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2019-11-15 at 3:19 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!I have a story:
One time MyMomIsDead and I were screwing around killing the day as teenagers. Walking through the mall, causing ruckus probably. Found a Rosie O'Donnel book in the dollar store and I was in my, 'Random is funny' phase. So I bought it.
We got bored and decided to hit up the cemetery. As a couple of retards are want to do, we thought trying to punch the book into a memorial statue, brass army guys face was funny. I was going to give it to a buddy of mine. This guy once drove us out of town to his house. Lended Poast a DVD, then drove right by us leaving Poast and I to walk a hella long ways. Poast eventually returned the movie but not before he wrote nigger all over the actual DVD.
So anyways, WifeDead and I are just taking turns punching this Rosie book into a memorial and some lady, probably visiting a dead loved one sees us. She screams something I don't remember but it was so fierce and intense we both ran like little bitches. WifeDead knew the back way out over a fence because Poast used to live behind the cemetery. We both agreed that a girl was about to kick our ass.
The scream was literally voracious. Good times -
2019-11-15 at 2:50 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead For work, we have to check in every hour by text in a group message. I just copy/paste the same message so I only have to write the new time every hour.
Well last week, I was looking up bizarre porn while working, and guess I copied one of the actress's names between the hours of 1am and 2am. At 2am sharp, I send the message "0200*name of pornstar that if you google it is just footage of her anally fisting herself*"
I hit send before even reading the message. Nobody has commented on the fuckup, so I'm hoping the other guys were sleeping or just didn't notice. Either way, I quit that job for unrelated reasons. Last day is this weekend.
Fucking lulz. Who was the 'actress'? And why are you into fisting porn? And where is that video of that guy fisting another dude up to the elbow before literally shoving his foot in his butt?
God. This story brings more questions than answers. -
2019-11-15 at 2:47 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-15 at 1:47 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Who else want a free 100% custom LOLcat?! I'm just giving them away!
Anyone have a funny anecdotal story to share? This thread has it all! -
2019-11-14 at 2 AM UTC in lol a cat runs out on the field at a stadium thinking he's king
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2019-11-14 at 1:46 AM UTC in lol a cat runs out on the field at a stadium thinking he's kingYou stepping on my LOLcat business bro?
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2019-11-14 at 1:12 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-14 at 12:42 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-14 at 12:38 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!I'll work on the notes later. Didn't get that far where he has a half hour monologue about how long he can eat peaches.
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2019-11-13 at 4:06 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
Face/Off
Castor Troy/Sean Archer
This is going to be messy so I'm going to stick with who Castor Troy is. You know, when he get his face off:
Shoots little kids. I can respect that. Know the feeling.
Gropes suspected underage girls dressed as a priest. He could be wearing that pre fight.
He could tie the Cages shoes and stand up. "If I didn't love you so much I'd have to kill you bro."
"everything's just peachy. You know, I can eat a peach for hours."
Fuck this. the Mrs is mad so I'm just going to watch the movie. No fucking 100% custom LOLcats or anything. The Cage rips his face off or something and molests girls. Fuck this shit, -
2019-11-13 at 12:49 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN https://soundcloud.com/buttholeladies/studio-jerkin
I think it was originally by Satar. From the zoklet days. His mic sucked but the lyrics and beat were good so I offered to Butthole it up with poast. He sent it to me and we covered it.
My lyrics fucking suck in it. -
2019-11-12 at 8:15 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-12 at 6:12 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-12 at 6:04 PM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!
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2019-11-12 at 5:58 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-12 at 5:57 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by DietPiano I thought I just bumped? Oh well
BUMPYOTSr
I would've changed the mouth but that fake smile is too perfect. That's truly a 100% cutom LOLcat that no body else can do. I've perfected the craft. Some people use an IOS algorithm to make their LOLcats but if you look closely a trained eye can tell they're not 100% CUSTOM.
MyWifeIsDead is a piece of shit for trying to derail THE LONGEST THREAD ON THE INTERNET! We're accomplishing things here that will be remembered for years and all he can talk about is how o b s e s s e d he is with facebook. I'd feel bad for the guy but he really brought it on himself. -
2019-11-12 at 5:49 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by My Wife Is Dead I'm not saying you'll die if you leave me. I'm saying I won't give you the chance.
I notice you didn't reply to the conversation you wanted to bring up. All you have is my 'defeatist' attitude because you bring nothing real to the table. You harp on others on how they can be better without ever doing something yourself.
I'm ashamed of myself that I once called you a friend. -
2019-11-12 at 4:23 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
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2019-11-12 at 3:43 AM UTC in A Nicolas Cage appreciation thread! 100% custom rage in the Cage LOLcats inside!I'm working on more Cage posts. Takes time.
Work and a wife and a kid. Give me a break and bump the thread. The mods are trying to make this site a more social media thing and I'm trying to resist.
I think I'm slowly losing the battle. -
2019-11-11 at 3:33 PM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!o b s e s s e d has it's word changed to sexy. That's pretty funny. Good one mods
obsessed.
