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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    It's true. Me and Lanny we ready to face the hoarde in Lanny's Castle. Everything was good. Lanny had a path Zombies would come up and we'd kill them and we'd slaughter them easy to load up on their loot.

    This is how it wound up:




    Lanny just assumed his three level thick base with an iron door would be good enough. How wrong he was. We tried to ride hoarde night out, but zombies fucked us up. We lasted about two or three minutes before then they suicide bombed our little fort then overran our base and I ran to hide in an attic and Lanny took off on a bike and drove around. I got my guns back after dying and we fought our way back from about 3am onwards (Lanny ran down his health but didn't die). Dunno what difficulty Lanny set the game to, but it's much harder now.

    Also the Radio Station got reset at some stage.
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  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    If I was Robin J Jehadi I would have a god time
  3. Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, third time in a row logging in and it's noon before hoard night. I'm outta ammo and have no base folx, guess I'll try and kite around on a bike and hope I don't bet turned into bird feed
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition


    horde deez nuts
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  5. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    *sends in lil sporty to sweep for mines*
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  6. Donald Trump Black Hole
    It's 9am on party day on the serbian.
  7. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Payday 3 is better...
  8. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
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  9. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Good stream. Told you those zombies go hard now.
  10. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    The server is down
  11. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats The server is down

    Huh. Must be zombies.
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage

    /home/lanny/.local/share/Steam/~/7d/startserver.sh: line 32: 2181357 Aborted (core dumped) ./7DaysToDieServer.x86_64 -logfile $SERVERDIR/7DaysToDieServer_Data/output_log__`date +%Y-%m-%d__%H-%M-%S`.txt -quit -batchmode -nographics -dedicated $PARAMS


    fuq u funpimps, imma dump my core on your chest
  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Lanny I'm gay
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  14. Got my lappy yesterday, the game is so beautiful. Also got some SPICY beef larb yesterday and couldn't finish it and my asshole ITS BURNIN ITS BURNING. EATINN THE REST OF THE LARB NOW *PANTS like PUPER THE DOG*
  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    learn to use the keyboard when looting ya fuqqin n00b
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  16. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]


    Pocket laptop is pretty cool and does 7D2D ~40FPS on Medium at 1920x1200 ( i7 11th gen, 'iris XE' integrated graphics )
    X230 ~20FPS ( drops to single digits on horde ) on extraLOW at 800x600 ( i5 3rd gen, Intel HD 4000 integrated graphics ).

    It's very playable with the little 7" screen sitting close, but the keyboard is small so its easy to sausage-finger the wrong keys. Got a keyboard and mouse on the way and gonna try to use this shitty old vizio as a monitor till I decide what gamer monitor to get. Was thinking of trying an EGPU but a good housing/psu is 400 bucks plus graphics card, just to be bottlenecked by thunderbolt 3. Probably just get a desktop compy if I'm gonna get a legit GPU.
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  17. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Pocket laptop is pretty cool and does 7D2D ~40FPS on Medium at 1920x1200 ( i7 11th gen, 'iris XE' integrated graphics )
    X230 ~20FPS ( drops to single digits on horde ) on extraLOW at 800x600 ( i5 3rd gen, Intel HD 4000 integrated graphics ).

    It's very playable with the little 7" screen sitting close, but the keyboard is small so its easy to sausage-finger the wrong keys. Got a keyboard and mouse on the way and gonna try to use this shitty old vizio as a monitor till I decide what gamer monitor to get. Was thinking of trying an EGPU but a good housing/psu is 400 bucks plus graphics card, just to be bottlenecked by thunderbolt 3. Probably just get a desktop compy if I'm gonna get a legit GPU.

    That machine looks cool as hell. Does it get hot?
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  18. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I tried to do 2 bit tower lvl 5, but got killed for my trouble. All seemed to be going well, I made a ladder to the roof, then shot the zombies coming up the ladders one by one. Then the compass display started showing red dots, 2 red dots, so I jumped down from the roof and got bled out in one of those zombie waves where they rush you and keep coming faster than you can can kill them.
  19. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    Originally posted by A College Professor

    Pocket laptop is pretty cool and does 7D2D ~40FPS on Medium at 1920x1200 ( i7 11th gen, 'iris XE' integrated graphics )
    X230 ~20FPS ( drops to single digits on horde ) on extraLOW at 800x600 ( i5 3rd gen, Intel HD 4000 integrated graphics ).

    It's very playable with the little 7" screen sitting close, but the keyboard is small so its easy to sausage-finger the wrong keys. Got a keyboard and mouse on the way and gonna try to use this shitty old vizio as a monitor till I decide what gamer monitor to get. Was thinking of trying an EGPU but a good housing/psu is 400 bucks plus graphics card, just to be bottlenecked by thunderbolt 3. Probably just get a desktop compy if I'm gonna get a legit GPU.

    I like that laptop, I'm on a dell it's very nice.
  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I tried to do 2 bit tower lvl 5, but got killed for my trouble. All seemed to be going well, I made a ladder to the roof, then shot the zombies coming up the ladders one by one. Then the compass display started showing red dots, 2 red dots, so I jumped down from the roof and got bled out in one of those zombie waves where they rush you and keep coming faster than you can can kill them.

    yeah for clear missions you're best off just following the path through the building rather than rushing to the end because you'd need to backtrack anyway, and if you climb past multiple floors you might end up waking them all at once

    also as of this build there are some areas that immediately spawn BULK aggro zombies; you can't stealth kill them, sneak past or try to bait a few at a time
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