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2023-10-13 at 2:11 AM UTC in My friend is in the mental hospital again
Originally posted by Sudo Wife: YOU LAZY DRUG ADDICTED PIECE OF SHIT IM LEAVING YOU
Husband: *overdoses on olanzapine*
I think that's just what their relationship needed
I laffed at this post harder than I've laffed at almost any of my other posts and it's not even good. Just overdosing on Olanzapine is really funny to me.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-12 at 7:19 PM UTC in Started my own business recently that others can replicate to great success.Hey everyone longtime local fuck up BradleyB. I haven't had a drink in 31 days and I Don't feel very thirsty anymore. I've had a lot of sober time on my hands.
I started a company similar to the state fair or like carnivals where you can buy sweet corn that someone grilled & dip it in da butter and then u got ur good ass seasonings right.
I titled my business Corn on the Curb and I have a sliding price scale just like the doctors office where if I don't like you it's 5$ and if I know you it's 2 for 5. Don't want 2 alright 3$ but don't tell nobody.
So I don't actually gril the corn, I just microwave that shit. And I got this wagon I jacked from some apartment complex like half mile away and spraypainted yellow and wrote CORN ON THE CURB on both sides, so we got a bucket full of feed corn (I pay like 15 cents a cob nigga), my boy found the microwave and it's old as fuck and dirty so I put a yellow sheet over it with the salt and seasonings and pepper lol so it looks real nicde.
I tried to cut costs at every level of production. So we got the stolen red ryder wagon (WHich I call the Corn Cab) and I don't have an external power bank strong enough for a microwave, so I just plug it into my former store I managed and sell to everyone who knows me. Instead of butter I use the cheapest margarin I could find cut with a little bit of this crisco, but it's more like lard. I got a fatass bag of salt but I put it into all the salt shakers and spice containers I could find, and then I also got spicy seasonins incase ur one of them mexicans from cuba we got a lot of. So basically we got dirty microwave my friend found, 1 night of perfecting the corn cab, I unplugged an extension cord from a construction site so they don't know I"m stealing their power and a sign that says
"CORN ON THE CURB" on some yellow cardboard and i shit you not.
I got like 80$ in two hours a couple days ago on my first day (I do this in the afternoon like right now except the owners there so i didn't go out today) and i'm thinking about expanding into other areas of the ghetto.
For lil kids we do the "Korny Kid Special" which is 1/2 cob kids eat free with paying adult.
So my total investment was the block of salt (15$ on the livestock salt like huge ass cube of salt), 10$ in feed corn on the cob still in the skin, and the grease was like 15$ from the mexican store for the biggest , cheapest jug they had.
Remember you can't be in the red if you don't spend that much and break even within 90 minutes of your grand opening.
Oh and I did buy 5lb of sugar which was 15$ as well or some shit.
I also put a big letter A (not with anything about the food board, but the same color, I just went online and took the food inspector page businesses that serve food have to post, cut the names and text out of it and so i just have a letter A and the date says last month lol I have it taped to the microwave.f
I take the feed corn, inspect it for bugs and dirt and then soak it for 6 hours in sugar water, I just throw them in a bucket and go to school then when someone orders I act like i'm getting everything prepared for them and i'm talking and i just hit start ont he microwavfe for 140 seconds.
second day it rained on my way there and i was kinda pissed, the third day I got about 50-60 bucks which was a wednesday. And today i'm fucked cuz that fat paki piece of shit that owns the place and doens't let honest, hard working managers who use fake names keep employment there.
So toorrow I'mma go outside the liquor store and sell it. I'm thinking about offering popcorn if I can find away to boil oil and pop dried corn kernels the feed store also sells. and just put the same lard and sugar on that shit too.
Bro people love some random ass white guy with the corncab sitting outside a business they got fired from for committing light identity theft with their dead friends name, who quit drinking and is now selling corn on the curb telling people he also accepts weed as payment.
Like kr0z dogs but way more ghetto, less friendly, I got a machete in the wagon, and noone knows the inside of the microwave is the same color as them.
