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  1. HTS highlight reel
    God talked to me through farts when I was in jail. I'd be laying in my bunk, thinking things, and a high pitch fart would be a "yes" and a low pitch fart would be a "no". I also do this with the sound of the house settling (walls creaking, pipes making noises, that kind of thing), the small movements of my pillow under my head as I try to fall asleep, etc.

    I have semi-fluent conversations with myself through stuff people say on TV or around me in real life.

    But I'm not crazy.

    You're crazy.

    The whole world is crazy.

    I took this screenshot:



    In E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy. Cybermancy would be "divination through technology" in magic nomenclature. The game's name basically means "See the Divine Technological Divination".

    I took this screenshot on "5 Mar, 2012 @ 9:43am" according to steam.

    The same day, Benjamin Netanyahu gave this speech:



    Where he calls Iran a "nuclear duck".

    I was on bundy at the time. I didn't know about this speech until a few days later, when Jon Stewart joked about it on the Daily Show. Is this schizophrenia? Is this "just a coincidence"? Or is it a coincidence in the same way that dropping an apple coincides with its precipitous descent towards the ground?
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  2. hmmm
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  3. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I just got laid for the first time in a good while. Hell yeah!
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  4. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Shits looking up. Thank everyone who wished me well. I think Doug put the energy into the universe for me to have a good night last night & tonight.
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
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  6. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    T4t?
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by tee hee hee What is wrong with the guy? Seriously. I feel like im either missing something or he's an unbearable assjole.

    Super Autism.
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Most street dealers don't have their shit with them. Watch them from a distance and figure out where their stash is. Then steal that and start your own venture at another spot. Watch out for faggots that watch you from a distance.
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  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    {EDITED}

    New video host since FONAPLATS reported the original on YouTube:

    https://streamable.com/nbtaw
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  10. stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
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  11. I'm gonna take two or three hits of dank here and get all down about myself in a negative thought loop and then level out and have a good time and lose track of time and go to sleep too late and wake up at 6 tired as fuck and make the same mistake tomorrow night.
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