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2023-08-24 at 3:31 PM UTC in Akward shit with GG
Originally posted by Donald Trump Basically I don't want to keep GG but also I don't want to let her go.
I still live with my mom at 39 like a loser. It's better than paying rent and I can't afford a decent place on mortgage by myself. That gives me free income to do with as I please. I have paid rent in the past, and I gag handing money over just for a place to live. Besides the house is big, and it's comfy having other people around.
GG moved in about 9 months ago and it hasn't been great. She's lazy, sleeps in till 12pm most days. Won't do any gardening, won't mow the lawns, etc. She does laundry sometimes, but fucks it up. My mom hates her, and thinks she's autistic (she seems to have some sort of high functioning autism) and too old and wants to get rid of her.
GG likes groceries shopping. I told GG we need to stop buying so many vegetables, since the fridge fills up with them, they go off, and we wind up eating not fresh food just to use it up. We had just gotten thai food at a nice restaurant, and I was commenting on how fresh the broccoli there was, and how I am honestly fed up eating rotten food.
She didn't like that. Later she said "you were cranky" and I lost it and told her to cop on and start paying for stuff. She gets various benefits, but won't pay for anything, so I pay for everything for her. She won't do any work, but she expects to be taken care of anyway. She won't do BJs or decent sex either. Despite being 42 she has a typical lazy and entitled Ukrainian bitchy attitude.
I told her we should just be friends. This is something I was opposed to on principle, since if you're paying for someone they should be fucking you. But things are so bad I don't even care anymore.
GG is hitting the wall I think. When she moved in I thought she was about 35, and she could pass for it. Lately she has gained a lot of weight and looks a lot older. She doesn't live in Kiev anymore, so doesn't walk as much. She eats healthy, but too much, so she's getting fat on nuts and berries and weight loss coffees. And her slavic hormones are flexing - she's slowly turning babushka.
I just don't want to fuck her anymore. She's a horrible fuck anyway, always complaining and being awkward. For instance you go down on her and she squeezes your head in between her thighs, then kicks you as you're licking. You fuck her and she just lies there and expects you to fuck her from the side. She doesn't have orgasms or vaginal contractions. Her vagina is fairly lose. It's not fun.
I had a long argument with her (think months) over condoms, and she'll finally let me cum inside her. But she's 42, so even though she still has periods, she's not going to get pregnant.
So told her we should just be friends. I'd like her to move out. Thing is she has no where to go. Her mom's place back in Kiev, but she doesn't want to go there cos there's a war on and her brother (who is older and a NEET) will fight with her. And she has become accustomed to the space and luxury here, including having a good welfare income from bravely being a refugee and not working, and the nice things we have that she didn't believe me about when I told her "hey you should come here, we have x".
She doesn't want to leave, and wants to keep trying the relationship thing. I'm not interested, but I'd feel jealous if she went out with someone else. I'd also feel bad if she left. Ideally I'd like to get a new GF and keep GG around. Getting rid of her isn't something I can do, even I tell her to leave she just won't go.
To repeat myself and what i said a long ass time ago, as soon as she stopped fucking you, you were literally making a golden castle to worm her way into and now you are living with a parasite in your home in England. That lady is clever as fuck and played you for a fool, I don't not think of you as foolish DT, men do tons of stupid shit for nothing when it comes to romance.
But you definitely imported a tape worm and have allowed it to feed off your gub'ment, mum, and you motherfucker.
Toss that bitch out into a homeless shelter with her ukrainian dollars for a week and stone wall her.
If you don't love her you need to move on, if you do love her you should get her hooked on mephedrone, facial abuse and dog videos not like scooby doo but like artofzoo.com etc my friend will also fly from ukraine to help if you and GG so desire.
also u met this bitch and immediately bought her a lot of shit at a grocery store, that immediately put you in the position that you are still in today, albeit on a much larger scale.
The groceries 1 time would've probably netted you enough pussy to pursue first world White people, not currently trying to flee a warzone.
My opinion. I hope you don't hate me for this, but in the nature of reality I want you to know you should find the fastest way to get her away from you and go clubbing solo.
Don't feel bad about living at your mom's house and being kinda dependent on her graces, we all have been in periods of our life where it's the same shit.
Point is don't let that bitch keep using you, get really drunk with her, fuck her in the ass for a lil while (b nice about it tho) and then when u done tell her you're a homosexual and this isn't working out and she's gotta go in the next 2 days.
make ur mom help you and be part of the anal sex/group conversation about your new identity. Call her mom and brother and ask their opinion. Report back!The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-22 at 5:59 PM UTC in I got stopped scolded and fucked with just nowit was as if this straz miejska or militia didnt know their own laws or thought i was stupid and tried to scare me. i ended up with another ticket like a few days ago for masturbating in the bush tree area of a blind spot after getting high.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-19 at 1:17 PM UTC in She's Super Cute. Would You Bang Her...The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-19 at 8:04 AM UTC in She's Super Cute. Would You Bang Her...LETS SEEE HER DIK
modern women have failed to hold up their duty to be women
folx?
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2023-08-19 at 8:01 AM UTC in She's Super Cute. Would You Bang Her...Join some Father of Abraham Temple
I hate to say it but Duet 23.1 you shouldn't cut your jediels off.
