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2019-09-06 at 11:39 AM UTC in Racing is gay
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2019-09-05 at 10:06 PM UTC in Do you guys think what White Americans do is ok in California?If someon has one sex case on thir record even if it was a plea bargain they were leid tot ske bcause its misdemeanor on paper and no big deal which is what these scumbag paid lawyers will tell you not to mention public defenders. That every other case going forward and every little thing they do they get railroaded? You think its ok when celebrities get in fights or beat people up even mma stars like bj penn get slaps on the wrist or warning while if a sex offender does the same he gets multiple yrs in prison?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-05 at 9:48 PM UTC in A good way to get quality people here
Originally posted by Bill Krozby fucking lol.
TALES FROM THE SHITHOLE: CUM FIESTA PART 2
but once I had to squirt really bad from drinking crystals hot sauce straight from the bottle and drinking and I went into the fiesta mart and there was already some dude taking a dumper at seven in the morning probably that worked there anyways i went to womens restroom and it was fucking disgusting, way worse than any mens room i've ever been in.. I ran back out and went back to the mens room told him to in spanish to hurry the fuck up, "rapido, pronto, ayuda me" and he was like "que?" so I ran back to the womens restroom and I couldnt fucking do it, there was period blood all over the seat and liquid asshole / urine ect.. so I tried to fit my ass over the trashcan, one of those trash cans that are imbedded in the wall so even my skinny ass couldn't fit in I sprayed a lot of orange ass and some of it was slipping out of the trash can.
I felt like it was a saw movie, I had to go run over the tp gizmo to whipe burning b hole, but the bathroom was on incline to a drain in the middle of room to easily clean i guess, and the time was ticking so i quickly wiped my ass as fast and ass hard as i could right before the liquid orange toxic ass got on my slippers and made it out. I left the store.
And went and bought my groceries elsewhere
now i get prepped by stocking up on immodium, even though it takes the fun out of diarrhea
lol goddamn that sounds like a crazy debacle
once i went to the bathroom at work (the kind where it's a small room with one toilet that you can lock the door) and nobody was outside or waiting or anything so i took like 5 fat hits off a meth pipe and started blowing fat clouds and it got all cloudy but nobody was around so i didn't think it mattered but then i walked out right after and there were like 5 people waiting for the bathroom lmao
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2019-09-05 at 9:20 PM UTC in A good way to get quality people here
Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III lmao i agree people who shit in public restrooms are usually trash human beings. i guess you could make an exception for like a legit emergency but that's really rare.
fucking lol.
TALES FROM THE SHITHOLE: CUM FIESTA PART 2
but once I had to squirt really bad from drinking crystals hot sauce straight from the bottle and drinking and I went into the fiesta mart and there was already some dude taking a dumper at seven in the morning probably that worked there anyways i went to womens restroom and it was fucking disgusting, way worse than any mens room i've ever been in.. I ran back out and went back to the mens room told him to in spanish to hurry the fuck up, "rapido, pronto, ayuda me" and he was like "que?" so I ran back to the womens restroom and I couldnt fucking do it, there was period blood all over the seat and liquid asshole / urine ect.. so I tried to fit my ass over the trashcan, one of those trash cans that are imbedded in the wall so even my skinny ass couldn't fit in I sprayed a lot of orange ass and some of it was slipping out of the trash can.
I felt like it was a saw movie, I had to go run over the tp gizmo to whipe burning b hole, but the bathroom was on incline to a drain in the middle of room to easily clean i guess, and the time was ticking so i quickly wiped my ass as fast and ass hard as i could right before the liquid orange toxic ass got on my slippers and made it out. I left the store.
And went and bought my groceries elsewhere
now i get prepped by stocking up on immodium, even though it takes the fun out of diarrheaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-05 at 8:36 PM UTC in Fuck u up bitchHope you can shoot better than you can throw darts
FaggotThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-05 at 6:08 PM UTC in Why didn’t they just name a country BlacklandNigeria.
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2019-09-05 at 7:11 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
Originally posted by aldra banned from making further rape complaints for 6 months, so the accuser has to dodge rapes for a while
I don't know why there are special laws for this though, false accusations and testimony are already illegal aren't they
If Florida adopted such a thing you could use their publicly available criminal records to look up people who have been charged of making false rape accusations and seek them out to rape. -
2019-09-05 at 2:43 AM UTC in New proposed law could outlaw rapage false accusations
Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Every time a woman makes a false rape accusation, a man should be allowed to rape her, or she can avoid that by sucking his dick voluntarily.
banned from making further rape complaints for 6 months, so the accuser has to dodge rapes for a while
I don't know why there are special laws for this though, false accusations and testimony are already illegal aren't theyThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 11:38 PM UTC in Random image threadyeah,, 03 700 edge,
05 600 switchback 144 and an 08 IQ Dragon 700 121,, soon, like in 2 months I'll be getting an RMK 800 155, probably 2015 16 or 17The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 8:57 AM UTC in My best friend is dating a black transvestite
Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- I am really at a loss as to how I should handle this. He surely knows that he’s dating a man, but seems so naturally happy with him. Perhaps I will let him be. Has anyone else experienced this?
