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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I searched for poringa to try to find her and it just lead yo Argentinean porn so needless to say my search for her name ended there
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  2. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com Children of Inbred Esau fled to turkey


    they can take that simmering kettle of bullshit and chug it then collect what they shit out and have it for tea-time

    - they wear shoes...but nothing on their hands. because that makes sense.

    - their arms are short like a 'normal' human. the narrator keeps harping on how there is some association with ancient humans yet this has no relation whatsoever to how human ancestors went from quadrupeds to bipeds. the physical structure of the skeletons and connective tissue was hundreds of thousands of years worth of evolutionary difference.

    - the 'dont use their fingers' yet other animals do to assist in balance

    theyre mental defectives...nothing more

    this is why you dont fuck your relatives
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  3. HTS highlight reel
    Called it. ;)
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  4. HTS highlight reel
    Why?

    When and Irish dude gets angry:


    When a Muslim dude gets angry:
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  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Mewsik I don’t understand?

    Being bothered by someone else using your stuff from a previous relationship
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  6. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker

    Damn nigga, it just goes to show that anything can happen to anyone, one of my slampigs had an accident on one of those new scooters that are in the major cities, she was in the hospital for 2 weeks, the doctors wanted to amputate her nose and I told her I'd come see her and bring her whatever she wanted and I think she was depressed and doped up on a bunch of meds. she sent me a picture and she's not pretty anymore. I looked at it a couple times and felt depressed and deleted it.

    there have been so many people in my city that have been fucked up by these things, but then they park them infront of where i work so I got the other gonts behind me to throw them in the dumpster

    lol that picture looks like the retarded owen wilson ahahahahah


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  7. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2.0 - The GMO Reckoning If the jedis vanished tomorrow life would be like switching a video game from hard mode to easy.

    For every single man, woman and child on earth.

    Things would just be so easy you'd spend most of your time (when not at your $1000 a week, 20 hour job) laughing about how hard things used to be, and how people were so stupid before.

    Someday this will become a reality.
    We just need to band together and make it happen.
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  8. Originally posted by Nil If blacks and jedis were all exterminate what do you think would happen?
    Violence, greed and exploitation would cease?
    peace on earth?

    If the jedis vanished tomorrow life would be like switching a video game from hard mode to easy.

    For every single man, woman and child on earth.

    Things would just be so easy you'd spend most of your time (when not at your $1000 a week, 20 hour job) laughing about how hard things used to be, and how people were so stupid before.
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  9. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by eBagger

    "Oh shit look at what ya caused I told ya's Edith get the fuck outta here ya dumb slampig"

    Sadly I read all of this in the character's voices.

    Also, the Jeffersons didn't live Down the street, They were co-ops in the Duplex in Astoria Queens. I was going to visit the house (they shot a real exterior for the show) and take a photo of myself in front of the Exterior. 704 Hauser Street, Queens But not "Bohemian Queens" (apparently there is a same address and street name for two different districts in the same city)
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  10. Sadly I don’t have any pictures when it had just happened. This is the first time I got to wash it 24 hours after getting the stitches.
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  11. I can't stop thinking about getting killed by a nuclear weapon. I like to think about all the different ways to die via nuke. First I think about standing right next to a nuclear weapon right before it detonates. Technically the "explosion" occurs so quickly that I should be carbonized instantaneously by the tremendous heat. But I am going to feel something. I just can't imagine what the sensation would be like. Then I like to think about standing fifty feet from a nuke before it detonates. Then one hundred yards. Then five hundred yards. I like to think about how far I need to get away from the nuke so that I can experience its power. I want to see what it is like to be exposed to extreme heat. I like to think about what is going on inside of my body when I am exposed to the heat. I like to visualize myself in "MRI vision". I like to think of my brain being cooked in to steam and escaping through my eyelids in to the air. I like to think about the layers of tissue on my body being destroyed and seeing my blood get fried. I just can't help but wonder about the awesome power of nuclear weapons.
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  12. I went to the store and bought some rainbow cake mix. The kind that was always at your friends' birthday parties in summer after they barbecued the hot dos and cheeseburgers. I then cooked some of the dough in the microwave in a buttered up cup which is a trick I learned from none other than Captain Falcon, gotta give credit where credit is due you feel me? Anyways my gf had never ate this kind of cake before and so I made it for her and took some pics of myself with the cake and the cake itself. And for the haterz...IT WAS DELICIOUS. Plus I'm on opiates, benzos and weed and it's hard to even see straight right now so you know I don't care.

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  13. These days I think not enough people have been taking the time out of their busy days to appreciate the complex yet delicate, but at the same time overwhelming sense of self hatred that is placed inside each and every one of us by our creator at the time of conception. This, to me, is a damned shame. We were are all unique, we were all given our own personalities, so that the hatred you have for yourself is a unique one. Unless you are some sort of well known or infamous person, not many people will ever get the chance to know you and dislike you. And for most people that are not total assholes, probably only a few people will ever hate them.

    You get to spend your whole life with yourself, and nobody knows yourself like yourself. Think about it. What do families do over time? The couples eventually grow somewhat apart while keeping each other occupied just enough so that they are not crushed by loneliness. The children eventually move away. The more time you spend around your family, the more you hate them, and the more you want to get away from them. But you are stuck with yourself your whole life, you can't get away from yourself. You may find a few hours or even a few days relief in drugs or some other vice, but you will need to be there to deal with yourself when you come down.

    There is no getting away from it, everyone gets to feel it and everyone's self hatred is unique and different. To get to know someone intimately is to know the things they hate about themselves. To be vulnerable is to allow others to see the parts of you you hate. The individuality and intensity of it and the desires it spurns are strange when you think about it.
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  15. The internet is srs business now. It used to be more lawless in a way. I don't remember being able to pay bills and shit online back in the day. Now that you can pay almost any bill online, and spend a lot more money online, its becoming srs business. We all laughed about it being srs business, now its becoming srs 4 real.

    Now that there is more money spending going on, more average people are using it. Now that the internet is generating more revenue, its only natural for various cunts to try and control it in various ways.

    Its getting more shitty as time goes on. I dislike the pages that list shit in categories and only load more when you scroll all the way down. This makes it harder and slower to find things, this makes sites less useful.

    For example the PD in my city has a blog of sorts where they post crime news, etc. They used to carelessly post a lot on there, and you could really get a good idea of crime in the area with detailed stories, not just lifeless statistics. The site layout made it easy to see every single event by going back in pages. Now its all separated by month and the site layout makes it more difficult to go back in time to read older shit. As if they want you to forget or not find the info. They also post less information now. I once saw an entire precinct involved in a pursuit of a vehicle, and nothing was mentioned on the blotter. Information was obtained via police scanner anyway, but probably not the whole story. I once saw cop niggers with rifles doing some stupid shit pointing them down a street from around the corner, and again nothing posted about it. The street had people walking half a mile away. I asked them what they were doing, they gave a poor answer. Not a whole lot of people probably know this happened, because now the internet is srs bsns and everyone, even pigs, have to watch what they say and what info they share.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I too prefer doing phone repairs in the House of the Lord.
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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what else should i do when she wakes up again?








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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Show us your butthole.
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  19. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    OP is modest and didn't even mention that he's a meteorologist. I can attest to his supreme loving, women. Don't miss this chance.
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  20. cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
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