I have no stories like that. I'm pretty vanilla, but one time a drunk mexican lesbian came onto me and asked if she could make out with me, so we did, and it was so weird. Her mouth tasted like cigarettes and she was super aggressive with the kissing and stuff, unlike a straight chick.
She was begging me to fuck her but I wanted to eat her pussy and ass first, then I realized she wasn't very clean. I mean, I made the mistake of eating her pussy from behind and my nose went into her asshole and it was not clean at all.
I don't know what the HELL she had been eating but holy fuck, the smell was hard to clean off. Thankfully, before she forced my dick into her unusually tight lesbian pussy, her girlfriend called up on the phone and hinted that she was watching us. So I got the heck out of there. Probably could've fucked them both. Sometimes it's just safer to do oral though.
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2019-07-26 at 12:41 AM UTC
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Building a Pallet house
you dont talk real good to people
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2019-07-25 at 7:03 PM UTC
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Building a Pallet house
would you faggots shut the fuck up nobody cares
This is a thread about hydro and her adventures building a house, off topic posts in a tropical forum. I'm reporting you all
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2019-07-24 at 4:03 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Ghost
You will contaminate the area and ground water which is not only wrong but illegal too
soils are essentially 47% shits, 42% dead bodies and 11% minerals.
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2019-07-24 at 7:16 AM UTC
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Building a Pallet house
This is a topical forum, and you guys pushing getting a job, etc, should fuck off back to facebook with your fellow boomers.
Op a pallet house sounds awesome. You can probably find some second hand car or truck batteries to store power and run a little 12 volt power grid. Keeping the unit charged may be a hassle, especially in winter or if you are in the shade, solar is getting cheaper though.
If you can get a hold of some straw bales they are supposed to be great insulation.
Remember to have a pest control strategy no matter what you do.
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2019-07-23 at 7:24 PM UTC
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Where I am camped at I have the perfect hidy-hole. It's wooded and peaceful, I don't get fucked with, yet the city is right outside the wood line.
I am planning to build a house out of skids/pallets since I seen some people who've done it before. I'm also considering other ideas. I may dig down and possibly make a sandbag house with a "basement" type thing, with a loft or something. Either way I'm planning on a loft style thingie either for storage or to have my bed (just a small loft space, with a slanted pallet ladder to climb up it- nothing huge).
Over time I could insulate it too, and add drywall, or some other wall material.
Once built, I am DEFINITELY going to dig a ditch, use a 55gal plastic barrel, and drill holes in the bottom, get rocks and such to create a leech bed, and connect it to a toilet. All I'd need then is water to flush, which I could get from collecting rain water. I've seen, and helped do this exact thing before, and it's pretty easy. I have a few people who can help me dig the trench for the barrel. It's also situated on a steep hill, so it'll run off perfectly.
I also am getting some solar panels and batteries. I just want to be able to charge my phone/laptop, use some LED lights, and run a small fan/maybe in the winter a small space heater, although heat could be generated through other means, if it won't support that.
Anyone done something similar? Any ideas I could add to or modify? Any thoughts? I'd love some input to this project.
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My wife is pregnant
stupid noob
VICTIM of farm equipment
[the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
And yes I know for a fact it's mine, before you cunts start calling me a cuck or some stupid shit. It was through in vitro fertilization.
I was also promoted at work, they made me the kitchen manager at my restaurant in under a year from starting there.
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Originally posted by hydromorphone
Yeah. Sorry. I need 60$ and no way can I take 60 pics.
To anyone else I will pay it back plus some. I'll return 90$ back(30$ extra)
Why can't you take 60? It's not like you have to buy rolls of film.
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-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
If you don't do as your doctor says they can cut off your meds, make it harder for you to get meds (including needed pain relief) in the future, and if you are ill deny you access to good medical care or advice.
It's a psychopathic profession.
It's worth mentioning that Britain's #1 killer was a doctor, and despite numerous complaints from relatives of the deceased was acquitted each time by the medical council - he was only caught due to a very brave and persistent lawyer bringing the police in.
In the United States and Canada, too, malpractice is the #1 leading cause of all deaths. Even cancer comes in way below. Most people have no idea how incompetent and corrupt these clowns really are. You go in with some kind of minimal issue, and you come out dead.
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Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Originally posted by hydromorphone
Okay.. How much..i took them with a time stamp and my user name.
$1 EACH FOR COLOR.
