Posts by eBagger

1. 2019-09-10 at 3:08 PM UTC in Opiate
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   If ya'll aint listening to Oliver Tree you missin' out
   
   
   
   
   
   
2. 2019-09-10 at 3:05 PM UTC in Lonely feels thread
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by tee hee hee I hate being around ppl bc they are exhausting to deal with but i feel lonely when they aren't around. :/

   
   
   
   I feel like I post this all the time but it reminds me 8()
3. 2019-09-10 at 2:02 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by -SpectraL If I really wanted to, I could fuck you over royally, kid. You have no idea what you're dealing with. I have skills and know-how and smarts which are off the scale.

   
   Classic -SpectraL!
4. 2019-09-10 at 12:20 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   As you see here are the marks of my attempt to remove the bolts. I swear I tried for quite a while, beating at it, but it was pretty obvious it was futile. These things are made SOLID. I gathered my treasures from this trip for a quick picture, and decided to head back, where I ate yumyum sauce with chicken and rice and passed out. I hope you guys have better luck searching for lost bricks of cocaine. I'm going to regift this rare Island spoon, made by native indigenous species no doubt...
   
   
   
   I'm going to wash off and try these sweet new shades
   
   EDIT:
   These posts are dedicated to PWP. RIP.
   I'll never forget how hard I laughed at his "How to forge Vicodin prescriptions" thread.
5. 2019-09-10 at 12:19 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   Ahoy niggas
   
   Thank you for visiting the eBagger Island Cocaine-Narcotic Search Thread of 2019!
   
   *Update*
   
   Its the day after my great disappointment...
   
   I made it to the buoy, but one of the bolts stripped and the others needed to be held from the other side, thus leaving me no idea how to get in. So I had just carried a 25lb backpack full of supplies roughly 2 1/2 miles just to have some bolts spin...
   
   I did bring my camera and here were some of the more interesting aspects of the island since the hurricane
   
   After my last post I ate some eggs and jalapeno cheddar grits and toast to prepare for the mission. I was blessed with a medium high tide. The landscape of the island had altered, as this sign is usually up on posts.
   
   
   
   Unfortunately only the strong (eBagger) survives out here. Here are some fallen creatures who were unfortunate enough to meet their demise. RIP little fellas. I don't believe I've ever seen a dead seagull out here. I was scared it was still alive and was going to move but it didn't. I'm not very good at mercy killing, its not so fulfilling.
   
   
   
   Some of the better trash I'd found out this time. I'm sure fucking batteries aren't good for the environment but some boat driving should get them because they were too heavy to carry any distance, none the less strap to a kayak.
   
   
   
   A new boat had washed up on shore. I see ancient shell artifacts had been placed at the stern (not sure what the stern is don't know boat lingo). Perfect place for a snack and to test out some of my even newer sunglasses as I shield myself from mother nature. Storm clouds were approaching, so I was ready to get to the buoy.
   
   
   
   ALAS the buoy I had seen and told you about! You can see why it might have some interesting shit inside, but also why I needed the proper tools (And still couldn't get in).
   
   
   
   See! I just opened photos and took a snippit of since Lanny only allows 5 photos
6. 2019-09-10 at 1:38 AM UTC in Hey I need access to emojis with a simple mouse click start implementing thanks
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   What if no one votes or cares
7. 2019-09-10 at 1:35 AM UTC in I'm horny
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Grylls are you the guy who made a thread about your sister getting raped?
   
   yet you have that as your avatar?
   
   dickhead

   
   Hey I made this forever ago here ya go
8. 2019-09-09 at 9:50 PM UTC in Ocatavian desperately wants to bang CandyRein...
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman
   I feel like just cause people be getting in trouble for much less than sending dick pics these days. Dunno if it matters if they met from a dating site as opposed to sending dicks to someone from a forum like this.
9. 2019-09-09 at 6:06 PM UTC in I'm horny
   

   eBagger Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych I understand. I'm not gay…I'm a girl…heather.
   
   However, I stopped meeting people online ages ago. It's not set in stone but there is a very very slim chance of that happening.
   
   I hope I'm wrong BELIEVE ME I hope I'm wrong it's just starting to feel like my prediction will be correct

   
   Will you meet me? Please? I'm broke and really mean.
10. 2019-09-09 at 11:22 AM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby hey ebagger who's the gont in your avatar, I forgot his name

    
    Damn son how could you forget the rich white man son the ancient silverback son fuckin wack and hoot as fuck son str8 up son
11. 2019-09-09 at 11:19 AM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Guy wants free drugs. Finds trash. Makes a thread about it.

    
    LOL
    
    

    Originally posted by AngryOnion eBagger always posts cool shit.
    Good luck hope you find the KEY to your dreams eBagger.

    
    Thanks bud
    OH YEAH I'm going to hopefully find the key to that fucking buoy
    
    

    Originally posted by G4LM Under Armor snorkels and an ammo box make for some pretty cool trash.

    
    Right I can store snacks in that ammo box
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Erekshun Grylly, I turn 55 tomorrow. Wish me a happy happy then. If you must I will give you my paypal. Anyway, this legend in his own mind is just showing what kind of smoke he blows.

    
    stfu boomer
    
    jk Happy Birthday Erekshun! I hope I don't make it to 40 myself.
    