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2023-10-11 at 1:26 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer...................................infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer................................... Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by aldra I've read they were caught on multiple occasions throwing the plague-dead into wells
from memory, the book i mentioned stated that multiple jews were physically caught as well as additional jew tortured and admitted to doing so.
a detail i remember was one particular jew rabbi had a pouch/purse/cloth-type container with unknown/unidentifiable bead/berry items that he was throwing into a well. that is the only fact...after that the book said he was 'enthusiastically interrogated' and claimed to have been, in fact, poisoning the well.
there is historic examples of jews doing this throughout ancient history. one example that sticks out is the zealots...a subset called the 'sicarri'...wanted to fight the romans and they went around and poisoned the wells (amongst many other atrocities) of any jew who wouldnt side with them with the intent to force them to. -
2023-10-10 at 10:13 PM UTC in My friend is in the mental hospital againAs a toxic person myself I can verify that this is all your fault
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2023-10-10 at 7:10 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
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2023-10-10 at 3:10 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer................................infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer................................ Yung Blood (banned)
Originally posted by maddie Show proof it never was?
read your history. there are countless examples of older civilizations' written works discovered in archaeology that are identical to what shows up in the bible. 'the epic of gilgamesh' has the flood story, 'god' talking to moses, and the same narratives.
besides...all kikes are good for is plagiarizing and stealing. they do it continuously to this day. theres a reason kikes have been kicked out of every civilization theyve infested since abram was kicked out of iraqThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-10-09 at 6:25 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra as opposed to the J'ews setting up an ethnostate and kicking out all the Arabs who lived there, and keeping the remainder in a state of violent limbo?
they refuse to let Arabs have full citizenship because they'd be outbred and lose their ethnostate, and they refuse to let them have their own state (Rabin was the last one who seriously considered the two-state solution and probably died for it) because letting the dog off the chain after you spend 80 years kicking it probably isn't going to work out well for you.
WHAT DO?
The jedis know what to do.
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2023-10-09 at 4:32 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-08 at 9:36 PM UTC in Back in the good old days it wouldn't have possible but in the year of our Lord 2023 it is completely possibleThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-08 at 6:09 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelNothing like the sound of explosions and BREAKING NEWS from Steve Lookner as I play minecraftThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-07 at 6:32 AM UTC in Back in the good old days it wouldn't have possible but in the year of our Lord 2023 it is completely possibleMore like Chat pcp
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2023-10-06 at 6:23 PM UTC in ChirpChirpChirp You have 5G Coofah yes, sending computer packets over avian IP. You could also tape a USB drive to it's leg. Or a drone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
the ultimate way to send a fax
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2023-10-05 at 8:10 PM UTC in Scron stop advertising your weird shit on 4chani'm not clicking that you fucking police agent scumThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-10-05 at 6:18 PM UTC in I'm going to start a Cult in Walnut Creek
What was NIRVANAnet(tm)?
Once upon a time, say about 1988, it was next to impossible to get an account with Internet access, and the web did not yet exist, but there were tens of thousands of private Bulletin Board Systems that people set up in their homes. Each one was a unique microcosm. Many were private. Most restricted what you could see, say, and do. Almost all required more personal information about you than a credit card application. They were outposts of fascism for control freaks known as "sysops".
NIRVANAnet(tm) was a collection of networked BBS systems which offered open access. NIRVANAnet(tm) BBS systems agreed to let anyone log in with just a handle and a password and have immediate access to everything the BBS system had to offer. As soon as you logged in you could read and post messages, download files, chat, play games, and do whatever you liked.
What happened to NIRVANAnet(tm)?
We won.
The Internet happened. No longer did people have to pay for a long distance phone call to connect to a "cool" site. The web makes it easy to offer open access, and difficult to restrict what people can do. Anonymous, secure, private access is the norm, rather than the exception.
The Internet made BBS systems obsolete.
Of course there are things that the Internet lacks. A sense of community for one. Privacy and anonymity are here for now, but changes in technology could easily erode that privacy. So the inner cabal of NIRVANAnet(tm) has re-focused our attention on:
Fostering intentional communities on the net
Promoting technologies that make anonymity and privacy possible
If you're interested in joining us, try joining our ongoing e-mail conferences. If you want to see what you've missed, check out our current affiliated web sites.
Counter started on 03/05/98 at 3:30pm PST
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How It All Began
There were once three BBSes in the Bay Area with the same philosophy. Dr. Strangelove ran a board called Just Say Yes in San Francisco, Ratsnatcher ran Rat Head Systems in Berkeley, and I ran & the Temple of the Screaming Electron in Walnut Creek. We decided that since our message bases were very similar, our users tended to overlap, and we shared the same basic philosophy of how to run a BBS system, we decided to create NIRVANAnet(tm) so that our ideas could spread throughout the BBS community.
Since that initial beginning, NIRVANAnet(tm) has grown to become one of the country's best and most infamous networks because of its open access policies and diverse subject matter.
