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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    One time he said "Don't make me take that shit from you." when I bought an ounce of weed and laughed and said "I don't think you can take a shit without walking funny after." and now he's dead forever and I'm super happy, i hope he comes back retarded and a shell of his former self.

    because when i hate someone, i really fucking hate them



    here's like 5 cops/emts, his girlfriend, me, and two other people all crowded around, i didn't call 911 someone else did, i was not gonna get involved myself for someone who has threatened me, attempted to steal from me, generally just been a piece of shit and now he's probably a vegetable or getting the plug pulled

    God bless!
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by POLECAT no but when the shit hits the fan you will be able to feed ur family

    Can you eat pre 1964 coins? Do you think in a post apocalyptic scenario people would line up to trade food for pre 1964 coins? If you took out a refi loan to buy 200k in pre 1964 coins would they appreciate more than $1403 per month? Maybe if you had 200k liquid it might or might not pay off.
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  3. Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$Pβ‚³C3β˜†πŸκ’°-β– ^β– κ’±vπŸ‘πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ«·α”•πŸŒŸα”•β«Έβš‘5H33Pβ‹†Β°βœ©πŸͺ I plan to become a regular at this establishment, im scouting the area

    Probably need to check if Greyhound go there first.
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  4. I've heard hospitality is an awful business. It's very competitive, meaning you have to watch your costs. You can't pay staff enough to keep them interested, so absenteeism and turnover is a constant issue. Dealing with employees in general is a nightmare, and you quickly learn how crazy the average person is.

    Your customers are entitled and always want everything to be perfect. You have to be on top of your game every single day. One slip up and they start complaining. You don't get to have a day where you say "I'm hung over this morning, I'll just do a shitty job today and catch up tomorrow". Customers don't make appointments and don't tell you what they want ahead of time. You can't plan out how much food you need precisely. Customers turn up and want whatever their whims dictate. And if you don't have it they start complaining and looking for stuff for free.

    You can't just decide to take a weeks holiday without having someone you trust to cover for you. It's like a ball and chain. You will never be able to completely relax.

    I'll definitely visit you and laugh at you, I'll be sucking down bud lights and chicken wings and acting like a jackass while I'm watching you fussing about inventory levels and staff who won't come in that day.

    I'll be your typical customer. I'll park crooked like a jackass in the parking lot, taking up 2 or 3 spaces. I'll come in with dirty boots and sit somewhere I shouldn't. I'll order, then 5 minutes later I'll change my mind and demand something else. I'll be loud and profane. I'll complain the food is too cold. Then when you heat it up, I'll complain that it's too hot. I'll insist on talking to your pretty little waitress for hours on end. I'll scratch myself inappropriately. I'll spill food all over the place, including on myself. I'll get drunk. I'll complain about other customers. I'll steal your cutlery. I'll leave a holocaust in the bathroom. I'll leave without tipping. I'll stand outside, smoking. I'll scratch someone else's car in the parking lot.

    You will see a lot of customers like me.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    After 10 years if being retired (yes I retired at 51) I've decided to do something. I'm buying a successful popular bar and grill in Kingman Arizona.

    The asking price is $650,000. The owner is financing. I'm coming with $200,000 down and he is going to carry $450,000 for 15 years with a nallon payment option after 10 years and no penalty fir early payoff.

    It has a class 12 liquor license which men's the sales must be a minimum of 40% food. Currently it's averages 57% food and 43% liquor with a total gross sales average of about $250,000 per month. My payments will be about $3500 per month.

    I'm getting a turn key operations complete with staff, management, stock, a loyal customer base which all know and like me, 5 acres of property with ample parking, and all recipes. I do have to sign an NDA on his Jack Daniels beans.

    Anyhow this is all set to close on or before September 1st. Once I have they keys I'll let you know where it is and what it's called. That way the internet tuff guyz can vist anytime they wish.
  6. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Listen you fucking moron, young chicks fuck older dudes who have money and are not a broke drunken ass eastern European loser with nothing to offer. I could go to Poland and fuck any young bitch just by flashing my Passport ffs, Of course sounding coherent, not stumbling around and repeating every dumb thing I say 7 times also helps.


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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    THis is not a swim post. These are my legitimate friends but when I say my friend I dont' want you to all to think I'm SWIMing a declaration.

    My friend was with his plug (I won't say my plug, because I go through my friend to get to him everytime and he don't speak good English or good Spanish and I don't speak any creole)

    So my friend used the plugs knife at some point to cut something, product, a string, whatever he used dude's pocket knife to cut something while they were hanging out.

    Someone got stabbed a week ago last friday with that knife. My plug isn't in the system for DNA or finger prints, clean record, my boy is a convicted felon.

    So i guess they pulled DNA from skin cells in a manner called trace DNA on the handle of the knife, my plug disappeared (it's a homicide investigation) and they arrested my friend, the proof

    He has no alibi (cuz he's fucking off drunk as shit, selling drugs and hanging out with some cool ass niggas who won't respond to a police inquery), has priors for violence (but no weapons/no homicide serious shit), but his trace DNA (along with a bajillion others) was on the knife inside the handle. He told me today, thatit's one of those fold out where it's got hollow spaces to fit all your skin cells in apparently.

