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  1. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    no bro. it wasnt in public. it was a hidden spot behind a tree and schrubs no one could see but apparently they have a camera set up there somewhere.
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  2. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    this is weird as fuck. like i swore i threw away a baggy of mefodrome like a small baggy of it. because cops or what i thought were cops rolle dup on me. because I was jacking off behind some tree. but it ruens out i didnt throw it away its still or the rest of it in there. in my pocket. how is that possible you swear you ddi something and it didnt occur? they gave me a ticket for 100 zloty for pissing in public but claimed a camera was there and knew i was doing more.
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  3. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Karma

    I've not read/listened to that one.
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  4. pics of his her dick and balls??????
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  5. Back in England when I was a building manager one of the tenants was a bridal gown manufactuer and there was a young kid (17 or so) working there as warehouse boy.

    On the 6th floor which was empty we stored a bunch of crap previous tenants had left behind...there was the lower half (from the waist down of a mannequin on a stand so it was upright but obviously missing the top part of it's body.

    Anyway the kid from the bridal place used to go in in the goods lift from his floor to the 6th floor and store cardboard boxes there which we allowed.

    I goes up there one day, unlock the door and he comes rushing round the corner red faced and I said "what you doin?" and he said "Just dropped off some cardboard" and heads down in the goods lift.

    I was suspicious so I walked in the back where he came from to see what he'd been up to and then I saw it...the lower half of the maniquin was there with a blob of cum on the floor between it's legs. He'd been fucking the thing.

    I went down to his floor and said to him "Dude, you need to get back up there and clean your mess up" he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about until I asked him..."do you want me to tell everyone?"

    Sick bastard.

    ..oh and I could never look at Lilly the same way again...
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Guy's a fucking joke.
    Should have been fired a dozen times over by now.
    Constantly late and is always fucked up at work.
    A couple times he's come out of the bathroom and left shit smeared on stuff and in the trash can.
    Everyone knows he is messed up but no one does anything about it because anytime anyone has in the past they get hit with the threat of retaliation.
    Fucked up guy's cousin is the supervisor and his other cousin works here too so they constantly cover for him.
    Well yesterday he was so fucked up that he could barely stay awake and apparently on the way home he flipped his car and now he is in the hospital.
    Everyone is really happy (except his douche bag cousins) because we all hate the guy.
    Hopefully they amputate his arms and legs. That would be funny.
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  7. Bradley Black Hole
    For new members:

    Wariat cannot get an erection anymore having ruined/whittled down his penis of child pornography, masturbation, and most recently zoophile pornography (dogs fucking teen girls).

    Wariat has had sex 0 times.

    Wariat takes pictures of people at the club, especially teenage girls and men who are able to attract them.

    Wariat masturbates in the club's bathroom while high on speed.

    Wariat's mom is paying for her deported (2013 Sex case where he wanted to give a 12 year old a neckrub and met up at a waterpark to ask the cops looking for him "hey have you fuys seen any 12 year olds?" in order to give her a 'neckrub' lol) son's every need, believing that going to clubs will help him meet others his own age.
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  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by AngryIVer No. Only the absolute trashiest of white trash rednecks give two fucks about nAsCaR

    This explains why there’s only one black guy, and he’s only there to break into cars during the race.
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  9. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    I've only seen 1 black person.
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  10. AngryIVer African Astronaut [my jade controlled morrigan]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
    I have been awake since 4am and all I've done so far is surf the web and scroll Facebook.
    Today I plan on hitting up the 127 garage sale (The world's largest garage sale) with my beautiful wife.
    Hopefully we can find some swanky patio furniture or a deep freezer to put a cow in.
    Also I have to fix my girlfriend's patio at some point because the retarded weiner dog keeps busting through the screen and my wife won't let me put her down.

    FTFY. Doesn't matter if you live together, it's her house not yours. It'll be her house long after she wakes up and kicks your dumb ass to the curb.
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  11. They should put the ball way, go in the kitchen and start washing that cup or filling it with a drink for their man.
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  12. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did the article mention roughly how many ml of cum?

    If it happened in the US they’d measure it in oz.
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  13. Did the article mention roughly how many ml of cum?
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  14. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley He doesn't have a car or tunnels, he has his mom's debit card and an 11pm curfew. He met a 12 year old online, sent her sexual messages via text for like 2 days, including most hilariously that he wanted to "spend allnite rubbin ur neck givin u a neck rub" (my second favorite part of the story)

    at which point they met at a water park where he walked in circles in a parking lot for 10 minutes before ultimately deciding to walk up to two middle age white men and say "hey u fuys seen any 12 year olds?" (my favorite part) at which point they thought "Wow that was easy." and he was charged with a bunch of counts of child enticement resulting in him going to prison for 2 years in California, where he was kept safe only by power of anal pleasure to his father figure/protector/best friend/cellmate Luciano, who remains in prison currently.