Interest in joining NIRVANAnet(tm) has been intense, but it was founded with the sole purpose of being a regional network. That is, it was designed to serve only the San Francisco Bay Area. This limitation on network size was done on purpose so that we could concentrate on the quality of the boards involved, address regional issues, and keep things small-scale and personal.
Because of the enormous success of NIRVANAnet(tm), the sysops of the net have decided to open NIRVANAnet(tm) to the rest of the planet. The new, expanded NIRVANAnet(tm) will consist only of boards that offer OPEN ACCESS. This means that member boards must let anyone on and give them full access on the first call.
If you're interested, read on...
In a perfect world, Open Access means no registration, no validation, no complex new user questionnaires, no requirement for users to enter their real names, addresses, phone numbers, birthdays, gender, or other personal information, handles are allowed and encouraged, users are trusted, freedom of speech reigns supreme, knowledge is available to everyone, and no discrimination based on age, sex, race, religion, drug use, or mental stability. It also means that once a person is on-line they can immediately read and write messages, download files, play games, and use any other functions that the BBS provides.
In short, OPEN.
Unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world. Many countries and states place restrictions upon free speech and free expression. Sysops who violate these restrictions can end up fined, imprisoned, or worse. Because of this governmental interference, sysops may be required by law to restrict information about sex to people over the age of 18 or 21, or in some areas, the information may not be provided at all. Some countries do not allow people to exchange information about explosives or weapons, in some jurisdictions you cannot discuss entry codes for getting into computer networks, and passing out credit card numbers is verboten just about everywhere.
Since we don't want Sysops to end up in jail, it is permissable to restrict access to some areas or remove some types of information IN ORDER TO COMPLY WITH GOVERNMENT REGULATIONS. However, restrictions should be at the absolute minimum levels needed to be acceptable to the local authorities. For instance, if it is legal in your area to give access to erotic material by having users sign a document that says "I am over 18", then by no means should you be requiring them to send in photocopies of their driver's licenses.
Just because computers are good at collecting data on people, doesn't mean that you have to collect data. Just because you have the power to be Big Brother doesn't mean that you should. Give people as much freedom as possible on your system.
I could go on and on for days about the advantages of running an open system as opposed to a closed one, but I won't. If you run an open system, you KNOW why it's a better way. If you run a closed system, you're not going to be allowed to join NIRVANAnet(tm) so there's no point in arguing with you about it.
NIRVANAnet(tm) does not force anyone to run their system a particular way, we just say that if you agree with these principles, we'll share a bunch of really cool echos and files with you. You and your users will get to read messages from freaks of all types on subjects from encryption to phone systems to movies to techo-jargon to music to sex. NIRVANAnet(tm) is designed to REWARD sysops who run open systems by giving them the most interesting and diverse messages and files on the planet.
Hope to see you on NIRVANAnet(tm)!
Taipan Enigma, & the Temple of the Screaming Electron, Walnut Creek, California, 510/935-5845, March 11, 1994
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The Philosophy
As a system operator, it is easy to overlook the inherently tyrannical aspects of even the simplest computer. Conceived as manipulators of numbers, computers did not come into their own until they could sort and store large quantities of ordinary information.
The largest user of computing power in the world today is the National Security Agency, or NSA. With a budget more than that of the FBI and the CIA combined, it is the job of the NSA to keep track of "threats to national security". These are the folks who intercepted that lovely little phone call that linked the bombing of a Disco in West Germany and Kaddafy. What do they do, really? three things: they gather, store, and collate information. They use computers to do it.
It is not the mission of a Bulletin Board to be a small NSA, but the capability is there. On most boards throughout the nation, users are requested to input all kinds of information. Names, "Use REAL NAMES ONLY! NO HANDLES!" And phone numbers, "The system will call you back. Hang up now." Often other information as well. What kind of computer do you have? How old are you? Sex? SEXUAL ORIENTATION?(!) How long have you had a modem? Where do you live, WHAT'S YOUR ADDRESS? WHAT'S YOUR RACE? Amazing that anyone even logs onto any boards anywhere. Many folks lie. Even worse, many don't.
Sysops do this to keep 'Undesirables' off of their boards. They examine this data and compare it to their image of an ideal user. Usually a upper middle class white male with an expensive IBM computer. They let most people on anyhow. But this stuff remains on file. Scared yet? You should be. The well-meaning system operators are trying to keep disruptive people off their boards. They don't want swearing or inane prattle. Striving for the ideal forum for communication, they try and weed out the misfits. Instead of promoting an exchange of ideas, they try to limit what ideas may be exchanged.
