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2023-09-27 at 11:47 AM UTC in I can't believe it took me this long to read the Qu'ranSalam Alaikum Brother now begins your journey. We meet every Tuesday night in the back room of your local dry cleaners. Bring Styrofoam.
The Heifer and the Table is what everyone focuses on but there is so much great content later in the book and great retelling of old testament stories. I'm gonna buy a new Quran this week I think.
Tell other white people in your red state and shake their worldview. I Love stuff like that 😊🤑🫡💪The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-27 at 11:24 AM UTC in What the fuck are blinkers? (Another weed thread)Damn, I was just looking at youtube bong rips (don't judge me, I'm finding for a spliff right now)
You guys are lucky to have places to actually go get your preffered medicine, I wish the government would just pull there finger out and get some coffeehouse open or decriminalise growing at least.
I read in the paper today they're going to have drug consumption rooms up in Glasgow,Scotland cause the problem has got so out of hand with the crack and smack up thereThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-26 at 4:24 PM UTC in Why aren't you playing Rust? (Or Squad)(I'm trying Dwarf Fortress too and it sucks)I play quite a bit of rust...though I haven't for the last few weeks due to a massive rage quit.
Here I am in my minicopter looking for bases I can offline.
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2023-09-26 at 12:48 PM UTC in Why aren't you playing Rust? (Or Squad)(I'm trying Dwarf Fortress too and it sucks)The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-26 at 4:33 AM UTC in Why aren't you playing Rust? (Or Squad)(I'm trying Dwarf Fortress too and it sucks)i found some screenshots of me being epic in rust
get raided KID
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2023-09-25 at 11:04 AM UTC in Someone help me locate "Fiqh Al-Dima" (The Jurisprudence of Blood) + Book Recommendation (The Management of Savagery)I dunno here's some of his other stuff
http://libgen.rs/search.php?req=Abu%20Muhammad%20al%20Muhajir&column[]=author
management of savagery is goodThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-23 at 10:23 PM UTC in Why aren't you playing Rust? (Or Squad)(I'm trying Dwarf Fortress too and it sucks)Also soloing for 10 days only to get raided by a dude named GoochBreath while im at work is pretty demoralizing lol
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2023-09-22 at 3:29 PM UTC in How come none of my suggestions are being used to improve the site?Nobody gives a flying fuck as me dear ol mum used to sayThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-20 at 3:36 PM UTC in always having awkward conversations...I just came out of the £1 shop (dollar store for to the americans) took a right turn and I'm getting something out of my wallet and I look up and see this dude who I was in jail with last year, I've no idea what his name is but he recognises me calls me by name and asks for a light I say no I don't smoke and the he asks me "what you saying" which is basically slang/nigger english for "what you up to and how are things".....and I'm not really doing much apart from being as sober as I can and spending time with.family so I say "fuck all really mate...same old shit and he just shrugs and goes to walk away and I do the same but as I walk away i shout out "you're looking well though" which is true cause he usually looks like a strung out junkie who sniffs subutex all day...and he just shrugs and walks off...
and that's about the only face to face to conversation I'll have today.
I'm not even bitching or moaning
I guess people really don't talk do they unless something is in them for these days.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-19 at 2:04 PM UTC in Cock Surgery and other misguided medical quests.I know what you fags are gonna say "BradleyB why is it all balls, butts, and cocks with you?" It isn't, but it is a majority of my shit posts.
So I've been wanting to get a silly surgery at some point for like ever since I met that tranny in 2018 and learned people actually lop their nuts off for pleasure. I thought for the first time in my life "Why not take advantage of a good situation and jam 2 extra testicles into me?" They're already cutting 'hers' off because she feels like it's needed, why not have me feel like I want 4 instead of 2. Don't really see the big difference except I may blow double loads and can show people and will look like I'm dragging around a bag of marbles (She do have small nuts that I highly doubt function well enough to produce loads even comparable to what your boy be whippin and naynayin).
However this was ruined the other day, my dreams forever crushed, see I don't talk to my exes, not because I don't want to but because unless I'm in the geographical area I'm kinda worthless and a very poor emotional support animal. I do give good back rubs, large weiner, have money, product, play the best 16 rap songs you're ever gonna hear on repeat, and tell funny jokes/monologues. But if I'm like in Florida or 20 minutes away and you don't drive, I might as well be dead to all those who have loved me.
She I guess it's a she now for real since it's got eunched like HTS and was super fucked up from surgery. Now like I don't know how to put this, I'm still extremely in love with her and would drop everything and ruin my life to be with her dumb tranny ass in a heartbeat, not because I am like a tranny chaser like Scron, but because I actually love her the way I've truthfully loved two people in my whole life.
So we don't talk cuz it honestly hurts me to know her and not be with her (same with the other cis female mexican girl, except she actually has a nice life, my tranny ex doesn't) and says she just got her nuts cut off and was all fucked up from coming out of anesthestia and I guess decided to call Brad and her family actually called me for her and we talked for about 20 minutes.
I said so what did they do with your nuts? She said IDK incinerate them or something like a tumor, I said that's bullshit!
So now I want cock enlargement surgury. I have about 200$ to spend and my passport will be coming in before October, so I'm extremely excited to visit third world shit holes and pick up veneral diseases, work on spanish, maybe fuck a nigger, visit my friend in The Gambia, visit Havana and ultimately eat rie made with sewer grease in Hanoi. I might go fuck a 15 year old ukrainian refugee with WAriat after he gets me really shitty drunk and tells me about the aoc in LOdz poland like 200 times, not cuz i Want to for me, but because I want to make some memories and add to our communities tome of legacy greatness.
