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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I was gonna try to make this into a rap but I dont think I can

    so ill just tell this quick story probably

    or maybe I can, like a bad man with bad men

    like a chiken in a coop of hens



    ugh

    this thread is about what happend to me tonight ok so

    I was talking to weenie butt aka fralalalala alalalalallalalalalalalal and others and then I had to go to the BAR with my nigga CHRIS so I was like Chris wasup and he's like nothing so we wne there and played some PIG WEHEEL you gys ever do that? PIG WHEEL?

    anyway I hit my number twice in 3 turns which I never do so it payed out like 80-1 which is cool since i only bet a dollar on that spot so I won 80 dollars and then im like "lets go" and chris is like "yeah ok" and then we went up to the bar to pay his tab

    and the bartender wasnt there because it's not the normal one the noraml one is micheellle but its her one day off a week

    so. it was a new faggot bartender and we was trying to pay his tab and he literally couldn't because he wasn't there and so we went to the other end of the bar to ask the other bartender and shes like "I don't know where he is either he is a piece of shit" . she said that.l " he's a pice of shit i have no idea"

    so we're like "uhhhh ok wtf" and then wer're at the lobbby area and then he FINALLY comes around like he was in some weird haunted corridor the whole tme and hes like WOAHHHHH what the fuck are you guy sdoing you can't leave with those drinks in your hand!!

    and obvoisly im drunk right: and im like "fuck m8 we've been waiting on you for the last half hour to just pay our tab" and hes like "oh ive been busy getting NAPKINS" (from some room) and so wtf

    so you're gett8ing NAPKINS you stupid bitch and we're just trying to literally pay out and he wants to make US to be the bad guys and so

    AND SO

    so we're walking down the stairs to leave the establishmnent, my buddy has his GLASS BOTTLE BEER in hand, I have my plastic drink in hand, and he suddenly flies in , suddenly ,tries to tell us WE CANT LEAVE with those. WE CANT LEAVE WITH GLASS BOTTLES.

    and so i say "you're closing you stupid bitch we can leave however we want:

    and he says ":nooooope you aren't allowed to leave with a glass bottle"

    so i am getting really mad and i say "you fuckng kidding me dude? you havent been there for the lat half an hour when we (by we I mean he, my friend) were trying to pay our (by our i mean his) tab.

    then he starts talking shit and we start talking shit and start walking down the stairs more and leave the building while he's yelling at us and then he said something from way back and it made me stop at the base of the stairs right when we were gonna leave peaceflly

    he said "you dont know what you're getting yourself into". we were just gonna leave and walk home but he said that and I was juyst drunk enough to where I stopped in ME TRACKS. like a british m8. i stopped literally as I was holdihng the exit door, looked back up to him and said "you wot m8?:" and he said it again . and I said come down here and say it to me again bitch, cuz he was just standin gup there at the top of the stairs, so come down bitch. CASH ME OUSSIDE. haha i didn't actually say CASH me ousside but i

    anyway he came outside and I had a rabble rouse with him talking more shit and words and he was frustrated because he was in the wrong the whole time because he's a faggot bitch noob bartender pussy and we fought in the parking lot and I don't ever fight but I was angry enough to do it tonight and so we did it and maybe I was lucky but I got a good swing on him and dropped his ass, lol, and then me and dude left. like right after. he dropped, we left. I ddin't wanna make a spectacle of it. dumb bitch though he's still making me mad how he tried to fucking antagonize me and friend for trying to find him to pay his tab. I hate him I hope he died.
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  2. Originally posted by mmQ What if you know the goal isn't a "potential growth experience" like for example I've had a goal of deep cleaning my place and rearranging some furniture and I've had that goal for a few months but every time I even consider it I'm like "well shit I wanna play some video games or I wanna drink" or something else and so basically I just say I'll do it tomorrow or another day. Procrastinating.

    The reason I say it won't be a growth experience is because I've done it before and it was just a.. A cleaning. I didn't GROW as a person I don't think. I wonder if there's a trick to convincing myself that I could grow from chores and tasks like that.