    Upon completing his prison term, they waived probation and he was immediately deported as a legal resident that received a felony case. His mother worried her beautiful baby boy Wariat would not be successful alone in Warsaw (a country where he doesn't fit in because he was in america since he was like 8 lol) so she moves back with lil mikej and probably blames herself while working as a successful account for international businesses and whatever lil mikej wants he gets

    except 12 year olds cuz she remembers that's how her pedophile son ruined her life when he got sent to prison and deported ten years ago, but it's nice to get him out with his friends, so here's a debit card and if you get into any trouble call me,

    42 years young.

    How old is his mom? I'll marry her and she can pay for my log cabin and I will have her cut his ass off. "he needs to grow naturally. I know it hurts my Love, but its the best thing" and then bang that stinky polish ass into loving me for good while I spend his inherent money on Good times and a palace of my own in the desert mountains of CalNev
    or sell that shit off and divorce her and take the money and run WEEEEE HOOOOOOOOO
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  15. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green yeah seems odd you would post this, OP

    also I thought it was Santa Cruz. What the fuck. Oakdale? thats on the way to Yosemite. Seems like Yosemite might be a hiding spot for children kidnapped? there is probably a giant cave in El Capitan or Half Dome.

    probably a network of tunnels.

    He doesn't have a car or tunnels, he has his mom's debit card and an 11pm curfew. He met a 12 year old online, sent her sexual messages via text for like 2 days, including most hilariously that he wanted to "spend allnite rubbin ur neck givin u a neck rub" (my second favorite part of the story)

    at which point they met at a water park where he walked in circles in a parking lot for 10 minutes before ultimately deciding to walk up to two middle age white men and say "hey u fuys seen any 12 year olds?" (my favorite part) at which point they thought "Wow that was easy." and he was charged with a bunch of counts of child enticement resulting in him going to prison for 2 years in California, where he was kept safe only by power of anal pleasure to his father figure/protector/best friend/cellmate Luciano, who remains in prison currently.

    Upon completing his prison term, they waived probation and he was immediately deported as a legal resident that received a felony case. His mother worried her beautiful baby boy Wariat would not be successful alone in Warsaw (a country where he doesn't fit in because he was in america since he was like 8 lol) so she moves back with lil mikej and probably blames herself while working as a successful account for international businesses and whatever lil mikej wants he gets

    except 12 year olds cuz she remembers that's how her pedophile son ruined her life when he got sent to prison and deported ten years ago, but it's nice to get him out with his friends, so here's a debit card and if you get into any trouble call me,

    42 years young.
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  16. Bradley Black Hole
    op is a homosexual and the president of Homosexuals of Zoklet of which you are a member, you tranny shagging rat faced fuck.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Maybe the bus caught him.

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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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  19. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe I always seem to be able to think of exactly what to say to get under your skin.

    you don't ever seem to have anything to say - virtually everything you post is copypasted from somewhere else with nothing added. case in point - you posted a video with no comment.

    Originally posted by Obbe The movement began as a response to police brutality and excessive use of force, which has been shown to not be very effective at "combating" crime. You know what has been shown to be effective at preventing crime? According to the sources provided in the video, giving people access to resources to help them deal with their problems and climb out of poverty.

    what sources? why do you find them convincing? why do you think crime directly correlates to poverty?

    why do the richest majority-black counties in the US have higher crime rates than the poorest majority-white?

    Originally posted by Obbe Oh, so when there was a school shooter in Uvalde the police simply stood around and allowed the crime to continue to occur because they didn't have enough funding to respond to the violence immediately? I guess 37% of that city's entire budget just wasn't enough.

    police in a specific case were poorly trained and motivated, so let's get rid of all of them and replace them with nothing.

    Originally posted by Obbe Ah, there it is. Your true motivation. The essence of aldra.

    eliminating the media's ability to stoke racial tensions and create outrage based on often-justified shootings? sure.

    The BLM riots, the single most destructive event in US history, happened because the media turned a multiple felon who overdosed in police custody into a 'murder'.

    The recent French riots happened because the media turned a justified shooting (an adolescent who stole a car, and when stopped by police tried to drive up onto a busy pavement) into a 'police brutality hate crime'.



    but that's really beside the point - I already said I'd fully support scaling back the police if, in turn, the state gave citizens the legal power to enforce their own justice on criminals who steal from or otherwise try to victimise them.
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  20. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Hetero sex is disgusting too, especially things like leakage. Vaginas are big bloody messes too, always bleeding eveywhere. Women are mattress destroyers.
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