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  1. username: African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nigga who are you and what does that old ass vernacular mean

    You are wore out
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  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
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  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
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  5. Technologist victim of incest
    Originally posted by Grylls

    Grylls, is that you?
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  6. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Hopefully OP can concentrate long enough to learn what the buttons on his piano do now.
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  7. Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
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  8. Originally posted by tee hee hee Sure. Why not u horny toad? Whyyy not?!?!

    Yeah, he'll slangily complete your slumber I'm sure.

    Anyway, yeah I would do it, in fact I AM going to do it shortly because I'm not interested in spending time I don't have picking chicks up while sober to bring back to a sober house while my life is pretty fucked up still and I got a lot of work I'm behind on and issues to tackle. That's also why I don't do much for for fun or go to meetings because I'm always working and spending time I don't have being tired and posting compulsively.

    Also, hookers that don't look like dog shit are at minimum 250/300 half hour it looks like unless you find a fire sale (bring drugs). Good looking are 450-500 for an hour probably. Black chicks are less.

    As for the incel thing, I'm not sure I quite understand what they mean by incel, like if they mean incel as girls that meet their standards or girls period. I'd think that incels would be able to find some U G L Y ugly girls and go to town, I can go get laid in an hour if I lower my standards quite a bit, which is not something I'm willing to do. I prefer to not have sex than to have sex with a fatty or a gross chick. I lost a lot weight from eating nothing but nursing home cookies and sour patch kids and coca cola while on dope, both fat and muscle, plus I'm gaining fat from seroquel but my face looks better now that I have hair so it washes.

    No offense tee hee hee, you look fine if you lose
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  9. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by gadzooks I went 10 years without sex once.

    Honestly, I went a tad crazy, but it wasn't enough for me to shoot up a crowded public place or anything.

    It's not even worth it, really.

    Hookers charge like $100 MINUMUM, and that's for the low end chicks. You want quality, it's a $500 minimum.

    Honestly, just hit up pornhub and jerk it out, it's infinitely cheaper.

    yeah thats why I think these whole "incel" shooter things are a myth added to the fake/ real story. One time my roomie and this dude in our apt complex (years ago also I was like 19) paid 300 dollars and we thought we were all going to fuck her and she said that taking money for sex is illegal and she will just give us a private show I immediately started taking my clothes off and the neighbor gont was like ewww what the fuck are doing man? and she was like you're really eager and we went to his room and she forgot her whole shtick and I just started banging her and she told me to not say anything until she left.

    I walked into the room when the next dude was up and he had his pants on just getting a massage lmao.. she gave the dirtiest look ever like gtfo out.

    The last guy when she left was "I got a massage..! and she gave me her real number losers!" and I was like oh well i actually fucked her on your bed.
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  10. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    actually now that i think about it I got this one awhile back, she said she would fuck me if I just bought her some cheese cake at this place and I was like yeah cool and it was good



    not really into hookers or even strippers though to be honest. I went to a strip club for the first time last summer and just went there to pick up hector and it was like 2pm and there was hector and I and some cringey dude and you see the stripper bent over just staring off while they played that nin song I wanna fuck you an anmial.. she came up to afterwards after this big dude was licking her cheeks and asked me if I needed anything and i was like can you put another lonestar on hectors tab please, thanks



    I haven't had sex in a minute to be honest but I've been fine with it. I got a bj while rolling from mashes cousin and I was cool w that.
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  11. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I would approach one with some very carefully considered questions about human nature. With all the people they pleasure in their lives, they have surely arrived at some unique conclusions.
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  12. park police Tuskegee Airman
    I have no stories like that. I'm pretty vanilla, but one time a drunk mexican lesbian came onto me and asked if she could make out with me, so we did, and it was so weird. Her mouth tasted like cigarettes and she was super aggressive with the kissing and stuff, unlike a straight chick.

    She was begging me to fuck her but I wanted to eat her pussy and ass first, then I realized she wasn't very clean. I mean, I made the mistake of eating her pussy from behind and my nose went into her asshole and it was not clean at all.

    I don't know what the HELL she had been eating but holy fuck, the smell was hard to clean off. Thankfully, before she forced my dick into her unusually tight lesbian pussy, her girlfriend called up on the phone and hinted that she was watching us. So I got the heck out of there. Probably could've fucked them both. Sometimes it's just safer to do oral though.
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  13. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    you dont talk real good to people
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  14. Ghost Black Hole
    would you faggots shut the fuck up nobody cares

    This is a thread about hydro and her adventures building a house, off topic posts in a tropical forum. I'm reporting you all
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  15. Originally posted by Ghost You will contaminate the area and ground water which is not only wrong but illegal too

    soils are essentially 47% shits, 42% dead bodies and 11% minerals.
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  16. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    This is a topical forum, and you guys pushing getting a job, etc, should fuck off back to facebook with your fellow boomers.

    Op a pallet house sounds awesome. You can probably find some second hand car or truck batteries to store power and run a little 12 volt power grid. Keeping the unit charged may be a hassle, especially in winter or if you are in the shade, solar is getting cheaper though.

    If you can get a hold of some straw bales they are supposed to be great insulation.

    Remember to have a pest control strategy no matter what you do.
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  17. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Where I am camped at I have the perfect hidy-hole. It's wooded and peaceful, I don't get fucked with, yet the city is right outside the wood line.

    I am planning to build a house out of skids/pallets since I seen some people who've done it before. I'm also considering other ideas. I may dig down and possibly make a sandbag house with a "basement" type thing, with a loft or something. Either way I'm planning on a loft style thingie either for storage or to have my bed (just a small loft space, with a slanted pallet ladder to climb up it- nothing huge).

    Over time I could insulate it too, and add drywall, or some other wall material.

    Once built, I am DEFINITELY going to dig a ditch, use a 55gal plastic barrel, and drill holes in the bottom, get rocks and such to create a leech bed, and connect it to a toilet. All I'd need then is water to flush, which I could get from collecting rain water. I've seen, and helped do this exact thing before, and it's pretty easy. I have a few people who can help me dig the trench for the barrel. It's also situated on a steep hill, so it'll run off perfectly.

    I also am getting some solar panels and batteries. I just want to be able to charge my phone/laptop, use some LED lights, and run a small fan/maybe in the winter a small space heater, although heat could be generated through other means, if it won't support that.

    Anyone done something similar? Any ideas I could add to or modify? Any thoughts? I'd love some input to this project.
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  19. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    And yes I know for a fact it's mine, before you cunts start calling me a cuck or some stupid shit. It was through in vitro fertilization.

    I was also promoted at work, they made me the kitchen manager at my restaurant in under a year from starting there.
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by hydromorphone Yeah. Sorry. I need 60$ and no way can I take 60 pics.

    To anyone else I will pay it back plus some. I'll return 90$ back(30$ extra)

    Why can't you take 60? It's not like you have to buy rolls of film.
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