    It's all about momentum as well. I wasn't cleaning a lot earlier, like fuck it, why not let dishes pile for 3 days and have a bunch of random shit splayed across the floor? I've been making it a point to keep my shit clean though because I realized it makes everything else easier. If you start letting shit like that slip, more shit you've been procrastinating on will slowly build up, and it will feel more overwhelming and harder to get going. Then one day you're waking up after a 4 day bender and your entire living space, life and mind is trashed and it takes a ton of effort and agony.

    If I just keep up with the little things, the big things seem more accessible to take care of. It forces you to stop living in the future and having anxiety about what will happen, which is not productive at all, and makes you actually take action. It's hard to see how the small actions add up when you view them one at a time but if you just chill with the worry/anxiety and do what you need to do you'll be much better off.
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  3. Let’s all take a field trip
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  4. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    Be cynical.

    /thread
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DontTellEm I hate all of ur posts, honestly.

    I think ur an asshole. So blow it out where ur best.

    Your opinions usually suck. You know that right?
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  6. Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III how are they tho? which ones you tried?

    Let's see if I can remember the names right, I'm too lazy to recover my account there.

    O-PCE: Fun enough, a little too stimulating though and lasts forever. Was still fucked up for half the day at work the next day. Supposedly is the best PCP analogue on the RC market for holing but I couldn't get into one, even at 60mg. I always hear people say that dissos give a semi-permanent tolerance so I'm guessing my MXE addiction a few years back had something to do with this. Another member here said he had no problem holing from it. "Emergence Phenomena" can fuck you up bad if you're not prepared for it, but my doses were far above what is considered reasonable.

    3-MeO-PCP: Typical dissociative headspace, stimulation, hallucinations of lots of numbers and letters. Can induce extreme paranoia at very high doses. Playing space-flight "sims" on this stuff is amazing. Watch out for emergence phenomena here too.

    4-HO-PCP (I think it's 4,might be 3): Probably my favorite of the three, just because it's more sedating. Only thing that sucks is, it seems like you can only get so much of the classic disso effects no matter how high you push the dose. Eventually you just black out and do retarded shit. This was said to have affinity for mu-opioid receptors, but if it did I didn't notice any. Can't remember if I was taking Crouton at the time though

    TBH I preferred two bottles of robocough to all three
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  7. Ghost Black Hole
    Originally posted by DontTellEm "ebagger" u seem like a douchebag.

    Nah he's a cool dude. Why would you say something like that?

    Because he takes drugs?
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks This post damn near turned me gay.

    You sell a mean dick Lanny, I'll give you that.

    lanny will deny it now but he's fawned of my Bill Krozby dog on rdfrn, he wants it only with extra manglaise, like the faggot he is.
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  9. Originally posted by Ghost Lysergi

    wow, EARTHSHATTERING CONTRIBUTION LOL
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    is eLove code for an RC or are you offering dick pics
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  11. That’s a good interview
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  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    life is good sometimes but it just doesn't last
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  13. Incognito2u African Astronaut
    Funny as hell and it didn't seem like 15 minutes
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  14. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I thought Lilith was essential to the trolling, without her there would've been no resistance. I also like that you came between her and Andy. You have a lot of toys and candy.
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  15. Ok I’m done. I laughed till I cried. My favorite part was Pikachu getting his ass whipped for talking shit on those kids.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    By that I mean I'm mildly interested in this.
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  17. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    I loled for real at the Pikachu part
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  18. Ghost Black Hole
    Good content
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  19. You ain’t a real nigga unless you put them in the deviled eggs
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  20. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut


    In Silent hill the normal world is inverted to the otherworld, a sickening nightmarish abomination.
    Liberals and jedis loathe healthy beautiful life, they wish to live in a world of sickness and negativity.
    To kill a liberal and jedi is to plant a seed that will someday grow into a beautiful colorful flower.
    God wants health, peace, true diversity and progression.
    jedis are the symbol of death, decay and regression.
    KILL A KIKE ONCE A DAY MAKES GOD STAY.
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