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  1. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did the article mention roughly how many ml of cum?

    If it happened in the US they’d measure it in oz.
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  2. Did the article mention roughly how many ml of cum?
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  3. Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley He doesn't have a car or tunnels, he has his mom's debit card and an 11pm curfew. He met a 12 year old online, sent her sexual messages via text for like 2 days, including most hilariously that he wanted to "spend allnite rubbin ur neck givin u a neck rub" (my second favorite part of the story)

    at which point they met at a water park where he walked in circles in a parking lot for 10 minutes before ultimately deciding to walk up to two middle age white men and say "hey u fuys seen any 12 year olds?" (my favorite part) at which point they thought "Wow that was easy." and he was charged with a bunch of counts of child enticement resulting in him going to prison for 2 years in California, where he was kept safe only by power of anal pleasure to his father figure/protector/best friend/cellmate Luciano, who remains in prison currently.

    Upon completing his prison term, they waived probation and he was immediately deported as a legal resident that received a felony case. His mother worried her beautiful baby boy Wariat would not be successful alone in Warsaw (a country where he doesn't fit in because he was in america since he was like 8 lol) so she moves back with lil mikej and probably blames herself while working as a successful account for international businesses and whatever lil mikej wants he gets

    except 12 year olds cuz she remembers that's how her pedophile son ruined her life when he got sent to prison and deported ten years ago, but it's nice to get him out with his friends, so here's a debit card and if you get into any trouble call me,

    42 years young.

    How old is his mom? I'll marry her and she can pay for my log cabin and I will have her cut his ass off. "he needs to grow naturally. I know it hurts my Love, but its the best thing" and then bang that stinky polish ass into loving me for good while I spend his inherent money on Good times and a palace of my own in the desert mountains of CalNev
    or sell that shit off and divorce her and take the money and run WEEEEE HOOOOOOOOO
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Pete Green yeah seems odd you would post this, OP

    also I thought it was Santa Cruz. What the fuck. Oakdale? thats on the way to Yosemite. Seems like Yosemite might be a hiding spot for children kidnapped? there is probably a giant cave in El Capitan or Half Dome.

    probably a network of tunnels.

    He doesn't have a car or tunnels, he has his mom's debit card and an 11pm curfew. He met a 12 year old online, sent her sexual messages via text for like 2 days, including most hilariously that he wanted to "spend allnite rubbin ur neck givin u a neck rub" (my second favorite part of the story)

    at which point they met at a water park where he walked in circles in a parking lot for 10 minutes before ultimately deciding to walk up to two middle age white men and say "hey u fuys seen any 12 year olds?" (my favorite part) at which point they thought "Wow that was easy." and he was charged with a bunch of counts of child enticement resulting in him going to prison for 2 years in California, where he was kept safe only by power of anal pleasure to his father figure/protector/best friend/cellmate Luciano, who remains in prison currently.

    Upon completing his prison term, they waived probation and he was immediately deported as a legal resident that received a felony case. His mother worried her beautiful baby boy Wariat would not be successful alone in Warsaw (a country where he doesn't fit in because he was in america since he was like 8 lol) so she moves back with lil mikej and probably blames herself while working as a successful account for international businesses and whatever lil mikej wants he gets

    except 12 year olds cuz she remembers that's how her pedophile son ruined her life when he got sent to prison and deported ten years ago, but it's nice to get him out with his friends, so here's a debit card and if you get into any trouble call me,

    42 years young.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    op is a homosexual and the president of Homosexuals of Zoklet of which you are a member, you tranny shagging rat faced fuck.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Maybe the bus caught him.

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  7. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
  8. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe I always seem to be able to think of exactly what to say to get under your skin.

    you don't ever seem to have anything to say - virtually everything you post is copypasted from somewhere else with nothing added. case in point - you posted a video with no comment.

    Originally posted by Obbe The movement began as a response to police brutality and excessive use of force, which has been shown to not be very effective at "combating" crime. You know what has been shown to be effective at preventing crime? According to the sources provided in the video, giving people access to resources to help them deal with their problems and climb out of poverty.

    what sources? why do you find them convincing? why do you think crime directly correlates to poverty?

    why do the richest majority-black counties in the US have higher crime rates than the poorest majority-white?

    Originally posted by Obbe Oh, so when there was a school shooter in Uvalde the police simply stood around and allowed the crime to continue to occur because they didn't have enough funding to respond to the violence immediately? I guess 37% of that city's entire budget just wasn't enough.

    police in a specific case were poorly trained and motivated, so let's get rid of all of them and replace them with nothing.

    Originally posted by Obbe Ah, there it is. Your true motivation. The essence of aldra.

    eliminating the media's ability to stoke racial tensions and create outrage based on often-justified shootings? sure.

    The BLM riots, the single most destructive event in US history, happened because the media turned a multiple felon who overdosed in police custody into a 'murder'.

