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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    OP is similar to Hiki but not conceited. That little detail makes him infinitely more likeable.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    I didn't realise there was any appeal, I do know that in certain places it's the absolute cheapest and most abundant drug around though.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king You suck penis and unironically think the holohoax happened

    Just because your grandparents survived to pass down that big jèwish honker doesn't mean it didn't happen.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Grylls Possibly rape, maybe gang rape

    Good luck 😟

    How did you learn this information?
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    I'm outside right now, what's gonna happen to me?
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    I've got Nonce-fatigue and really hope you lose internet access OP.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i've heard that john lennon is an asshole and doesn't take care of his kids and beats women and cheats on his gf's and doesn't actually believe in peace, he just says stuff to get laid

    He disowned his first child and physically and mentally abused his first wife, so he was a bit like you.
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz Hey Street Carp. You ever been to the Lessar Free Trade Hall which I believe is now a Radisson Hotel now?

    I want to visit Manchester but some Brit dude told me "Why would you do that. Just save yourself money and go to Detroit instead"

    Nah. I've only ever been to Manchester for the airport, Mancs are pricks and the women look like dinner ladies.

    I'm sure there's a lot of landmarks and shit you could look at if you're into the whole Madchester thing, but I've never wanted to stop and look around. Trips to the Trafford Centre used to be a big thing for scousers when I was young, but I bet Liverpool One has rendered that less attractive too.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    So is this the thread where depressed fucktards talk to themselves?
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby these medical "professionals" need to quit with their greed and quit spreading fake news and lies and fear, yet declare the price of medicine be through the roof. its all a scam and you're basically siding with them by going along with it, just like how the german civilians are partially respoinsible for the holocaust, now we are having our own holocaust here in the USA

    Not a bad thing. I know most of you insane cunts don't have passports, but the idea of having you systematically wiped off the face of the planet is very appealing.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bugz is this Manchester area were speaking of or Liverpool? Im guessing the latter.

    Isn't one about 100 miles or so north of the other?

    so many bands from the 60s-90s came out of that area and era. then Rap music became popular in the UK and violence (though always existed there) probably trippled. everyone wanna be GANGSTA

    Liverpool, and it's about 30 miles. Liverpool never had a big rap scene when I lived there, but that was almost 20 years ago. It has and still does have a huge club/dance scene as well as rock and indie.

    Liverpool is very violent but I think it has nothing to do with rap and more to do with being Europe's biggest gateway city for illegal firearms and a fair amount of drugs too.
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    LSD
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    That article said she plays real football. Why do the women in America play real sports whilst the men stand round in suits of armour whilst commercial breaks play for 3 hours?
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Yes, my city produced the greatest musical legends to ever grace this earth.

    Apart from Cock nose Ringo, he doesn't count.

    Echo and the Bunnymen
    The La's
    Lightning Seeds
    The Zutons

    And the best for last Cilla Black. Why are scousers cursed with brilliance?
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Brilliant song writer and lyricist, shitty human being.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I feel bad for Hiki's mom because if she got sick she knows she can't rely on hiki to do anything.

    One day she's gonna be old and bedridden, gasping for a sip of water and 50 year old hinky is gonna be like "jesus christ bitch, can't you see I'm busy playing FF8?" as he squints at his 22 inch crt, deciding which of Rinoa's attack animations he's gonna jerk it to today.
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian I liked the video he had on his websites about the shit demons from the 8th level of hell. I wish I had it saved.

    I also miss CK motherfucker edition.

    It's kind of dumb in retrospect, but stuff like that and the fuck master ass blaster video were hilarious at the time.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Why don't you smoke a little more crack and make 50 more alts?

    You have a new account every month you dicknosed, braindead fucktard.
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  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby On totse i thouggt the user name "the asses of butt rape" was pretty comical.

    And whore to a chainsaw was edgy to say the least

    My favourite from totse was bloodydiaperman.
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