Ever had sex in a public bathroom?

1. 2019-08-03 at 7:13 PM UTC

   #21
   park police Tuskegee Airman
   I have no stories like that. I'm pretty vanilla, but one time a drunk mexican lesbian came onto me and asked if she could make out with me, so we did, and it was so weird. Her mouth tasted like cigarettes and she was super aggressive with the kissing and stuff, unlike a straight chick.
   
   She was begging me to fuck her but I wanted to eat her pussy and ass first, then I realized she wasn't very clean. I mean, I made the mistake of eating her pussy from behind and my nose went into her asshole and it was not clean at all.
   
   I don't know what the HELL she had been eating but holy fuck, the smell was hard to clean off. Thankfully, before she forced my dick into her unusually tight lesbian pussy, her girlfriend called up on the phone and hinted that she was watching us. So I got the heck out of there. Probably could've fucked them both. Sometimes it's just safer to do oral though.
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2. 2019-08-03 at 7:14 PM UTC

   #22
   Japan-Is-Eternal Naturally Camouflaged
   No but I used to jerk off in the bathroom at the library
3. 2020-06-16 at 1:33 AM UTC

   #23
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by BummyMofo You know, I almost didn't believe you until you said this
   
   Guys, I wanna hear some nasty ass shit. I was hoping someone would blow my hooker fucking in a dirty men's bathroom at a beach story out of the water. Not none of this "tee hee I fucked at a dressing room ;)" shit
   
   I also fucked a girl in the men's bathroom at a downtown deli once. One of those bathrooms that you enter from outside, from the side of the building, and you have to go inside and ask for a key for it. Really filthy nasty place
   
   Worst one tho was a 7/11 men's bathroom, that place was disgusting as sin and the air felt sticky

   
   damn I'm really reflecting on my past rn
4. 2020-06-16 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #24
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   yeah a few times and in a mental hospital when i was 18 with my gf, she brought me a pez despender of xanax.
5. 2020-06-16 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #25
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol actually three times my gf when i was 19 brought me a pez despincer full of xanax, my best friend visted me the next day and pretented to be a patient and sat in a group therapy with me prentending to be a mentalliy ill patient.
   
   ooooh chloe how i miss you

6. 2020-06-16 at 3:21 AM UTC

   #26
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut
   You and I need to reflect on this behavior lol
7. 2020-06-16 at 5:15 AM UTC

   #27
   

   D4NG0 motherfucker
   I used to walk to McDonalds in the summer to get their little $1 soft serve cones. I was going to use their bathroom one time when the employee gave me a polite heads up not to as that's where all the junkies would shoot heroin and fuck each other.
   
   Never been back.
8. 2020-06-16 at 10:59 AM UTC

   #28
   

   BummyMofo African Astronaut

   Originally posted by D4NG0 I used to walk to McDonalds in the summer to get their little $1 soft serve cones. I was going to use their bathroom one time when the employee gave me a polite heads up not to as that's where all the junkies would shoot heroin and fuck each other.
   
   Never been back.

   
   Gotta say I'm surprised, McDonalds isn't supposed to put up w/that shit. Gas stations and small business delis in the city, that's different, but McDonald's?? damn.