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  1. #21
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Join some Father of Abraham Temple

    I hate to say it but Duet 23.1 you shouldn't cut your jediels off.

    “He who is emasculated by crushing or mutilation shall not enter the assembly of the LORD.


    but hey i mean i uhh masturbated last week twice. and so I sinned too I guess.

    i spilled my seed. not sure if thats the same thing.

    also what if a person or a kid on a bike smashed his testicles or even an adult male. They can't go to heaven if its an accident? vague the bible is sometimes. but I want to go to heaven so.. Dang. confusing at times
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  2. #22
    You just cant spill ur seed on the ground. If you spillit onto anakin ur golden
  3. #23
    napkin
  4. #24
    LETS SEEE HER DIK

    modern women have failed to hold up their duty to be women





    folx?

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  5. #25
    Pete Green African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked napkin

    well.. I mean I didn't jizz on the floor or I wasn't outside jizzing on the sidewalk (as fucking funny of an image that is)

    but yeah.. I mean Toilet Tissue came handy in the clean up. if that helps with visual of Peedy yank his old mans southern-turtleneck
  6. #26
    Originally posted by Pete Green well.. I mean I didn't jizz on the floor or I wasn't outside jizzing on the sidewalk (as fucking funny of an image that is)

    but yeah.. I mean Toilet Tissue came handy in the clean up. if that helps with visual of Peedy yank his old mans southern-turtleneck

    im 14 ur in trouble bucko
  7. #27
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i wish she had a penisd

    she does.

    zoom in and you can see her head (dome) between the four stars.
  8. #28
    not big enuf
  9. #29
    i want to have to zoom out
  10. #30
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood LETS SEEE HER DIK

    modern women have failed to hold up their duty to be women





    folx?


    On the second one I would really FIFY. She's white, by kids she means cats or dogs.
  11. #31
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Neo-Vagina?




    inb4-FAG!



    Originally posted by Pete Green I was aware. Neo-Gina reference

    :| but I have at least one (possibly two) family members that went this direction. So What. let them live their lives out. its fun to make fun of at my age because im OG but I wouldn't hate someone or be violent towards them for chosing this lifestyle.

    however. Keep this shit out of my Church while trying to lead it with this or any other sin as "Acceptable" we're all sinners so I do draw the line about Drag showing their junk to pre schoolers or church goers. fuck that level of retard. keep it real but not pushy

    She seems to have a woman's hips and no Adams apple
  12. #32
    i prefer an apple tree sized dick, balls AND a jacobs golden apple, shoved up HER asshole as long as XE squeels like a pig
  13. #33
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Did she have a tetris block inked above her pubic bone or what?

    idk never been my jam but if i were able to examine the goods like an old timey slave auction and everything seemed operational, i might throw her one for the ol bucket list.

    Howd they get the hips to look like that tho? damn transformers

    lol made me laugh out loud

    if i don't know any better I would fuck IT too. if it whipped out a cock I would be sad but you're right maybe just whatever I've come this far lets finish the job
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  14. #34
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i want to have to zoom out

    lets see your girlfriends penis.
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  15. #35
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny lets see your girlfriends penis.

    yes, lets
  16. #36
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Pete Green why Russia? they'll just force you too go fight in Ukraine right now.

    He was being sarcastic not literal dumbass.
  17. #37
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by AngryOnion I think I might move to Russia.

    You might have more freedom there than Boston in 10 years lol
  18. #38
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    What's happening in Boston 10 years from now?
  19. #39
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ What's happening in Boston 10 years from now?

    It will be part of the US
  20. #40
    Originally posted by mmQ What's happening in Boston 10 years from now?

    Marathon Bombing II
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