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Posts by street_carp

  1. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king Einsutrzende Neubauten.

    Good band, nice mention.
  2. street_carp African Astronaut
    Hiki, when this lockdown shit is over, why don't you just visit Tokyo? At least you'll have something to talk about that you didn't learn second hand from an unwashed white guy on a -chan board.
  3. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king No if you weren't a fuccboi we could actually have a conversation

    Lol where did fuckboi come from? I've been with one woman for over half of my life.

    Bizarre.
  4. street_carp African Astronaut
    It's your dicknose existing in the states of dickness and noseness simultaneously.
  5. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jesus is king I agree!

    I could literally get you to stop talking about all the awful things you like just by claiming to like them as well. You're like a 4 year old.

    I don't hate myself enough to do that though.
  6. street_carp African Astronaut
    This is objectively shit.
  7. street_carp African Astronaut
    Fuys?
  8. street_carp African Astronaut
    Prepare to die, Ghost-kun.
  9. street_carp African Astronaut
    Kill a baby whale and wear its skin.
  10. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--1-1-----00.-111.1011-----1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-011-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(bĀ­anned) the correct answer is: neither. youre the winner when they double team your hungry orifices.

    You're infected with nanofaggots.
  11. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Terrorism can Target The unborn. Please protect yourself if you are pregnant. Do not consume foods that have nanobots in them. Cover your face head and neck to avoid getting Nanobots in your body also cover your breasts and legs these are Target points that terrorists can get nanobots into your body with. Nanobots move, grow, and self replicate inside you. They are small enough to flow through your blood stream and are everywhere. Please protect yourself against terrorism and share this information with the community so we can find a solution for this problem. Share with mothers, you can make a difference. Children are in danger. Keep people safe. God loves you.

    I'm gonna infect myself with nanoniggers and come and kill you and your precious corona-chan.

    Nanoniggers vs Corona-can, who will win?
  12. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost hi welcome to TLC's little fat people

    we're fat

    we're small

    and we decided to inflict this genetic suffering on offspring. Watch our freakshow life spit in the face of eugenics, watch as society is forced to bend to meet our disability needs.

    SO CUTE OMG

    That's a teensy bit rich don't you think?
  13. street_carp African Astronaut
    Let's talk about sex baby
    Let's talk about you and me.
  14. street_carp African Astronaut
    You finished with her yet?
  15. street_carp African Astronaut
    Bill Krozby wants donations to buy a fancy stained glass donger with a picture of Jesus on it.
  16. street_carp African Astronaut
    Bugz, with all due respect, what do you take man?
  17. street_carp African Astronaut
    People are still panic buying where you are? That's crazy, all that stopped here around May/June.

    Everybody is trying to find PS5s to flip here lol. I thought about doing it myself but knowing my luck the second wave would be massive, demand would be satisfied and I'd get stuck with thousands of pounds of consoles I couldn't make a profit on.
  18. street_carp African Astronaut
    Mines 1000w and it explodes anything if you set it to longer than a minute. It cracked a plate once. I think it's the hardest thing in my house.
  19. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra stop saying 'objectively' in situations that are clearly subjective

    it doesn't make your opinion seem authoritative, it just makes it seem like you're retarded and don't know the difference

    He's trolling. "Digital files are garbage" as if DVD isn't a digital format. He knows what he is saying and there's absolutely nothing to be gained from talking to him.
  20. street_carp African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL What do Captain Falcon and Dfg have in common?

    They're both from Pakistan?
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