50 CENTS EACH FOR BLACK AND WHITE
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2019-06-14 at 12:34 PM UTC
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Random image thread
Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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2019-06-07 at 2:53 PM UTC
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The Truth About Octavian
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
And that is how you all found out you was gay.
Thank your good gay tranny friend Octavian for fucking up the forums.
HTS knew (probably) and said nothing.
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2019-06-07 at 2:51 PM UTC
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The Truth About Octavian
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2019-06-07 at 2:50 PM UTC
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The Truth About Octavian
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2019-06-07 at 2:48 PM UTC
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The Truth About Octavian
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
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2019-06-07 at 2:48 PM UTC
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The Truth About Octavian
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
Octavian
Last year I was trolling transexual support groups for minors on kik.
One of those trannies was Octavian.
I even made a thread about it back when I did it but Lanny deleted all my posts prior to early June of 2018.
I know the sexually confused fuck followed me here but I haven't said an thing out of laziness and also I have been getting enjoyment watching everyone talk to and accept this person as if they were an actually person.
So the joke is on you all for being infiltrated by another tranny.
I believe we can find a way to stop homosexuals and trans people if only we replaced the captchas with some sore of "sexual identity approval" captcha.
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2019-05-25 at 5:40 AM UTC
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
never raped anyone.
on my last probation meeting i was asked what happened and I told him that I hurt someone that I loved and she did to me and that we couldn't pull it off and he shook my hand and let me go. you're a pig for telling him about nis.
I told him about it because you were calling me and texting me for a week after not talking to me for two years and I wanted to be left alone. I called him to see if I still had a protective order against you because victims services wasn't helpful. And then I told him about the forum because you were saying that you overdosed and you shouldn't even be doing drugs since you're on probation.
And yeah, you've raped me several times. When I lived with you, you started trying having sex with me and I told you I didn't want to. Then you preceded to get on top of me and try to force yourself inside me. I kicked you off of my body, and off the bed. You just crawled right back on top, forced yourself inside me and stroked yourself inside my pussy till you came.
Then, and this happened more than once, you asked for sex and I said no because I had work and school the next day and was tired and needed to go to sleep. You continued to press your penis against my lips, trying to force them open enough to shove it in. I continually told you no, to stop, that I didn't want to and wasn't going to. You continued to push me and I became very upset and started screaming and crying. You continued to push me, forced my mouth open and put your penis inside it. It wasn't even hard. And I bit it because I didn't want it in my mouth. You slapped me in the face because I bit it and told me to do it right. I continued to bite it because I was so upset and was in absolutely no mood to have sex or suck your penis. I was being emotionally abused and raped for your own enjoyment. And then I can't count how many times you've inserted yourself, fucked me and came inside me while I was sleeping, unconscious and unconsenting. Especially after I've told you that I don't like that and I don't want you to do it.
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CHZBRGZ PHONE NUMBER
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Originally posted by chzbrgr
You ever heard the saying "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Why wouldn't I want to keep tabs on someone that has held me against my will, assaulted me, raped me, and nearly killed me? Someone who's cheated on me, financially abused me, and destroyed my personal belongings? Don't you obsess about the things you truly fear? The things that could really destroy you? Maybe that's just me and my anxious personality. This is someone who has left me in their bed to go fuck someone else, someone who has forced me to suck their dick even after I've yelled no, cried, and bit their dick multiple times, someone who's pulled fistfuls of hair out of my head on several occasions. Someone who got my laptop stolen because they invited a streetwalker in to smoke speed. Someone who sold my childhood GameBoy Color for drug money. Someone who has rubbed my own vomit in my face. Someone who's thrown my cell phone under a running faucet when I called the police because I was being attacked. Someone who has bit me, choked me, spanked me, and spit on me in a very aggressive, extreme, non-sexual way. He's a sociopath. There's no remorse for the things he's done. There's no concept of shame or doing wrong. He's a soulless vessel operating off of negative energy, chemicals, and lies. There's more wrong than there's right. There's more myth than truth. That's what he feeds on; the abundant source of darkness. When you've encountered something like that, when you've been intimate with something like that, it's a little hard to forget.
I dunno why this post is so funny to me but it's fucking killing me
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I've only fucked 12 broads.
I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all "Please have good sex with me" and I said back "Yeah, I'm going to really sex you so great lady" and she's like "Thanks". It was so good and so hot and we both loved making a sex on all the positions. At the end I was all "Hey, I'm going to finish sex now" and she said "Yes, that would be nice if you finished so hard on that towel". I said "Yes" and I finished so hard on the towel. And It was so hot.
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