    UPDATE:
    
    I woke up with energy in my tank. Checking the tide charts and getting the tools necessary to break loose the massive bolts. Its been a couple of days but I'm not sure any of the wimpy boaters would have the strength or stamina to open it up. My muscles will be swollen and pulsating from kayaking and turn the bolts as if they have been coated in butter and not rust.
    
    mmm butter. I should probably carbo load before I set sail.
12. 2019-09-09 at 11:03 AM UTC in Ocatavian desperately wants to bang CandyRein...
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by CandyRein Hai beb

    
    Hnnngg
    
    I like the way you type teehee
13. 2019-09-08 at 4:36 PM UTC in Ocatavian desperately wants to bang CandyRein...
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Why don't you lowlife eDating trash contain this to the 99 problems and they're all bitches forum
    
    

    Originally posted by CandyRein

    
    Hey behbeh
14. 2019-09-08 at 4:33 PM UTC in If you could rename this site...
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Mud Hole Mania armyofthescreamingelectro.ns

    
    beat me too it
    
    militiaofthescreamingelectron.ns
15. 2019-09-08 at 4:07 PM UTC in Hey I need access to emojis with a simple mouse click start implementing thanks
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    We need gratuitous emoji use not just shit I can remember ya heard
16. 2019-09-08 at 3:50 PM UTC in Proof that vaping is dangeroud
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by DietPiano There's a study done that showed mice who were made to vape straight VG/PG without any nicotines in it became immunodeficient in the lungs to where they got sick from viruses in low levels where healthy mice did not. It may also clog your kungs with fat, which are teo reasons as to why I think I've been sick for a long time and somewhat gotten better over a
    my break from it.

    
    Forcing mice to vape is sick
    
    
17. 2019-09-08 at 3:34 PM UTC in president trump should start blatantly denying facts
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
18. 2019-09-08 at 3:25 PM UTC in eBagger searches for Cocaine brought in by Dorian on the coast
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by G4LM Quality thread as usual ebagger

    
    Thanks brudda
    
    
    

    Originally posted by aldra solid effort
    
    I would've gone cocaine hunting too, maybe using a drone to quickly (visually) scan the beach

    
    Yeah you'd think that'd do the trick but theres such a density of shells and shit around you kinda hafta just browse at a walking pace.
    And I know I'm going for bricks here but I'd be psyched even if I found a little baggy. I found some washed up clothes and checked the pockets and shit.
    
    I'm wanna go back now for the buoy loot but god damn. I usually just substitute my exercise on a day I kayak but I'm kinda tired/crispy I'll see whats up.
19. 2019-09-08 at 3:21 PM UTC in Hey I make better SUSHI than you (Sushi for people who don't like sushi)
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    Like I remember growing up and people be like "omg lets get sushi"
    
    and I'm like "oh"
    
    "Fish swim in their piss and shit and then you eat them raw haha fuck you"
    
    But then my culinary genius started to flourish and I thought, I don't need to eat any raw fish to enjoy these bite size delicacies
    
    So I went to work in the lab, tirelessly rolling up everything from cheese to bacon to ground chicken
    
    And I came up with enough amazing recipes to change the sushi game but they must remain a secret
    
    BUT
    
    I can share this one that is relatively simple and already staples of Sushi
    
    1. Get yo black ass some wonton wrappers
    
    
    
    This will be the base for all the goods. I'm not putting how much use your common sense for gods sake its a ratio that has to fit in those wontons you dumbfuck
    
    2. Ingredients:
    
    Wonton
    Sweet potato (or sweet potato fries)
    Avocado
    Cream Cheese
    Jalapeno
    Rice
    Salt n Peppa
    Siracha
    Spicy mayo
    Oil for cookin'
    Soy sauce (optional for dipping)
    
    3. Steps:
    
    1. Make Rice
    2. Make Sweet potato, either put fries in oven, or fresh sweet potato with some salt n peppa and olive oil
    3. Dice fresh or pickled jalapeños (holla penis) finely and mix it with the cream cheese
    4. Open up Avocado and remove giant seed. Cut into strips matching or similar to the sweet potato
    5. Open Wonton, lay across the rice, sweet potato, avocado, and spread the jalapeños cream cheese mixture GENEROUSLY
    6. Roll that shit up playa, close the ends with a little bit of water or eggwash
    7. Fry that shit til crispy brown, in an oil of your choice, I believe I use canola oil
    8. Take it out and put on paper towel. Cut it into Sushi. Then squeeze the spicy mayo and siracha all fancy like
    9. Get a dipping dish and put in the ah fuck you should know what to do by now god damn
    
    If you did everything correctly you should get some shit that looks like THIS
    
    
    
    Yeah I know its amazing looking thanks
    
    This was when I was frying my sushi tempura style with seaweed/rice, also quality, but alot messier
    
    Hey share your sushi recipes and stories here with me, its okay if its lackluster in comparison to my sushi masterpiece we're all friends here at gluttons and gourmet
20. 2019-09-08 at 4:12 AM UTC in I'm horny
    

    eBagger Tuskegee Airman
    §m£ÂgØL!
    
    I believe so