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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe Wouldn't have believed these authority worshipping boot-lickers actually used to be members of totse if I hadn't seen it.

    what about this video is convincing to you? what evidence does it provide? do you have any individual thoughts of your own?

    I'd support the 'defunding' or drawing down of the police if it was coupled with greater legal protections for defending yourself, others or property, but in practice all this does is prevent the police from combating crime while providing no alternative.

    the effect is to essentially allow crime to occur and to use state funds (ie. the citizens' funds) to clean up afterwards in order to prevent any violent confrontation. you get compound robbed; you lose the goods to a thief, then your insurance premiums get boosted because robberies are up, then your taxes go up.

    the people committing the crimes, though, do not feel the effects whatsoever - the don't pay taxes, don't get pursued and if for some reason they get caught, they either get charges dropped on compassionate grounds or just don't go to court. I guess less black 'kids' get shot for waving guns at cops when they get caught though.
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  2. Most of this week without Ghost filling up every thread with his ASCII bullshit. We can only hope he fakes his death more often.
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  3. I just drink tea...not sure how your homoerotic thoughts of me come into play.

    It's flattering that you think of me that way but I only like the females of the species.

    You seem very sexually frustrated I thought this was about you wanting better forum interactions not dick sucking sessions.

    Memebers who suck cock certainly don't = better members....or when you said member did you mean penis?
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  4. Originally posted by Bradley bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.

    70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.

    teachat.com isn't a tea house...it's a forum with "better members" (and lots of bitches)

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  5. Bradley Black Hole
    bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.

    70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.
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  6. Bradley Black Hole
    but like i'll buy a cup of soup with a lid and shit and ask the people at the deli if they have a plastic spoon, while they're in the middle of something important to them, the guy will say "No we don't do that."

    I say Okay drop the soup onto the floor infront of the deli and walk out.

    could've been easier, now you can grab the mop and i'm going to the other supermarket.
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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    for city driving a prius will do you fine I guess, would make sure you get hybrid instead of pure electric though

    a smart car is probably the gayest thing you can drive though. it's not even big enough for gay sex, one of you needs to be outside the car
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  8. Bradley Black Hole
    "Why I got deported"
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  9. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanted to make posters of him noncing with information and then include a picture and his California case, and while I could find someone to make them on FIVER.com or w/e that site was, but no one had the balls to hang them up in Lodz (Even for money)

    email his photo and record to that club he's always at
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  10. Not 'mad' but one incident of many:

    I met up with a girl in Coventry. She was married with a kid living in London, I was living with my then fiancee in Manchester. We met in Coventry because it was near halfway.

    We'd both made excuses to our other halfs as to why we'd be gone over night...my excuse was I was going to a computer show...I don't remember what her excuse was.

    Anyway we booked into the hotel went to our room and pretty much got down to business straight away. During the first session (I was young back then) we heard a bunch of kicking and banging out in the hotel hallway but ignored it.

    About 1hr later we were on round 2, penetration was in process and suddenly there's a key in the door and it swings open...in walks the manager and 2 cops.

    I quickly dismount and say "what the fuck"....the manager apologies and quickly ushers out the cops. I put my pants on and go outside into the hallway closely followed by the woman wrapped in a blanket.

    The manager explains he thought the room was empty...he says several of the rooms had been broken into on that floor and he was checking this one. The cops say "did you see or hear anything"

    I told them we'd heard a lot of banging etc about 1hr ago and thought it was just maintenance or something.

    The cop asked me to make an official statement and I said no. He acted surprised and asked why not.

    I nodded to the woman and said "we aren't supposed to be here, neither of us want our name on any official document"

    That evening we went to watch Trainspotting at the movies which had just come out, we dined back in our room on KFC and then I ate her pussy out and fucked her a 3rd time that day.

    In the morning she said she'd had a lovely time but It was just for the sex and she had no intention of leaving her child and husband.

    She left, I'd been used just for sex.
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  11. Instigator Space Nigga
    Should of emptied his pockets aswell.
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  12. Bradley Black Hole
    One time he said "Don't make me take that shit from you." when I bought an ounce of weed and laughed and said "I don't think you can take a shit without walking funny after." and now he's dead forever and I'm super happy, i hope he comes back retarded and a shell of his former self.

    because when i hate someone, i really fucking hate them



    here's like 5 cops/emts, his girlfriend, me, and two other people all crowded around, i didn't call 911 someone else did, i was not gonna get involved myself for someone who has threatened me, attempted to steal from me, generally just been a piece of shit and now he's probably a vegetable or getting the plug pulled

    God bless!
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by POLECAT no but when the shit hits the fan you will be able to feed ur family

    Can you eat pre 1964 coins? Do you think in a post apocalyptic scenario people would line up to trade food for pre 1964 coins? If you took out a refi loan to buy 200k in pre 1964 coins would they appreciate more than $1403 per month? Maybe if you had 200k liquid it might or might not pay off.
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  14. Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area

    Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.
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  15. Donald Trump Black Hole
    I've heard hospitality is an awful business. It's very competitive, meaning you have to watch your costs. You can't pay staff enough to keep them interested, so absenteeism and turnover is a constant issue. Dealing with employees in general is a nightmare, and you quickly learn how crazy the average person is.

    Your customers are entitled and always want everything to be perfect. You have to be on top of your game every single day. One slip up and they start complaining. You don't get to have a day where you say "I'm hung over this morning, I'll just do a shitty job today and catch up tomorrow". Customers don't make appointments and don't tell you what they want ahead of time. You can't plan out how much food you need precisely. Customers turn up and want whatever their whims dictate. And if you don't have it they start complaining and looking for stuff for free.