    So they got 2 things the state are really focusing on, his hand skin cells, he doesn't know how that knife ended up int he victim, he doesn't remember who owned the knife, and the victims blood is all over the handle.

    I don't know the victim but I know he wasn't very good at surviving five stab wounds to the chest lol

    So I try to call him (since I kinda wanna get a fatass bag of weed cuz it's the day time (my favorite time to smoke weed, other than at night) and figured i'd explain what's up kinda) I have a friend who speaks creole, spanish, french, English and Russian, I use him for anything serious a lot, when he told me how many languages he knew, I said DAMN NIGGA HOW MANY DADS YOU GOT?

    So anyway, i ask him to help me call my plug and he says yea sure five minutes i gotta wrap something up and shows up two hours later. My plugs phones disconnected.

    They put my boys bail at 500 for Second Degree Homicide, in florida you need to put up 10%, he aint got not 50k bruh, he aint got 5k.

    And what he supposed to do? Finger one of the crazier motherfuckers as the murderer, get out immediately and go to 8 funerals (including your own last) in the next year while dude throws his massive balls, money, and he's part of a gang known for this type of behavior, or face 20 years in a prison without air conditioning when it's 110 degrees out at 32 w/ two kids.

    Police: "Where were you at 4:22am on Thursday two weeks ago?"

    Amgio: "sleeping in my bed with my wife."

    "Can anyone verify that?"

    "My wife."

    "she will lie for you always."

    "My kids?"

    "Your kids were awake at four thirty in the morning on a week day?"

    "Well no, but before."

    'So you have no alibi?"

    That's where he is at, he asked me to show his wife how to set up video visits, put money on his books, asked me not to fuck her for some reason kinda weird but like 2/3 through the phone call he just said don't fuck my wife :/ I"m like okay lol

    And uh yeah so he's probably getting out pretty soon like next Nevuary Never Third.
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  8. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    and my high was so bad I literally was going into the bathroom at the ukrainain club just to jerk off even for a few seconds and leave before anyone ntocied or im in there too long and was more worried about being able to jerk it for a bit than actually trying to find a girl to talk to or dance with.
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  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Never settle.

    Sounds like he dodged a bullet there. He can laugh in the future when he sees her with her cat herd.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I'd probably fuck an 18 year old or w/e if I got really wasted, but like the girls that should be in high school aren't for me, i'm bald, old, have experienced so much bullshit, I can't really connect with rich kids in clubs, but once that bitch has been burned out by life, i can find some similarities with them.

    No zoo
    No licking my ass
    No children

    I'm cool with 3sums with adults and i can out drink most of you polski fuckers without an issue.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    would you let me live with you for a month if i saved up and got a place in poland? I don't mind getting beat up or fucking 21+ women.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope you have a great Thursday today and really utilize it as an opportunity to shine with your best self.
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  13. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Wariat you dont get it scron this is how fucked up polish femwles are. just ask star trek. tney are 16 and already twlking wbout marriage and kids.

    yeah????? that's literally everywhere you fucking idiot wake the fuck up
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    wow here's your opportunity to fuck a drunk teenager you just met and fuck her up with whatever you got coming out your penis. I'm sure she'll be very excited to wake up next to an old chubby convicted pedophile who got deporte

    Nice job, broski. You're so very much succeeding, time to post about it on the forums since you're still working in getting your 3 1/2 floppy into being a hard 4 inch CD.

    I hope she wakes up and her father kills you.
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  15. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Β£14,000 for top surgery and she's/it's set up a gofundme page LOL

    This is from the side of the family that we speak to but just at birthdays or if someone's got married etc etc. Infact I don't think I've actually spoke or had a conversation with it for 20+ she's aspergers as fuck but anyway this side of the family became deeply born again religious and used to go to church like most days of the week and she's comes out as wanting top surgery

    Lol

    Anyway it think she's raised about Β£200 so unless they do a raffle or a charity bike or someshit she's not getting her tits chopped off...

    Man these are strange times were living In.
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    YOu try viagra/cialis yet for your erectile dysfunction?
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  17. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's probably more of a blessing for the children in your vicinity
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  18. Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    There is no fucking u

    if you can spell it without another letter, putting in extra letter just makes you look like a brainwashed eurocultist faggot, fuck the british and french they don't get to decide anymore, they are banned from english and french for being muslim cucks

    How about WE tell YOU how to speak fucking Eurofags its not ARMOUR its ARMOR
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  19. Originally posted by Bradley Folks we were sitting down eating a taco bowl, and I met him

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  20. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Wariat aldra how are or were at least in 90s ealry 2000s all these east euro dudes able to do this or convince so eaisly these girls when i have a hard time in polqnd finding one to e en tlak to even a 16 yr old?

    they weren't hunchback retards probably
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