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2016-11-17 at 12:15 PM UTC in Note how women like horror movies more than guys.Because women are fucking sociopathic scum.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2016-05-23 at 12:57 AM UTC in Sex Crime InvestigatorsYeah I don't suppose there is one specific 'kiddie porn watcher guy' that does ALL of the child porn investigations, and that makes it even more amusing. Like when the report says that so-and-so was found to have more than 10,000 pictures and videos on his computer, I guess you'd assume there was a TEAM of people viewing hundreds and hundreds of images and videos each. They could stop after 4 or 5 but instead they make sure to have a detailed report of the exact amount of media files containing naked children sucking and fucking.
"Scott, we've found nearly 300 videos so far, I'd say we have enough to make a solid case. Let's call a day, what do ya say m8?"
"NO!!!!!!!! Absolutely NOT!!! NOBODY leaves this room until we are 100% sure we have viewed IN FULL, EACH AND EVERY GODDAMNED PIXEL of boys and girls in absolutely lewd and HORRIFYING SEXUAL ACTS! NOW SIT THE FUCK DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-03-12 at 10:48 PM UTC in Nostalgia ThreadSo, I figure most of us are within the same age group (not that it really matters just makes it a little more relatable). What are some nostalgic things from your younger days? Not just tv shows and music but maybe actual places or activities as well. I'll start off with just a few. I watched a lot of TV but didn't get cable till I was older so I watched the same four channels basically, WB, FOX, UPN, and ABC. UPN? Remember that? Before BET. Riding the school bus and not getting home till 4PM cuz I was the 2nd to last stop. "One Saturday Morning" which was early Saturday morning cartoons on ABC. I remember a show about Science. Science court? I watched a thing called TGIF every Friday night as a kid also, a series of about 4 family comedies that I thought were so funny at the time but sort of cheezy and lame humor when I look back now.
RC cola for me as well. I liked soda so much, I would have a couple a day. My parents hid it from me in their closet and I remember sneaking in and getting some. (lol, early signs of addiction?).
Playing fugitive and hide and seek outside in the dark. Rollerblades. Rollerblades were significantly cooler than skates. Buying pokemon cards in the lil packs at Walmart. I wish I would have kept mine. I found a few not too long ago, holographic and one even in Japanese. I remember thinking I was gonna be so rich one day. Giga pets and tamagatchis. Used to love those so much, I got an app recently that was the same thing and I was "God, how did I ever find this entertaining". Burning CD's. (Using Kazzaa to download music). My first cell phone I got when I was 13 that had no caller ID and you had to pull an antenna up.
Getting lunch detention. I remember thinking I was so cool because I listened to "punk" rock. (all kinds from The Casualties and Rancid to more poppy stuff like Blink 182). I also dressed ridiculous in 7th and 8th grade. Plaid pants and lots of black. Doc martins and fishnets etc. Music taste not so embarrassing but looking back at my "Hot Topic" phase I guess one would call it, I'd be lying if I didn't face palm. But whatever, I doubt many 12-14 year olds have the greatest fashion sense.
Idk, just in a nostalgic kind of mood. lol, my first car. Red pontiac grand am. What a piece of shit lol. Using MSN messenger but not really having any friends so pretending to be offline every time I logged in. Making a myspace for the first time at my friends house and saying "Hey look I already have a friend" (It was Tom).
Anyone else feeling nostalgic? Maybe just a story from your younger days?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2016-03-02 at 9:08 PM UTC in Tort's criagslist CC, SS#s, bank robbery, and mexico criminal guide for dummies!!!!!Go on the jobs section of craigslist and find an application for a job with wide appeal. Make sure the application has a spot to put your SS#. Repost that application as if you are posting as the hiring manager on CL in all the major cities. There are people, many people, who will put down their actual SS#, name, address. Diligent application of this method will result in a mega dump. Sell on darknet, PROFIT!!!!!!!!!111111111\
Option 2: Apply to shitty pizza place. Take phone orders. When people decide to pay over phone with CC, simply write down their CC#, 3 digit security code, name and address down on ur phone as you take the order in the pizza place's computer. PROFITTTTTT!
Option 3: Go on Craigslist's part-time job section. Make an add saying you need several painters for a large personal construction project. You will pay 150$ per day, and the job will last up to 2 weeks if the person decides to return the next day. No commitment required beyond day 1. This will appeal to a wide audience, especially if you live in a large latino populated city such as Los Angeles. Dress code is required, Blue jeans, white shirt, and a hat. Give a time and a date. Give the hiring/pickup location in front of a bank.