    You can't just decide to take a weeks holiday without having someone you trust to cover for you. It's like a ball and chain. You will never be able to completely relax.

    I'll definitely visit you and laugh at you, I'll be sucking down bud lights and chicken wings and acting like a jackass while I'm watching you fussing about inventory levels and staff who won't come in that day.

    I'll be your typical customer. I'll park crooked like a jackass in the parking lot, taking up 2 or 3 spaces. I'll come in with dirty boots and sit somewhere I shouldn't. I'll order, then 5 minutes later I'll change my mind and demand something else. I'll be loud and profane. I'll complain the food is too cold. Then when you heat it up, I'll complain that it's too hot. I'll insist on talking to your pretty little waitress for hours on end. I'll scratch myself inappropriately. I'll spill food all over the place, including on myself. I'll get drunk. I'll complain about other customers. I'll steal your cutlery. I'll leave a holocaust in the bathroom. I'll leave without tipping. I'll stand outside, smoking. I'll scratch someone else's car in the parking lot.

    You will see a lot of customers like me.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    After 10 years if being retired (yes I retired at 51) I've decided to do something. I'm buying a successful popular bar and grill in Kingman Arizona.

    The asking price is $650,000. The owner is financing. I'm coming with $200,000 down and he is going to carry $450,000 for 15 years with a nallon payment option after 10 years and no penalty fir early payoff.

    It has a class 12 liquor license which men's the sales must be a minimum of 40% food. Currently it's averages 57% food and 43% liquor with a total gross sales average of about $250,000 per month. My payments will be about $3500 per month.

    I'm getting a turn key operations complete with staff, management, stock, a loyal customer base which all know and like me, 5 acres of property with ample parking, and all recipes. I do have to sign an NDA on his Jack Daniels beans.

    Anyhow this is all set to close on or before September 1st. Once I have they keys I'll let you know where it is and what it's called. That way the internet tuff guyz can vist anytime they wish.
  17. Narc Space Nigga [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Listen you fucking moron, young chicks fuck older dudes who have money and are not a broke drunken ass eastern European loser with nothing to offer. I could go to Poland and fuck any young bitch just by flashing my Passport ffs, Of course sounding coherent, not stumbling around and repeating every dumb thing I say 7 times also helps.


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  18. Bradley Black Hole
    THis is not a swim post. These are my legitimate friends but when I say my friend I dont' want you to all to think I'm SWIMing a declaration.

    My friend was with his plug (I won't say my plug, because I go through my friend to get to him everytime and he don't speak good English or good Spanish and I don't speak any creole)

    So my friend used the plugs knife at some point to cut something, product, a string, whatever he used dude's pocket knife to cut something while they were hanging out.

    Someone got stabbed a week ago last friday with that knife. My plug isn't in the system for DNA or finger prints, clean record, my boy is a convicted felon.

    So i guess they pulled DNA from skin cells in a manner called trace DNA on the handle of the knife, my plug disappeared (it's a homicide investigation) and they arrested my friend, the proof

    He has no alibi (cuz he's fucking off drunk as shit, selling drugs and hanging out with some cool ass niggas who won't respond to a police inquery), has priors for violence (but no weapons/no homicide serious shit), but his trace DNA (along with a bajillion others) was on the knife inside the handle. He told me today, thatit's one of those fold out where it's got hollow spaces to fit all your skin cells in apparently.

    So they got 2 things the state are really focusing on, his hand skin cells, he doesn't know how that knife ended up int he victim, he doesn't remember who owned the knife, and the victims blood is all over the handle.

    I don't know the victim but I know he wasn't very good at surviving five stab wounds to the chest lol

    So I try to call him (since I kinda wanna get a fatass bag of weed cuz it's the day time (my favorite time to smoke weed, other than at night) and figured i'd explain what's up kinda) I have a friend who speaks creole, spanish, french, English and Russian, I use him for anything serious a lot, when he told me how many languages he knew, I said DAMN NIGGA HOW MANY DADS YOU GOT?

    So anyway, i ask him to help me call my plug and he says yea sure five minutes i gotta wrap something up and shows up two hours later. My plugs phones disconnected.

    They put my boys bail at 500 for Second Degree Homicide, in florida you need to put up 10%, he aint got not 50k bruh, he aint got 5k.

    And what he supposed to do? Finger one of the crazier motherfuckers as the murderer, get out immediately and go to 8 funerals (including your own last) in the next year while dude throws his massive balls, money, and he's part of a gang known for this type of behavior, or face 20 years in a prison without air conditioning when it's 110 degrees out at 32 w/ two kids.

    Police: "Where were you at 4:22am on Thursday two weeks ago?"

    Amgio: "sleeping in my bed with my wife."

    "Can anyone verify that?"

    "My wife."

    "she will lie for you always."

    "My kids?"

    "Your kids were awake at four thirty in the morning on a week day?"

    "Well no, but before."

    'So you have no alibi?"

    That's where he is at, he asked me to show his wife how to set up video visits, put money on his books, asked me not to fuck her for some reason kinda weird but like 2/3 through the phone call he just said don't fuck my wife :/ I"m like okay lol

    And uh yeah so he's probably getting out pretty soon like next Nevuary Never Third.
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  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and my high was so bad I literally was going into the bathroom at the ukrainain club just to jerk off even for a few seconds and leave before anyone ntocied or im in there too long and was more worried about being able to jerk it for a bit than actually trying to find a girl to talk to or dance with.
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  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Never settle.

    Sounds like he dodged a bullet there. He can laugh in the future when he sees her with her cat herd.
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