she uses it frequently. They are oversized and can also disinfect masks, pacifiers, etc. $20 each at Wal-Mart.

    Put an unripe banana skin in the sanitizer and run it. If it doesn't turn brown in one cycle, it's snake oil.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Why are the Chinese government trying to rile up the Aussies specifically?
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra I'm almost certain you're wrong and that most people are just looking at the 'cock nose' thing

    You do you auschy, weird thing to stake a claim on though IMO.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra why do you think mugabe is oct

    He's left several clues, he's not really trying to hide it.
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz Uhh a what? I'm fairly social and never been an anarchist. Those are the Antifa or Splinter Cell of Antifa. we're anti-antifa here for the most part.

    The greatest trick a government can pull is convincing an entire population that antifa is their enemy.

    Antifa is the tool you use to seize rights that have been taken from you when democracy is absent or has failed.
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    I think a lot of people saw this coming.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Kròz and fona sharing the glass cock ITT.
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm not a mad coffee connoisseur, but percolators are possibly the worst budget method for brewing coffee. Go down to TK Maxx and get a moka pot or cafetiere for under a tenner, moka pot if you want something close to an espresso that you can then make latte and cappuccino with or cafetiere if you want a milder drink that you don't need to add a load of shit to.

    Percolators kind of ruin whatever they touch because they're hotter than a cafetiere steep and slower and with much less pressure than a moka pot or proper espresso machine.

    Lots of people swear by pour over which is basically a jug with a funnel, but I always find the result a bit too weak.

    As for what coffee, for cafetiere and pour over, Aldi's Specially Selected ground coffee range is all really good for the price. For moka pot/espresso, you can't go wrong with those Lavazza foil bricks that are in every supermarket, that's pretty much all it's meant for. I wouldn't put it in a percolator though, a big mug of Lavazza will make you shit out your heart.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Sell a sumo wrestler.

    Send your mum over here and I'll see what I can do.
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I do.

    You've got to be in it to win it, as me old dear used to say.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.0101110--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-0--------.-.--------.-0----000011---(b­anned) your mother is under my desk and i use both hands on her ears…like bicycle handlebars…to make sure she takes it balls deep.

    im typing with my nose.

    Nah finny, you're gayer than church.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.0101110--1-1-----10.-110.1011-----...-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-0--------.-.--------.-0----000011---(b­anned) in addition…during about 90% of my posts im literally getting paid.

    So do you jerk off one guy at a time and type with the free hand? Or do one in each hand and dictate your posts to your fag hag?
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby I didn't disown my first child and a lot of women disown their first childs all the time, no one is talking about the girls and guys on this site that actually did that, quit trying to make me be out to be some kind of a monster. its takes two tango chicken.

    Lots of people are disgusting pieces of shit with no redeeming qualities, doesn't give you a free pass though chicken.
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