Stash a bike 2 blocks from the bank. Rob bank wearing blue jeans, white shirt, hat, and disguise. Flee on foot, grab stash bike, remove disguise. The police will be thrown off long enough to make getaway. PROFIT!!!!!!!!!!
Option 4: Cross the border on foot from San Diego into Tijuana. Take a cab from the initial cross point to the red light district (La Zona Norte) to avoid the notorious mugging trap points, into relative safety. A room can be rented for 12-25$ per night. This will be your temporary base of operations. Walk the streets of La Zona Norte and find yourself 1-3 hot latina hookers. A typical fuck is anywhere from 15$-50$ for 20 minutes. Tell them you have a job for them tomorrow, at an unknown time, but you are going to pay them triple. Get their contact information and tell them to be ready to meet at your hotel tomorrow.
Return to your room and go on to craigslist's ETC/Part time job section and look for ad's in spanish that translate to: ''Border Crossing''. which are usually followed with a simple phone number and dollar amount. Call the number and make an appointment, if you don't speak enough spanish to set up a meeting place, tell them you only hablo english. I assure you, you will get put on or called back by someone who can speak english. Now, because you are american/and are likely a gringo, your a hot commodity for this line of work. You will be asked to meet at a safe house. You will be asked several questions of competency and you will be vetted to assure that you are not a rival cartel mole. You have nothing to fear, tell the truth, you are simply on vacation looking to make some extra $. It's an acceptable and not uncommon thing which these guys see more than you think.
The following morning a car will be driven to your hotel room. A GPS will be plugged in with your final destination into america pre programmed. You will be given 1mg of xanax and be asked to depart. This is where you deviate from the plan. Call all 3 of your latina hookers saying it's go time. Whichever one gets to you first, tell her to hop in and haul ass, reprogramming your GPS for Cabo San Lucas. Once you are able to get on the freeway heading south, dump the GPS outside the window. It is an easy straight shot south from here. Once you arrive at the destination, you'll need to rent a time-share apt with a garage. Have your girl go upstairs and enjoy the view and get herself ready. This is where you get to work.
If the vehicle is a truck, the goods are located behind the the back passanger seats. Remove the seats, if you encounter a steel plate, this is a good thing, it is used to deflect xray detection at the border. remove plate. If there is no plate tap the under side of the fuel tank, listening for a hollow sound. If you are confident it isnt there either, check inside the door pannels. Headrests are a good spot as well. Today's drug mule cars are trending towards moving bulk as opposed to relatively small quantities hidden sophisticatedly within the car. This is especially true when it is your first run. You are a disposable asset to them and your first time through the border is usually the most successful, so they tend to hide bulk shipments, which can only be hidden in the places described above.
Once you find the saran wrapped packages, pull out as many as you feel you will need. Drive the stripped car/truck a few blocks away and ditch it. Rejoin your latina, and hopefully the christmas gifts you are about to unwrap are some high quality meth or cocaine. In which case, go on a 1 night drug fueled sex party. Book a flight back home for the next morning, stuffing as much of the drugs up ur ass as humanly possible. Return home and shit out the drugs, selling them will yield a large profit, having covered the expenses of the entire trip. Sit back with a fat cigar on your porch and smile.
Optional - If you dont wanna ditch the hot latina, fill her up with ur cum the night before and give her your contact info for citizenship, and give her 150$ to get back home.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-08-02 at 8:44 PM UTC in Facebook to fire it's laz0rz, wireless internet straight to your face via drone.
Is it going to provide computers and cell phones as well? Internet access with no means to access it sounds a wee tad tiny bit counterproductive.
they gots dem obamafonesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-07-29 at 6:06 PM UTC in Niggers are stupider than you ever imaginedI know that the title of this thread is as obvious as the nose on your face, but I would just like to point out that when niggers vote Democrat, they are encouraging the promotion and acceptance of illegal immigration. Mexicans despise blacks, and they are taking the few jobs left that black people qualify for. I guess it's not that big of a deal, niggers don't work anyway.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2015-07-26 at 7:39 AM UTC in My life as of 7/26/15
bitch why would you walk away from me when I wanted to give you a hug and you looked at me evilly huh??
Girls will never do what you want them to do, they do their own thing, and think of themselves first. The only way to get them to do whatever you want them to do, is to drill a hole in their heads and use tweezers to manipulate the parts of their brain that make them love you. That is the secret to finding true love.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2015-07-14 at 6:17 AM UTC in *sigh* this forum is boring...MONEY. CHECKZ IN MY MAILBOX. BOYS CANT GET IN CUZ THAT THERES A STASH SPOT
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