And all this data remains on file. Chances are it will never be looked at again. But what if, someday, the board gets confiscated by the police for something that you had nothing to do with. Oops! You're a witness! Or worse, an accomplice. Maybe not. But who knows, and who wants to find out? "Bob" knows no computer system is secure. ANY data on ANY disk anywhere in the world should be considered PUBLIC information, and treated accordingly. The only truly secure computer is OFF.
Don't let your own instincts make you into a fascist. An open system is a healthy system. Back in the olden golden days of the first multiuser operating system, people would pit their intelligence against the computer and crash it. Instead of beefing up the security, the programmers installed a new command, "crash". Now all you had to do was type 'crash', and the system would be brought to it's knees. Voila, the problem went away.
Keep your system open and free. It's what computers are really good for anyhow -- all information to all people. There is no such thing as a bad fact, or a bad word. There never was. And that is the power that a system truly does have -- the power to exchange new and different information, and bring people together. If you give people this power, your system will grow.
The only limit a Bulletin Board System has is time. If every user could use the system for only two seconds, the board would always be available. But such is not the case, and virtually every board in existence has some kind of time limit. Even download limits are, in essence, time limits.
Don't cheat yourself my restricting the users! If a user really wants to get on, he will get on. Be lenient. If you can, be free. Give the user a gentle reminder. If you treat the people who use your computer like people, they will behave like people. Shackled and barred at every turn, they will misbehave and cause trouble at every turn.
I have run two systems in the past. The first was rigidly structured, one hundred levels. Each level had greater time allotted to it, and more data could be accessed. People would participate just to get to a higher level, without even knowing what was available. I was inundated with level and time raise requests. Finally I shut the system down. "Too many losers," I said. "People who just take, take, take. Nobody could run a BBS today!" And indeed, they did just take, take, take. All they could, while they could.
The next board I ran was different. One level. No validation. People would call up and have instant full access to the board. Often, these users would go totally bats. They would run to the files section and download all they could. They would read ALL the messages in one session, and then call back with another name. The second call was different, though. They would come and look, and download something, and read a message or two, and leave.
Finally, after a couple of weeks, an amazing thing happened. Hopeless losers, people who usually spent all their time trying to download as much as they could, started to get into it. Many posted their first messages. And they even would upload. Why? They didn't have to. Those users had found a home, and you try to improve your home.
Welcome home. Welcome to NIRVANAnet(tm).
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2023-10-02 at 3:10 PM UTC in Crippling depression support thread
Originally posted by Fox I think modern depression stems from a lack of meaning in anything. Some people call it a “spiritual malady”. I probably would have been less depressed back in those times, everyone believed in god and the world was much simpler. Now we have everything figured out, there’s nothing left to explore in the world or in our minds, and all that leaves is a great big void.
Everyone was too busy back in the day to think up spiritual bullshit....too busy workin for that 1/2 loaf of bread and in fear of a good beating if they didn't produce.
That's what the modern world is lacking...a good sense of fear and direction.
Your average pleb has too much time on their hands because they are too dumb to fill that time with enriching tasks...instead they sit in front of their phones and TVs and saying "I'm bored".
Get the fuck up off your ass and go build a house or shear the coat of a grizzly bear...or better yet build a big fire and throw your family and yourselves on it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-30 at 10:15 PM UTC in Propranolol?I used to take testosterone tablets because my voice is too high-pitched. Just stuff off Amazon. If it does get rid of anxiety I might start taking it again. Turns out my voice is only high-pitched when I speak English.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-30 at 6:38 PM UTC in Factorio was a very satisfying game if you haven't playedOptimization scares me. I have the autism but not the IQ to truly enjoy Factorio. I spend an inordinate amount of time manually crafting things because using my extremely limited brain power to efficiently map out conveyor belt systems and other logistics nonsense is just... not in the cards. Sorry, Lanny.
Maybe I'll try to get back into and not be retarded if we get meth.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-30 at 5:32 PM UTC in Factorio was a very satisfying game if you haven't playedautism simulator
I need to work out circuits and logic operators but I might wait until the DLC releases before I try playing again
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2023-09-30 at 4:40 PM UTC in Factorio was a very satisfying game if you haven't playedlol the ultimate crackhead game. I would put it in the same autism category as dwarf fortress.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-29 at 5:45 PM UTC in I dont think original pringles get the respect they deservesun chips are dankThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
