POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
my goal is to work my ass off till I win the lottery but buy all the things my little mobile home and tiny chunk of Vermont needs,, if I win big like 100 million I'm gonna give all my friends a million bucks,, If I only win a million I'll buy a house in Hanover and remodel it so it has 10 bedrooms and remortgage it for double what I payed and let the $900.00 a bedroom pay off the mortgage and then live off the profits. also its my more closer to reality I'm gonna learn how to grow 1 pound plants indoors and be 100% legal in all aspects of life with good credit,, I'm getting my first bank loan in two weeks and in 5 months I'll have paid off all old debts,, I owe less than $2000.00
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SWIM smoked meth in his hotel over about an hour or so and was about 6 feet from the door because he used the stove to vape it with. Could people smell that realistically? Also he flicked a lighter a lot and tapped the glass to the glass a good bit and jacked off potentially moderately loudly... he is VERY very paranoid. Nobody has called him yet 2 or hours after last toke. Also his door is right next to the elevator. He turned the tv on for noise 5 minutes in though.
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There's going to come a day when all communists/democrats are slaughtered for the betterment of humanity. It's going to come down to war and they're going to lose.
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Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
I woke up hungover and still buzzing sometime this afternoon, and tried to Spartan my way through the day time hangover, jerking it a few times (even though after this many times it does absolutely nothing).
Then I realize it's almost 11pm and that I have to make an executive decision about the alcohol question.
So I start walking up to the friendly neighbourhood purveyor of liquors, and I run into T (I'm calling her T).
I slept with her a bunch of times a couple years ago when I moved out to this shit hole.
She's like a decade and a bit older than me, and actually a bigger alcoholic than I am.
But she still got a fine fucking body, and was the first woman I slept with in 10 years, so I kinda got hooked.
She's with these two fucking hoodlums, sipping on a bottle of Bacardi. She offers me a swig, but me, being the world's most ridiculous alcoholic, I can't drink hard liquor without chase (yeah, I know... No need to point out how pathetic that is).
I extend my hand to one of the dudes and introduce myself, and he asks if T used to babysit me...
I see an opportunity to express a mild degree of dominance over these dudes and say "kinda... She's my grandma".
She wasn't too impressed with that, and I kinda felt bad because, despite all her bazillion flaws, she's a nice chick.
She told me to text her, but luckily I had triple power post nut clarity and just "aight maybe later".
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Originally posted by Sophie
Like 24 hours after i almost drank myself to death on my father's very expensive 18yo VSOP Whiskey. I killed half the bottle in half an hour. I was like 13 at the time.
How much alcohol does it take to seppe?
I did something similar when in high school where I got to my friends' farm and before I went in I killed like a half a bottle of whisky via chugging in my truck and then I went in and drank some hard ciders and once I started smoking some mexican bulk casino ciggys I started getting retardedly drunk somehow like 15-30 minutes after I had chugged, which was weird and then I ralphed over my friend's dad's diesel, and then I had to drive home cause his aunt and uncle were a comin' and we had to all bail, and I couldn't remember how to get home so I had my friend lead with his truck and I followed with mine so I would know where to go and oh my god i dont know how I didnt crash, that was by far the drunkest I had ever drived, my friend wanted to drive mine drunkish but i wouldnt let him even though he was way less drunk then me, we went like 15 miles an hour on the gravel roads and highways
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I don't really take it seriously, I mean I've smashed some tinder punani but I usually just send trollish pickup lines. My tinder profile has 2 generic pictures and a fake name and age and just 1 line as a bio so I'll ask them a weird question or say a weird pickup line. I remember I matched with a white girl named "maddie" so I asked if that was short for "madagascar" Usually I'll ask a weird question like how tall they are then when they ask why I say I want them to try out for my basketball team or if they can reach something on a high shelf for me
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Fuking america and fuking them taking over the world. Females are literally taking over everything. Their reign will mean at abrs or work they can say anything they want to you, touch your ass or dick on a dance floor, be able to us you even moreso for free drinks while thy accusse you after their drink is done of being too forward, be able to move in corporwte ladders through lies and accussations of top amnagers in their way, and kill popl like they did epstein and thst refent gsme developer through lies and stories.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
where are your friends now ?
Those 3? 2 are dead and they're my Brothers not some random friends of mine.
Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal
the 80s was 40 years ago? that's fucked up.
less than 5 months, yes. 1980 will be 40 years ago. I know but what I can remember (which isn't all that much) doesn't seem to be any longer then 15 years ago. they just fade but they don't feel distant.
Originally posted by aldra
the guy behind you is awfully close
did he give you the bad touch?
that's a disturbing thought. Like his Irish/jedi fro?
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III
thats beigewarlock with lannys father, taipan enigma and jeff hunter
taipan enigma is Jeff Hunter. come up with something better.
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Free shit for white males like tax breaks for the wealthiest? Shut your cry baby ass up
The vast majority of millionaires and billionaires ARE liberal leftists. Oh, the irony. Hollywood, Silicon Valley... you really need to pick up a book sometime and actually educate yourself.
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Originally posted by Bill Krozby
Yeah but speckles I know you're right but you can't honestly tell me you haven't ever been triggered by neighbors or Co workers yourself..
Don't play coy with me..
The way I am, I don't get annoyed, no matter how annoying it is. Letting yourself be annoyed is the same as defeating yourself, or letting people defeat you. It's weak. Not a productive or appropriate emotion. It's self-defeating. Instead, I take the offensive. I act. I might grab the person by the throat. I might whisper to him, just so we both can hear, that if he does that again I'm going to put him in the hospital. I might just slap the person in the head really hard and fast. If stupid people don't learn any hard lessons, they're finished, and you want to help them, not hurt them. You'd want to help them evolve. And as for circumstances or situations, all you can do is what is within your power to change. Everything outside your power to change is irrelevant and simply must be burdened. And an accepted burden should never be looked at as an annoyance, merely a necessary condition for the moment or period or situation.
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in her twitter post she said she was walking to church
in some of those images it comes across as shes muslim
It's all bullshit. These idiots are just after attention. They're attention whores. If it had really happened, she wouldn't be telling everyone about it on social media and providing her identity, and the perp would have already been traced and arrested.
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