totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
update on fort;
222 population
5 forgotten beasts, 1 forest titan, two giants and a dragon
my fort has a dozen orphans and some widows that have gone totally insane and start fights in the halls for no reason. I have an entire industry dedicated to mass producing graves and dealing with ghosts. I thought a vampire was killing everyone in my fort, no it was an army of ghosts.
I caught the dragon in a cage and built a walls around it
all the sheep are dead. I tried to kidnap a nudist goblin using water pipes but I ended up flooding half the fort instead.
It's true what they say, losing is fun. Slow death with occasional triumph is less fun, I don't think this fort will die anytime soon though it will just end up growing until the game is running at 1fps and I give up
and switch to adventure mode oh wait that's not in this version
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They're not even bombing to kill Hamas. Hamas are underground, they aren't sitting around like idiots waiting to get killed. The jedis are bombing solely and exclusively to punish and murder gentile civilians as a pure act of hate.
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2023-10-25 at 1:13 PM UTC
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Islamaphobia is raising
Originally posted by eBagger
Dude how can somebody be Islamaphobic. Unless one is buying into propaganda against Muslims
The term "islamaphobic" is simply propaganda itself.
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2023-10-24 at 8:48 PM UTC
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Islamaphobia is raising
At first I was like "fuck those guys are dumb". Then I started nodding my head
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2023-10-24 at 7:15 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/article-769852apparently google play is forcing telegram to censor pro-Hamas channels. the only channel I can't access is BAP's, who hasn't posted in months anyway
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totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
that feel when you wanna run logi but the foxman larping as a furry soldier asks you if you want to fill HIS foxhole wit h your 80mm shell
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im doing the weed right now
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2023-10-18 at 10:49 PM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by Bradley
YOu want to talk … ?
No. As a general rule. Not "I don't want to talk to you, specifically", I just don't enjoy talking to people. And when I do enjoy talking to people, I tend to end up not enjoying
remembering that I talked to people. So I avoid the talking part, because that's easier to avoid than remembering.
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Originally posted by Fox
Women aren’t cockroaches, and no one is trying to fuck cockroaches. Try again
women have more things in common with cock!roaches than you could possibly imagine.
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I dig that casual misogyny from a "funny haha" standpoint but like... damn, bags... who hurt you? What was that bitch's name?
Surely there is a cutoff for weights you can simulate mentally based on the data you've gathered from your experiences lifting heavy stuff, yeah? Like you can imagine 500lbs, but that's probably pushing it. 1000lbs? 2000lbs? 99999lbs? There is an upper limit. Given that women, on average, have a lower max weight they can actually lift, maybe it stands to reason there's a cut-off for accurate mental simulations that's lower (again, on average) than that for males... but it doesn't really stand to reason they can't do it at all for "heavy weights" (vague ass term, but I feel you).
Also: you gotta remember, women be observing and trying to understand people. Men, despite their best efforts over the course of human history, are still fairly described as "people". This implies that women be trying to understand what it's like for you to lift 300lbs, and they can use the visible strain it causes you to gauge how that might feel for them. You see another girl struggling with 75kg to the same degree as a guy trying to bench 300lbs, and you have a pretty good idea of what it's like to bench 300 based on your experiences struggling with 40kg to the same degree as the girl struggling with 75kg. 🤓
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Originally posted by aldra
what is this even about
if something is heavy enough that you can't move it at all you're not going to be able to feel and estimate the weight; doesn't matter whether it's one tonne or ten tonnes
I guess women typically aren't as strong so their average threshold would be lower but outside of that I have no idea what you're talking about
you never seen women overload something until they fail and then wonder why the poor trolley/cart/desk/stool fail ?
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i bet u fathom a heavy load in your ass
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2023-10-17 at 4:22 AM UTC
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Pay Day 3
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
no, looks like it works ok under proton though
lol, they're trying to sell a 6 and 12 month season pass for a game that's effectively incomplete on launch, modern game devs are incredibly j'ewish, Hamas should go after them
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Civilian deaths are not good and war itself is not good but as an adult male you should understand that this is a trade off for better treatment and more life. Every country had a bloody history to achieve the little bit of peace they now enjoy.
Inshallah Palestine will one day know the peace we take for granted 🇵🇸
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2023-10-15 at 4:42 AM UTC
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5000 rockets hit Israel
Originally posted by aldra
their entire religion is about tricking God, which should tell you everything you need to know about their collective psyche.
God says you're not allowed to work or leave the house on Sunday. you want to leave the house? wrap a magic string around your neighbourhood and now the whole neighbourhood is your house!
want to get work done? get a Shabbos Goy to do it for you!
want to turn your lights on and off (using electricity or starting fires counts as work)? get a special lightbulb that, instead of turning off, has a little cover to hide the light when you want to sleep
Gotta love structuring your entire life around some gay belief system and then finding loopholes to circumvent and lie your way through that system.
Must be why they make such great lawyers.
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Ya okay and the Muslims were going to run in with 1,400 guerilla fighters and destroy the jedis once and for all. LOL
Bro they're both so mad lol, allah told one of them they don't have toa im just shoot so many that if u miss ur guy will hit it lol 8,000 rockets so israel fired 5,000 bombs (at like 500-2000lb each) precision aimed at high population centers in Gaza.
LOL
I personally don't have any dog in the fight other than being an anti semite as well as America where our Zionist occupied government continues to provide unwavering support for the state of Israel.
