Originally posted by Sophie
Like 24 hours after i almost drank myself to death on my father's very expensive 18yo VSOP Whiskey. I killed half the bottle in half an hour. I was like 13 at the time.
How much alcohol does it take to seppe?
I did something similar when in high school where I got to my friends' farm and before I went in I killed like a half a bottle of whisky via chugging in my truck and then I went in and drank some hard ciders and once I started smoking some mexican bulk casino ciggys I started getting retardedly drunk somehow like 15-30 minutes after I had chugged, which was weird and then I ralphed over my friend's dad's diesel, and then I had to drive home cause his aunt and uncle were a comin' and we had to all bail, and I couldn't remember how to get home so I had my friend lead with his truck and I followed with mine so I would know where to go and oh my god i dont know how I didnt crash, that was by far the drunkest I had ever drived, my friend wanted to drive mine drunkish but i wouldnt let him even though he was way less drunk then me, we went like 15 miles an hour on the gravel roads and highways
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Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
I don't really take it seriously, I mean I've smashed some tinder punani but I usually just send trollish pickup lines. My tinder profile has 2 generic pictures and a fake name and age and just 1 line as a bio so I'll ask them a weird question or say a weird pickup line. I remember I matched with a white girl named "maddie" so I asked if that was short for "madagascar" Usually I'll ask a weird question like how tall they are then when they ask why I say I want them to try out for my basketball team or if they can reach something on a high shelf for me
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2019-09-02 at 2:53 AM UTC
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STER0S
Space Nigga
[the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
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2019-09-01 at 4 PM UTC
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ATTN Bill Krozby
Wariat
Marine/Preteen Biologist
Fuking america and fuking them taking over the world. Females are literally taking over everything. Their reign will mean at abrs or work they can say anything they want to you, touch your ass or dick on a dance floor, be able to us you even moreso for free drinks while thy accusse you after their drink is done of being too forward, be able to move in corporwte ladders through lies and accussations of top amnagers in their way, and kill popl like they did epstein and thst refent gsme developer through lies and stories.
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2019-09-01 at 6 AM UTC
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Photo of Me 40 years ago
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
where are your friends now ?
Those 3? 2 are dead and they're my Brothers not some random friends of mine.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
the 80s was 40 years ago?
that's fucked up.
less than 5 months, yes. 1980 will be 40 years ago. I know but what I can remember (which isn't all that much) doesn't seem to be any longer then 15 years ago. they just fade but they don't feel distant.
Originally posted by aldra
the guy behind you is awfully close
did he give you the bad touch?
that's a disturbing thought. Like his Irish/jedi fro?
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
thats beigewarlock with lannys father, taipan enigma and jeff hunter
taipan enigma is Jeff Hunter. come up with something better.
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2019-08-31 at 7:01 PM UTC
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Trump thinks he is God
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Free shit for white males like tax breaks for the wealthiest? Shut your cry baby ass up
The vast majority of millionaires and billionaires ARE liberal leftists. Oh, the irony. Hollywood, Silicon Valley... you really need to pick up a book sometime and actually educate yourself.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Yeah but speckles I know you're right but you can't honestly tell me you haven't ever been triggered by neighbors or Co workers yourself..
Don't play coy with me..
The way I am, I don't get annoyed, no matter how annoying it is. Letting yourself be annoyed is the same as defeating yourself, or letting people defeat you. It's weak. Not a productive or appropriate emotion. It's self-defeating. Instead, I take the offensive. I act. I might grab the person by the throat. I might whisper to him, just so we both can hear, that if he does that again I'm going to put him in the hospital. I might just slap the person in the head really hard and fast. If stupid people don't learn any hard lessons, they're finished, and you want to help them, not hurt them. You'd want to help them evolve. And as for circumstances or situations, all you can do is what is within your power to change. Everything outside your power to change is irrelevant and simply must be burdened. And an accepted burden should never be looked at as an annoyance, merely a necessary condition for the moment or period or situation.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
It's because the two males end up sucking each other's dicks.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
Originally posted by aldra
you're not supposed to eat the toy
im on a budget
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Originally posted by Grylls
so it was a troll?
in her twitter post she said she was walking to church
in some of those images it comes across as shes muslim
It's all bullshit. These idiots are just after attention. They're attention whores. If it had really happened, she wouldn't be telling everyone about it on social media and providing her identity, and the perp would have already been traced and arrested.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Facebook, Google and Twitter are about to lose their exemption, and will be wide open to discrimination lawsuits. Pretty stupid, what they are doing. Just one successful class action lawsuit could wipe out half their holdings. And for what? To be the socialist lackey police? Makes no sense! I can see them being bought off right now by Soros and Co., but once those lawsuits start coming in, even Soros' money won't be enough to keep them afloat for long.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
lets not beat off in the bush and cum to conclusions here
but how much porn do you really watch op?
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It says "liquid Gold" on the box to get dumbasses to buy it. What a dumbfuck.
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Grylls
Cum Looking Faggot
[abrade this vocal tread-softly]
you faggets are always behind
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2019-08-27 at 7:15 PM UTC
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Building a Pallet house
It would be a shame if she had finally built it, and it took months of carrying heavy shit, and it was a masterpiece, and then someone burns it down the next day when she's gone. Or the city workers dismantle it.
Anyway if you decide to blow it all up yourself
http://www.pyroelectro.com/projects/pyro_rf_transmitter_27mhz/https://www.instructables.com/id/PIR-Motion-Sensor-Tutorial/lol you could also wire a motion sensor to it so if anyone approaches while you're away it collapses or burns itself up.
When I was a kid there was this old asian guy that would hang out at the woods in the creek like mowgli from the jungle book just wearing rags basically. We'd see him really high up in the trees sometimes, and he had spears for fishing. One day we found this hut made of chainlink fence and leaves, it was badass. But highly flammable. So I decided to burn it down but I had to go get a lighter. When we got back to it, someone else had already burnt it down.
Probably the homeless guy burnt his own hut down so we wouldn't have the satisfaction of doing it. The guy never bothered anyone that I know of, but that hut was just too flammable to resist.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by -SpectraL
You've twice posted you've sucked a penis.
what does that have to do with anything?
i wear a cod piece so I don't get accidentally sucked off
I know you're gay for me speckles but you're not going to ever win this battle.
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kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
depends how much money they have. the oldest i've ever gone was 45 and she was an ex model several years back, she had a nice figure just a really old face and her hands looked a little cracked out. i like girls either older than me or a lot younger than me. younger girls like me because I'll totally dress up, tuck my shirt in, wear some whyte addidas dad shoes and put on glasses and pretend to be their daddy, older women like me because I'm kinda cute and they've already have kids and their overies are dead and they've been divorced and I remind them of the younger version of their ex husband.
some peoples kids...
gorls in my age range from 2 years difference tend to not like me, like they will ask me what I want to do with my lyfe and I'll tell them to have a Bill Krozbydog stand they can't stand it
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
The best rape prevention a woman can offer is to shit her pants. Even the most persistent rapist can't get over the smell.
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coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Radical leftists are degenerates and deviants. They're also traitors and extremely gullible and stupid. When people say "useful idiots", that's who they are referring to. Low intelligence, intolerant, liars, sore losers, manipulators, schemers, can't be trusted farther than you can throw them. They're everything that's wrong with the world right now.
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