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2019-08-25 at 2:21 PM UTC in Does it bother women that pee come out the penisit doesn't bother them, most women are complete degenerates. they literally get down on their knees to fall before men to have their dicks in their mouths, they take it up ass because its more taboo than vaginal intercourse, they wear gag balls and let you blow loads on their face because they want to get up and run to the bathroom and cry because they are attention whores that secretly love the humiliation, they like men that grow out beards because it reminds them of their fathers and being a "good girl" NOOO DADDY NOOOOO PLEASE DONT RAM YOUR COCK INSIDE OF ME!"
*while bent over wiggling their ass on the bed looking back at you*
I was at a frat party a few weeks back and this girl from work took a sniff of jager and pulled off her dressed and walked to the backroom announcing that she has a pussy, and ass, a mouth and two hands and she knows how to use them, after she was done being used by a group of guys she put back on her dress and got in her car and drove straight into the mall at three in morning.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-24 at 2:23 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕lul
I remember when I used to do it I'd watch a movie or pleay videogames or something, then wake up with muddy boots and have no idea where I wentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-24 at 1:18 PM UTC in The rent is too damn highFind an abandoned house and squat in it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-23 at 2:43 AM UTC in sanctions are cominggod we have some really lame brain posters here that offer no content..
i can make a pb and j faster than op can think to make a "smart" thread
hurrrr im just going to post memes that i didn't create..The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-21 at 7:30 PM UTC in Asian guy threatens to kill millions of hispanics, gets arrestedThe support he offered for Adolf Hitler is a bit late.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-21 at 4:23 AM UTC in WE GOT A PUPPY!
Originally posted by Fonaplats Fuckers
You're the fucker that abandoned your dog. Like why have two other dogs in your house if you're so dumb and pussy whipped you can't even take care of one?
When's your next thread going to be about how you bought cargo shorts for a dollar at the garage sale?
Like I just forsee one of your new Fred's will be "she'll just broke up w me for the nigger neighbor because he was actually able to take her to KFC because he blocked me in.." -
2019-08-20 at 5:10 PM UTC in sanctions are comingur a brainwashed sheep nobody cares you just puppet the mainstram media learn to think for yourself examine the facts in a vacuum and find your own inner voice instead of just following othersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-20 at 1:45 AM UTC in Jaguar X308 : Finishing StagesJust wait until you have to fix that pos.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-17 at 3:16 PM UTC in A British ski instructor who laughed as he raped a woman in Australia, has been jailed for 10 years...Matthew James Williams, 29, was working as a ski instructor in Australia when he followed the victim and her friend home from the pub.
He knocked her male friend out before raping the woman, punching her in the face and biting her as she struggled to break free.
The friend regained consciousness and tried to help but he lashed out at him again, kicking him to the floor.
The ordeal only ended when the friend managed to get away from him and flagged down a passing car, causing Williams to run off.
Folks, I've envisioned myself doing this multiple times over...I Would Totally get off from, and be thrilled, to do exactly as Matthew Williams did...The ONLY thing That is stopping me, is that I don't wanna be jailed for 10 years. -
2019-08-16 at 4:26 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-08-10 at 6:37 PM UTC in Farewell (for a while at least)Hopefully OP can concentrate long enough to learn what the buttons on his piano do now.
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2019-08-07 at 11:01 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-08-07 at 2:31 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by tee hee hee Sure. Why not u horny toad? Whyyy not?!?!
Yeah, he'll slangily complete your slumber I'm sure.
Anyway, yeah I would do it, in fact I AM going to do it shortly because I'm not interested in spending time I don't have picking chicks up while sober to bring back to a sober house while my life is pretty fucked up still and I got a lot of work I'm behind on and issues to tackle. That's also why I don't do much for for fun or go to meetings because I'm always working and spending time I don't have being tired and posting compulsively.
Also, hookers that don't look like dog shit are at minimum 250/300 half hour it looks like unless you find a fire sale (bring drugs). Good looking are 450-500 for an hour probably. Black chicks are less.
As for the incel thing, I'm not sure I quite understand what they mean by incel, like if they mean incel as girls that meet their standards or girls period. I'd think that incels would be able to find some U G L Y ugly girls and go to town, I can go get laid in an hour if I lower my standards quite a bit, which is not something I'm willing to do. I prefer to not have sex than to have sex with a fatty or a gross chick. I lost a lot weight from eating nothing but nursing home cookies and sour patch kids and coca cola while on dope, both fat and muscle, plus I'm gaining fat from seroquel but my face looks better now that I have hair so it washes.
No offense tee hee hee, you look fine if you loseThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-08-07 at 3:35 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?
Originally posted by gadzooks I went 10 years without sex once.
Honestly, I went a tad crazy, but it wasn't enough for me to shoot up a crowded public place or anything.
It's not even worth it, really.
Hookers charge like $100 MINUMUM, and that's for the low end chicks. You want quality, it's a $500 minimum.
Honestly, just hit up pornhub and jerk it out, it's infinitely cheaper.
yeah thats why I think these whole "incel" shooter things are a myth added to the fake/ real story. One time my roomie and this dude in our apt complex (years ago also I was like 19) paid 300 dollars and we thought we were all going to fuck her and she said that taking money for sex is illegal and she will just give us a private show I immediately started taking my clothes off and the neighbor gont was like ewww what the fuck are doing man? and she was like you're really eager and we went to his room and she forgot her whole shtick and I just started banging her and she told me to not say anything until she left.
I walked into the room when the next dude was up and he had his pants on just getting a massage lmao.. she gave the dirtiest look ever like gtfo out.
The last guy when she left was "I got a massage..! and she gave me her real number losers!" and I was like oh well i actually fucked her on your bed. -
2019-08-07 at 3:16 AM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?actually now that i think about it I got this one awhile back, she said she would fuck me if I just bought her some cheese cake at this place and I was like yeah cool and it was good
not really into hookers or even strippers though to be honest. I went to a strip club for the first time last summer and just went there to pick up hector and it was like 2pm and there was hector and I and some cringey dude and you see the stripper bent over just staring off while they played that nin song I wanna fuck you an anmial.. she came up to afterwards after this big dude was licking her cheeks and asked me if I needed anything and i was like can you put another lonestar on hectors tab please, thanks
I haven't had sex in a minute to be honest but I've been fine with it. I got a bj while rolling from mashes cousin and I was cool w that. -
2019-08-05 at 10:33 PM UTC in I haven't had sex in a while, should I go to a hooker?I would approach one with some very carefully considered questions about human nature. With all the people they pleasure in their lives, they have surely arrived at some unique conclusions.