So if the jedis win again, I kinda "benefit" i guess by my country having it's best friend in the desert being okay.
And if the Muslims hoards suceed in running every man woman and child of Israeli citizenship to their death, imshallah.
Senior Pharicesse of the jedis said recently that he is going to fight without restraint. That's been echoed by their hawkish highest priests in the military and they are mobilizing the largest army they've ever had.
LOL and the muslims are like OK FUYS WE GOT THIS BIGTCH FOR REAL THIS TIME
and i hope they do but the difference is like a golden desert eagle and a rusty kalishnnikov that your father was given in 1973 that was never oiled but regularly inspected for ample dust,and sand.
n i Think this is gonna be dope as fuck can i get the opinions of our local muslims? Michael Myers, sudo (white canadian perspective), captain falcon are encouraged to respond.
I don't think we have any jedis her and I think that's for the best. The jedi opinion is known to anyone with some intelligence or knowledge can figure out.
The jedis are trying to figure out a way to ferret out any orthodox Muslims that put religion over money/capitalist consumer goods, what the west has done to its people.
The devout muslims are trying to cling to their culture and that's not okay to the jedis who seek to dominate the levels of government, economy, and most recently media and entertainment in order to better control and exploit the people whose country they reside in.
A nomadic people no one wanted suceeded in taking over the European royalties, the former USSR and all related states, and the Western countries in North America in less than 200 years without through simple manipulation and looking white. Incredible, I am glad the Muslims realized this.
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Originally posted by Speedy Parker
Seems more apt.
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Speedy Parker
Black Hole
[my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by Sudo
Wife: YOU LAZY DRUG ADDICTED PIECE OF SHIT IM LEAVING YOU
Husband: *overdoses on olanzapine*
I think that's just what their relationship needed
I laffed at this post harder than I've laffed at almost any of my other posts and it's not even good. Just overdosing on Olanzapine is really funny to me.
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Hey everyone longtime local fuck up BradleyB. I haven't had a drink in 31 days and I Don't feel very thirsty anymore. I've had a lot of sober time on my hands.
I started a company similar to the state fair or like carnivals where you can buy sweet corn that someone grilled & dip it in da butter and then u got ur good ass seasonings right.
I titled my business Corn on the Curb and I have a sliding price scale just like the doctors office where if I don't like you it's 5$ and if I know you it's 2 for 5. Don't want 2 alright 3$ but don't tell nobody.
So I don't actually gril the corn, I just microwave that shit. And I got this wagon I jacked from some apartment complex like half mile away and spraypainted yellow and wrote CORN ON THE CURB on both sides, so we got a bucket full of feed corn (I pay like 15 cents a cob nigga), my boy found the microwave and it's old as fuck and dirty so I put a yellow sheet over it with the salt and seasonings and pepper lol so it looks real nicde.
I tried to cut costs at every level of production. So we got the stolen red ryder wagon (WHich I call the Corn Cab) and I don't have an external power bank strong enough for a microwave, so I just plug it into my former store I managed and sell to everyone who knows me. Instead of butter I use the cheapest margarin I could find cut with a little bit of this crisco, but it's more like lard. I got a fatass bag of salt but I put it into all the salt shakers and spice containers I could find, and then I also got spicy seasonins incase ur one of them mexicans from cuba we got a lot of. So basically we got dirty microwave my friend found, 1 night of perfecting the corn cab, I unplugged an extension cord from a construction site so they don't know I"m stealing their power and a sign that says
"CORN ON THE CURB" on some yellow cardboard and i shit you not.
I got like 80$ in two hours a couple days ago on my first day (I do this in the afternoon like right now except the owners there so i didn't go out today) and i'm thinking about expanding into other areas of the ghetto.
For lil kids we do the "Korny Kid Special" which is 1/2 cob kids eat free with paying adult.
So my total investment was the block of salt (15$ on the livestock salt like huge ass cube of salt), 10$ in feed corn on the cob still in the skin, and the grease was like 15$ from the mexican store for the biggest , cheapest jug they had.
Remember you can't be in the red if you don't spend that much and break even within 90 minutes of your grand opening.
Oh and I did buy 5lb of sugar which was 15$ as well or some shit.
I also put a big letter A (not with anything about the food board, but the same color, I just went online and took the food inspector page businesses that serve food have to post, cut the names and text out of it and so i just have a letter A and the date says last month lol I have it taped to the microwave.f
I take the feed corn, inspect it for bugs and dirt and then soak it for 6 hours in sugar water, I just throw them in a bucket and go to school then when someone orders I act like i'm getting everything prepared for them and i'm talking and i just hit start ont he microwavfe for 140 seconds.
second day it rained on my way there and i was kinda pissed, the third day I got about 50-60 bucks which was a wednesday. And today i'm fucked cuz that fat paki piece of shit that owns the place and doens't let honest, hard working managers who use fake names keep employment there.
So toorrow I'mma go outside the liquor store and sell it. I'm thinking about offering popcorn if I can find away to boil oil and pop dried corn kernels the feed store also sells. and just put the same lard and sugar on that shit too.
Bro people love some random ass white guy with the corncab sitting outside a business they got fired from for committing light identity theft with their dead friends name, who quit drinking and is now selling corn on the curb telling people he also accepts weed as payment.
Like kr0z dogs but way more ghetto, less friendly, I got a machete in the wagon, and noone knows the inside of the microwave is the same color as them.
Discuss.
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