I heard the brazil u can get ur butt lifted (not sure why u need a surgeon to do that, i'll do it for you for free if you're nice to me) and get like zebra hooves put on your wrists instead of hands and all types of stupid shit.
Surely for 180$ (plus 20$ tip) they can turn my dangler into a swangler.
Thoughts? No negative responses, please just encouragement, affirmation, and good advice that directly agrees with everything I posted.
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2023-09-19 at 2:01 PM UTC in MMQ stubbornly refuses to do the things that he needs to do in order to alleviate his depression...consequently, he remains depressed..Lol you always seem to make these "observations" at the wrongest times. I've been to the doctor several times in the last few months on my own accord, have counseling set up, have spent more time with my family than I have in a long time, have been getting out playing tennis and going for walks, working a temporary job in the FIELDS harvesting potatoes for NDSU, socializing with strangers, and i just bought a bunch of healthy food from Costco.
Oh and little Sophie with the nub tail says "and he feeedz me soft foodz evewy dayy I luv my Wren."
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2023-09-11 at 1:12 PM UTC in Fona's Painful Testical ProblemPlease consider flushing before snapping pics of yo sac.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-08 at 4:15 AM UTC in im starting an esports team sponsored by lanny #highlevelgamersbig bucks high class high level gamers big lees top top skill players only we are gonna get into professional AoE, starcraft, LoL, first person shooty game, card games, advanvced wars, chess, chinese checkers and minecraft
game up any high level gamers
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Our mascot is Billy "William" Mitchell and Piper the Doge
also racing games yeah we'll do that and street fighter and smashThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-02 at 10:13 PM UTC in Oh no, Starfield is like... really good.I got it on game pass and then paid $40 for the premium edition (despite the fact that I don't actually own the game) like the dirty little paypiggy consoomer whore that I am. Just for the early access, y'know? And I gotta say: I have approximately 0 regrets. I will probably buy the game outright at some point in the future, but doing it this way saved me like $30 for this month. First impressions? "Shit's lit." It's everything The Outer Worlds could have been... should have been.
It really hit me while I was reading computer entries in the pirate base you're sent to near the start of the game, on a miserable little shithole called Kreet. In The Outer Worlds, every terminal would have read something like this:
ATTENTION EVILCORP™ EMPLOYEES
YOU ARE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO 200 HOURS OF UNPAID LABOR EACH MONTH BEFORE YOU START RECIEVING PAY.
COMPLAINERS WILL BE SHOT AND THEIR CORPSES TURNED INTO DELICIOUS EVILCORP™ NUTRIENT PASTE.
"MAKE HASTE, MOM'S COOKING PASTE!".
PS: CAPITALISM IS THE BEST THING EVER.
And instead of being greeted with the most quirky, ham-fisted, shitty satire ever put into words, I was instead greeted with... just... intriguing logs about the trials undertaken at that location by a faction's "xenowarfare" research division. Not to say it was completely devoid of Quirky Humor - you can't escape completely from that in the Year of our Lord 2023 - but Bethesda opted to avoid beating you over the head with it (whereas Obsidian seemed keen to pulverize players' heads into Evilcorp™ Nutrient Paste with their writing). What I'm sayin' is it was a lovely. Compelling lore! Flavor! (Relatively) restrained attempts at comedy that don't make you groan constantly! Refreshing. Haven't been playing it for long (well, I have, but I am slow and haven't gotten far - I just reached "the Lodge"), but holy shit this game's got alotta potential.
I fiddled with the shipbuilding for a good 45 minutes before giving up on it because I couldn't figure out how to rebuild mine in a way that met all of my functional and aesthetic needs. It's some pretty in-depth shit though. I was considering getting Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon because I had an urge to customize mechs, but surprisingly this is satisfying the underlying desires behind that urge pretty well. I mean what is a spaceship if not a... mech... bird? I guess?
Anyway, 10/10 would recommend.
Or like, more genuinely, tentatively 8.5/10 (it's nailing the tone and atmosphere, gunplay is solid, ship building is cool, no bugs to speak of so far... but it's Bethesda so you can count on there being some hilariously bad ones at some point, *and* my 1070 can actually run it despite technically being below minimum specs!). Maybe even a 9/10 tbh, but I'm not very far into the game. Would 100% still recommend. It's grrrrrreat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-09-01 at 1:03 PM UTC in Thoughts of the acceptance and widespread use of MarijuanaI'm glad I can buy weed in an "illegal" state still thanks to the hemp loophole on THCa flower. Eventually I'll get around to getting my own card though since I can't trust myself to own a gun anyways.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-09-01 at 12:57 PM UTC in Thoughts of the acceptance and widespread use of Marijuanait killed da black market for a corporate machine sucking BULLLSHIT , FREE DA UNDERGROUNDThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-30 at 12:29 PM UTC in This is the worst layout of a forum or html or website ever
Originally posted by eBagger Like its like the graphix of an older site but like my subscriptions be confusing and like threads go on forever mainly consisting of african american women suggesting songs or something like wtf is this shit
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2023-08-18 at 12:11 PM UTC in I've got a health coach and a physical therapistThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-15 at 12:17 PM UTC in How is this shithole still uphi ebagger what happened when you got covid and were all sickly for days and then went to the bathroom and never came back.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-09 at 7:49 PM UTC in i ike molly/mephedrone cigars recently.you just take some mephadrone, empty about 2/3 of the tobacco out, sprinkle some of this research chemical speed on, and light up.
ten minutes later your sweating and getting it.
A dime makes my friend I get from 2 cigars, it makes about 5 or 6 for me.
i smoke one around now, and one later later in the night.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
