Posts by street_carp

1. 2020-12-06 at 2:36 AM UTC in Video formats ranked
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   This trolling is Hiki's cope. He's experiencing pained, trauma induced nostalgia for a time when he was younger and happier. He doesn't actually believe that DVD is in any way better than 4K Blu-ray, or ya know, streaming in 4K via Netflix or over a network, but these artifacts from his teens soothe his mind.
   
   But if he just says it is on here and gets a few contrary replies, he can tell himself he was the only person on here that really, truly experienced the mid-2000's and the rest of us were on autopilot having a lesser experience.
   
   If Hiki really is a 29/30 year old man, with little to no work or relationship experience, who lives with his mother, it's possible his life has made him mentally ill. His concerns and ambitions he mentions are very childlike and his comments on society and politics never convey basic insight. Then there's the fact that he can never seem to actually hold a normal conversation for very long without talking about himself or changing the topic rapidly.
   
   Lol cocknose.
2. 2020-12-06 at 2:13 AM UTC in well. It seems Totse is dead on reddit
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   An active totse subreddit would probably get quarantined and banned in a matter of weeks nowadays.
   
   Plus it's been nearly 12 years since totse closed, there can't be many people left outside of here that still think about the place.
3. 2020-12-05 at 7:37 PM UTC in Nanobots are in the food supply
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bugz Oingo Boingo Much?

   
   It's System of a Down Bugz.
4. 2020-12-05 at 12:31 PM UTC in INSTIGATOR FOR MOD OF HB
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   OK, thanks.
5. 2020-12-05 at 12:23 PM UTC in INSTIGATOR FOR MOD OF HB
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Hey grill lemme fuck ur bitch.
6. 2020-12-05 at 11:54 AM UTC in NIS hapa squad
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Dreidel shnuk.
7. 2020-12-05 at 11:52 AM UTC in NIS hapa squad
   

   street_carp African Astronaut
   Mieskeit nuchshlepper.
8. 2020-12-05 at 10:30 AM UTC in Question
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Ghost youre a normie pleb that doesnt get it
   
   physical media is much superior to digital kike nigger data

   
   Lol.
9. 2020-12-05 at 10:26 AM UTC in How drunk is ur nan?
   

   street_carp African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Every year losing someone makes the reality of mortality all the more depressing.

   
   Nah mate, fuck that shit. Everybody has to go at some point, but the world is what you make of it in the meantime.
10. 2020-12-05 at 10:08 AM UTC in Question
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    You can stream media from your big boy battle station over your network to any TV made in the last 10 years.
    
    You're trolling with this DVD shit.
11. 2020-12-05 at 9:05 AM UTC in Welcome to the salty spittoon
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    I wrestled an armoured shark on the moon. Spectral was there but all he did was sit in a crater with his laptop and post on totse spinoffs.
12. 2020-12-04 at 10:47 PM UTC in My Plan
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by livingelegy Fuck you and your shitty noise shit and grow up and start listening to real music if you want to be treated with respect

    
    Even if Hiki had good taste in absolutely anything at all, he's still a paedo so nobody will ever respect him.
13. 2020-12-04 at 10:45 PM UTC in You know what I miss about the 90's
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
14. 2020-12-04 at 10:20 PM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by joe biden None of the Americans on this site have class low enough to consider going into one.
    
    Guns are for men. Living somewhere they're banned is for sheep.

    
    Hahahahahahahaha "class".
    
    Shut the fuck up you retarded corn-fed cunt.
15. 2020-12-04 at 8:03 PM UTC in Rate ur toaster
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by POLECAT we don't have a toaster,, we fry our toast in the fry pan after cookin eggs and sausage

    
    That's called fried bread you mong.
16. 2020-12-04 at 7:57 PM UTC in Post ur kettle
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    Not posting pic of kettle in case OP goes gegging through kitchen windows looking for me.
17. 2020-12-04 at 7:53 PM UTC in How drunk is ur nan?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe RIP Mrs. Street_Carp

    
    Thanks mate, that one was my ma's ma and we weren't particularly close, but I do know she could drink like a camel with three humps.
18. 2020-12-04 at 7:31 PM UTC in How drunk is ur nan?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    My nan died the day before this thread was made. She loved a vodka and tonic or 12 though.
19. 2020-12-04 at 6:50 PM UTC in Does anyone want to come to england and get stabbed?
    

    street_carp African Astronaut
    None of the Americans on this site would last 2 minutes in a flat roofed pub. Guns are compensation for not knowing how to fight.
20. 2020-12-04 at 6:41 PM UTC in Did I ever tell you lot I was in titanic
    

    street_carp African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Grylls did dey pay u?
    
    and how did she do dat fing on her toes

    
    Anybody that isn't fat can stand on their toes lad.