You should write to our former President, I hear he has a lot of experience in this area -
2019-09-04 at 2:41 AM UTC in Image i drew of CandyRein
Originally posted by CandyRein I was talking to Nil…
And no TV show made me want to go into nursing..I love people and get a high almost from helping people
I’m addicted to the feeling I get from my job
Ie ..they help me just as much as I help them
That's good I didn't think you became a nurse because you saw it on tv, I just asked what your favorite show to do with nursing was. Also, are you aware of the stereotype of the crazy nurse? Most men rank womens erraticness based on profession 1. hairdresser 2. nurse 3. aestheticianThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-04 at 1:18 AM UTC in Random image threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-03 at 10:31 PM UTC in Anybody got any goals?my goal is to work my ass off till I win the lottery but buy all the things my little mobile home and tiny chunk of Vermont needs,,
if I win big like 100 million I'm gonna give all my friends a million bucks,,
If I only win a million I'll buy a house in Hanover and remodel it so it has 10 bedrooms and remortgage it for double what I payed and let the $900.00 a bedroom pay off the mortgage and then live off the profits.
also its my more closer to reality I'm gonna learn how to grow 1 pound plants indoors and be 100% legal in all aspects of life
with good credit,,
I'm getting my first bank loan in two weeks
and in 5 months I'll have paid off all old debts,, I owe less than $2000.00The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-03 at 8:18 PM UTC in Random image thread
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2019-09-03 at 5:47 PM UTC in URGENT QUESTIONSWIM smoked meth in his hotel over about an hour or so and was about 6 feet from the door because he used the stove to vape it with. Could people smell that realistically? Also he flicked a lighter a lot and tapped the glass to the glass a good bit and jacked off potentially moderately loudly... he is VERY very paranoid. Nobody has called him yet 2 or hours after last toke. Also his door is right next to the elevator.
He turned the tv on for noise 5 minutes in though.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-03 at 4:56 PM UTC in If you had $50ish to spend on a router which would you pick?Here's a budget friendly router:
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2019-09-03 at 3:53 PM UTC in Niggers are stupider than you ever imaginedThat sounds about right. Mexicans tend to hate blacks and look down on them, even though their IQ average is similar. https://chicago.suntimes.com/2015/8/28/18361097/charles-barkley-black-people-have-voted-for-democrats-their-whole-life-they-re-still-poor
There's going to come a day when all communists/democrats are slaughtered for the betterment of humanity. It's going to come down to war and they're going to lose.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-09-03 at 5:33 AM UTC in You ever jerk it three times about the same chick on one day then later run into her?I woke up hungover and still buzzing sometime this afternoon, and tried to Spartan my way through the day time hangover, jerking it a few times (even though after this many times it does absolutely nothing).
Then I realize it's almost 11pm and that I have to make an executive decision about the alcohol question.
So I start walking up to the friendly neighbourhood purveyor of liquors, and I run into T (I'm calling her T).
I slept with her a bunch of times a couple years ago when I moved out to this shit hole.
She's like a decade and a bit older than me, and actually a bigger alcoholic than I am.
But she still got a fine fucking body, and was the first woman I slept with in 10 years, so I kinda got hooked.
She's with these two fucking hoodlums, sipping on a bottle of Bacardi. She offers me a swig, but me, being the world's most ridiculous alcoholic, I can't drink hard liquor without chase (yeah, I know... No need to point out how pathetic that is).
I extend my hand to one of the dudes and introduce myself, and he asks if T used to babysit me...
I see an opportunity to express a mild degree of dominance over these dudes and say "kinda... She's my grandma".
She wasn't too impressed with that, and I kinda felt bad because, despite all her bazillion flaws, she's a nice chick.
She told me to text her, but luckily I had triple power post nut clarity and just "aight maybe later". -
2019-09-03 at 4:18 AM UTC in Just got out of jail, worst weekend of my lifeI see you had to edit your post about 8 times to get it right. I bet you had to look up the lyricsThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-09-02 at 8:53 PM UTC in Random image thread33 fucking years old.
But Disney years, so you have to adjust for the jeuuish tricks they've suffered.
So 33*7 = 231 years, which seems about right.
Those eyes.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