    The recent French riots happened because the media turned a justified shooting (an adolescent who stole a car, and when stopped by police tried to drive up onto a busy pavement) into a 'police brutality hate crime'.



    but that's really beside the point - I already said I'd fully support scaling back the police if, in turn, the state gave citizens the legal power to enforce their own justice on criminals who steal from or otherwise try to victimise them.
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  9. Hetero sex is disgusting too, especially things like leakage. Vaginas are big bloody messes too, always bleeding eveywhere. Women are mattress destroyers.
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  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Obbe Wouldn't have believed these authority worshipping boot-lickers actually used to be members of totse if I hadn't seen it.

    what about this video is convincing to you? what evidence does it provide? do you have any individual thoughts of your own?

    I'd support the 'defunding' or drawing down of the police if it was coupled with greater legal protections for defending yourself, others or property, but in practice all this does is prevent the police from combating crime while providing no alternative.

    the effect is to essentially allow crime to occur and to use state funds (ie. the citizens' funds) to clean up afterwards in order to prevent any violent confrontation. you get compound robbed; you lose the goods to a thief, then your insurance premiums get boosted because robberies are up, then your taxes go up.

    the people committing the crimes, though, do not feel the effects whatsoever - the don't pay taxes, don't get pursued and if for some reason they get caught, they either get charges dropped on compassionate grounds or just don't go to court. I guess less black 'kids' get shot for waving guns at cops when they get caught though.
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  11. Most of this week without Ghost filling up every thread with his ASCII bullshit. We can only hope he fakes his death more often.
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  12. I just drink tea...not sure how your homoerotic thoughts of me come into play.

    It's flattering that you think of me that way but I only like the females of the species.

    You seem very sexually frustrated I thought this was about you wanting better forum interactions not dick sucking sessions.

    Memebers who suck cock certainly don't = better members....or when you said member did you mean penis?
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  13. Originally posted by Bradley bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.

    70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.

    teachat.com isn't a tea house...it's a forum with "better members" (and lots of bitches)

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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    bro these tea houses loeok expensive as fuck (i did go on their forum) and none of it's in the ghetto, they look like mansions with little rooms and say all you can drink tea 70$ comes with crumpets (not sure what that is), napkins, and a teaboy (vinny) who comes and brings fresh boiling water whenever you need it and then exits.

    70 bucks to sit in a room for an hour with another man sippin non alcoholic tea while we discuss the what? Shit seems pretty gay bruh.
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    but like i'll buy a cup of soup with a lid and shit and ask the people at the deli if they have a plastic spoon, while they're in the middle of something important to them, the guy will say "No we don't do that."

    I say Okay drop the soup onto the floor infront of the deli and walk out.

    could've been easier, now you can grab the mop and i'm going to the other supermarket.
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  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    for city driving a prius will do you fine I guess, would make sure you get hybrid instead of pure electric though

    a smart car is probably the gayest thing you can drive though. it's not even big enough for gay sex, one of you needs to be outside the car
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    "Why I got deported"
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bradley I wanted to make posters of him noncing with information and then include a picture and his California case, and while I could find someone to make them on FIVER.com or w/e that site was, but no one had the balls to hang them up in Lodz (Even for money)

    email his photo and record to that club he's always at
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  19. Not 'mad' but one incident of many:

    I met up with a girl in Coventry. She was married with a kid living in London, I was living with my then fiancee in Manchester. We met in Coventry because it was near halfway.

    We'd both made excuses to our other halfs as to why we'd be gone over night...my excuse was I was going to a computer show...I don't remember what her excuse was.

    Anyway we booked into the hotel went to our room and pretty much got down to business straight away. During the first session (I was young back then) we heard a bunch of kicking and banging out in the hotel hallway but ignored it.

    About 1hr later we were on round 2, penetration was in process and suddenly there's a key in the door and it swings open...in walks the manager and 2 cops.

    I quickly dismount and say "what the fuck"....the manager apologies and quickly ushers out the cops. I put my pants on and go outside into the hallway closely followed by the woman wrapped in a blanket.

    The manager explains he thought the room was empty...he says several of the rooms had been broken into on that floor and he was checking this one. The cops say "did you see or hear anything"

    I told them we'd heard a lot of banging etc about 1hr ago and thought it was just maintenance or something.

    The cop asked me to make an official statement and I said no. He acted surprised and asked why not.

    I nodded to the woman and said "we aren't supposed to be here, neither of us want our name on any official document"

    That evening we went to watch Trainspotting at the movies which had just come out, we dined back in our room on KFC and then I ate her pussy out and fucked her a 3rd time that day.

    In the morning she said she'd had a lovely time but It was just for the sex and she had no intention of leaving her child and husband.

    She left, I'd been used just for sex.
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  20. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Should of emptied his pockets aswell.
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