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Storm Hillary bearing down on California
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2023-08-18 at 5:09 PM UTC
As Hurricane Hilary prepares to make landfall in Southern California, the World Meteorological Organization has announced that all deaths resulting from the storm will be ruled as suicides.
https://babylonbee.com/news/deaths-caused-by-hurricane-hilary-to-be-labeled-suicides
"We are seeing Hilary continue to weaken as it approaches the West Coast, so we have high hopes that it will not cause any, um… suicides," said meteorologist Fritz McBeely to reporters. "But we must be aware, this storm is highly unpredictable and could potentially suicide anyone foolish enough to stand in its way." -
2023-08-18 at 5:11 PM UTCAnyone living in California should suicide regardless of weather conditions.
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2023-08-18 at 7:23 PM UTC
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Anyone living in California should suicide regardless of weather conditions.
Why because they're beautiful and like to have fun?
Actually it shouldn't fall in the ocean, there should be massive lava flows into the sea causing it to DOUBLE in size, a beach front house for all the Calis -
2023-08-18 at 8:12 PM UTC
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2023-08-18 at 8:54 PM UTC
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2023-08-18 at 11:20 PM UTCLanny made so much money off this site it's unreal and he won't share it with the community. He drinks our blood.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