“He who is emasculated by crushing or mutilation shall not enter the assembly of the LORD.
but hey i mean i uhh masturbated last week twice. and so I sinned too I guess.
i spilled my seed. not sure if thats the same thing.
also what if a person or a kid on a bike smashed his testicles or even an adult male. They can't go to heaven if its an accident? vague the bible is sometimes. but I want to go to heaven so.. Dang. confusing at timesThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-18 at 5:45 PM UTC in I'm not racist but"But I dint do nuffin"
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2023-08-18 at 5:11 PM UTC in Storm Hillary bearing down on CaliforniaAnyone living in California should suicide regardless of weather conditions.
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2023-08-18 at 5:02 PM UTC in I'm not racist but
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2023-08-18 at 2:05 PM UTC in I'm not racist butThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-18 at 10:39 AM UTC in holy fuckno bro. it wasnt in public. it was a hidden spot behind a tree and schrubs no one could see but apparently they have a camera set up there somewhere.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-17 at 10:19 PM UTC in holy fuckthis is weird as fuck. like i swore i threw away a baggy of mefodrome like a small baggy of it. because cops or what i thought were cops rolle dup on me. because I was jacking off behind some tree. but it ruens out i didnt throw it away its still or the rest of it in there. in my pocket. how is that possible you swear you ddi something and it didnt occur? they gave me a ticket for 100 zloty for pissing in public but claimed a camera was there and knew i was doing more.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-16 at 7:39 PM UTC in Fried USB flash driveThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-16 at 7:13 AM UTC in im open minded i listen to LGBT musicpics of his her dick and balls??????The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-15 at 3:06 PM UTC in My coworker (an untouchable) masturbated LOLBack in England when I was a building manager one of the tenants was a bridal gown manufactuer and there was a young kid (17 or so) working there as warehouse boy.
On the 6th floor which was empty we stored a bunch of crap previous tenants had left behind...there was the lower half (from the waist down of a mannequin on a stand so it was upright but obviously missing the top part of it's body.
Anyway the kid from the bridal place used to go in in the goods lift from his floor to the 6th floor and store cardboard boxes there which we allowed.
I goes up there one day, unlock the door and he comes rushing round the corner red faced and I said "what you doin?" and he said "Just dropped off some cardboard" and heads down in the goods lift.
I was suspicious so I walked in the back where he came from to see what he'd been up to and then I saw it...the lower half of the maniquin was there with a blob of cum on the floor between it's legs. He'd been fucking the thing.
I went down to his floor and said to him "Dude, you need to get back up there and clean your mess up" he pretended he didn't know what I was talking about until I asked him..."do you want me to tell everyone?"
Sick bastard.
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2023-08-15 at 12:48 PM UTC in My coworker (an untouchable) masturbated LOLGuy's a fucking joke.
Should have been fired a dozen times over by now.
Constantly late and is always fucked up at work.
A couple times he's come out of the bathroom and left shit smeared on stuff and in the trash can.
Everyone knows he is messed up but no one does anything about it because anytime anyone has in the past they get hit with the threat of retaliation.
Fucked up guy's cousin is the supervisor and his other cousin works here too so they constantly cover for him.
Well yesterday he was so fucked up that he could barely stay awake and apparently on the way home he flipped his car and now he is in the hospital.
Everyone is really happy (except his douche bag cousins) because we all hate the guy.
Hopefully they amputate his arms and legs. That would be funny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-13 at 10:30 PM UTC in met this girl last nightFor new members:
Wariat cannot get an erection anymore having ruined/whittled down his penis of child pornography, masturbation, and most recently zoophile pornography (dogs fucking teen girls).
Wariat has had sex 0 times.
Wariat takes pictures of people at the club, especially teenage girls and men who are able to attract them.
Wariat masturbates in the club's bathroom while high on speed.
Wariat's mom is paying for her deported (2013 Sex case where he wanted to give a 12 year old a neckrub and met up at a waterpark to ask the cops looking for him "hey have you fuys seen any 12 year olds?" in order to give her a 'neckrub' lol) son's every need, believing that going to clubs will help him meet others his own age.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-12 at 2:29 PM UTC in Fona does NASCARThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-12 at 1:55 PM UTC in Fona does NASCARI've only seen 1 black person.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-11 at 11:34 AM UTC in Fona's Weekend August 5-6 2023
Originally posted by Fonaplats Good morning everyone.
I have been awake since 4am and all I've done so far is surf the web and scroll Facebook.
Today I plan on hitting up the 127 garage sale (The world's largest garage sale) with my beautiful wife.
Hopefully we can find some swanky patio furniture or a deep freezer to put a cow in.
Also I have to fix my girlfriend's patio at some point because the retarded weiner dog keeps busting through the screen and my wife won't let me put her down.
FTFY. Doesn't matter if you live together, it's her house not yours. It'll be her house long after she wakes up and kicks your dumb ass to the curb.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-07 at 12:18 PM UTC in Was watching the women's World Cup this morningThey should put the ball way, go in the kitchen and start washing that cup or filling it with a drink for their man.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
